Beer, Booze & B.S. Podcast

growing up, you know, he was my only child or whatever and I was young, very, very young. Like when I brought him to kindergarten, I'll never forget this day in my life. I brought him to kindergarten in a 9/11 Porsche that Jim had bought me for our wedding and we had just got married. The yellow white one. >> It was yellow. >> Yeah, that's what it was. >> And he rolled up to kindergarten in a [ __ ] Porsche. My mom that was in Daisy Duke >> and white snakes skin cowboy boots. >> Jesus. >> Bringing my little kid to [ __ ] school. Um, >> now were you a good kid? >> No. >> No. You were a party girl. >> Yes. Yeah, very much so. >> Okay. So, >> what about, weren't you? >> How was Dan as a kid? >> Good. You like you were like the type that was you got away with a lot of [ __ ] You were kind of [ __ ] sneaky. [ __ ] >> I absolutely one million. >> I look I look good. >> You just like read through me. >> I look good. Did the good [ __ ] on the [ __ ] front >> cuz you look like like I said priming prop like >> you were like my [ __ ] twin in high school. >> I was I was a good kid. Did everything good. >> No one's ever read me like that before. everything right up until you [ __ ] turn the blind eye and it's like, "All right, LET'S WHAT ARE WE DOING TONIGHT?" >> HOW ABOUT YOU, NIKKI? How were you in high school or kid? >> You name it. I did it in high school. >> I knew it. >> I was just more the >> You were not a prude ass [ __ ] >> either. >> No. So, compare you and your brother. >> Brother got in more trouble. >> He got more trouble. >> You know what's weird? They say that all the time like, "Oh, Harley, whatever. You pick up chicks." I have had way more success picking up chicks on rockets than Harley's all day. 10 to one. 10 to [ __ ] one. 100 [ __ ] percent. >> No way. >> 100%. I don't [ __ ] know. >> And maybe cuz I was younger when I had the rocket >> probably. >> But I mean I feel like you're picking up. >> Did you feel like more like a baddie when you're on the rocket? >> Yeah. >> Like your like your confidence was like higher. >> Dude, it it more attracted the confidence like not cocky but like >> Yeah. Yeah. So if you carry the confidence, it might be like >> Well, I mean, I feel like I'm fairly confident no matter what, dude. >> Yeah, I think you are. >> Yeah, like you got to get those wings like >> and then take the [ __ ] off. >> I'm scared he's going to ruin them. >> I know, dude. Well, they don't touch the ground, so I'm okay, right? >> Yeah, you're fine. >> I kind of feel like [ __ ] What's his face? >> Do you feel like uh Victoria's Secret bottle? >> No. Uh what's his name? Lucifer. >> Oh, Lucifer. >> He's good. >> Does he have wings? >> You got to pause though. >> Let your butt like come forward more. Yep. >> And like really pop your junk. >> You can't pop cuz you're going to fall off the >> I feel like this is the gay [ __ ] I've ever done. >> But first, dude. Look, spread the legs wider. >> SPREAD YOUR LEGS. >> YEAH. REALLY OPEN UP TO IT. >> Like spread eagle. >> Tip. Go on your elbows. >> Ghost. >> LOOK. A BALLERINA. >> [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] Pull yourself together. >> You do this for a living. >> Pull yourself. It's your [ __ ] professional face. >> That's the best point I've ever done. >> WHAT?