Beer, Booze & B.S. Podcast

What's the biggest lie women tell each other? >> You look pretty. >> Probably. >> No, >> I said women tell each other. I didn't say I said that. >> I know. I I'm not. >> We're like really pretty. People say, >> you know, like guys are the complete opposite. They're just [ __ ] Just like damn. >> Well, you guys ALL [ __ ] WITH EACH OTHER. >> Popeye chicken eating [ __ ] >> You fat [ __ ] >> I just watched a Tik Tok on that the other day. >> Yeah. somebody very good-looking, like very good-looking, but just a [ __ ] total tool and douchebag and be like, >> what really turns me off kind of more than anything is when a man talks about how much money >> I can't take that. I'm like, don't I like DON'T >> NOT THAT I WANT TO date a broke [ __ ] Yep. >> But no, if you have to sit there and tell me about it and like I don't want to hear >> I own this and I own that and I have this and I have that, that is like a deal breaker. Goodbye. Yep. >> Tell us about the time you got stranded on a floaty. >> How did that happen? HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? WE WANT TO HEAR THE STORY. WAS THAT by any chance with Karen? >> Um, maybe. >> We're not naming names. >> So, we were on Mission Lake. My mom and dad used to have a campsite up there and Kin and I decided that we were going to like go on a floaty. It'll be fine. You know, let's go suntan. It'll be okay. >> That is a great time. >> Oh, it's the best. >> Yep. It's great. We both fell asleep. We both fell asleep >> on a floaty on the lake. >> On a floaty on the lake. And the next thing you know, >> you're dripping. >> We're in the cattails. >> Oh Jesus. >> Across the room. >> Yeah. We woke up and I'm like, >> "Was there any alcohol involved?" >> Maybe. >> Yeah. >> Maybe a little alcohol. >> Tequila. >> No. No tequila at that time cuz I didn't drink tequila at that time. >> Okay. >> I'm just hanging out and Karin is like doing whatever Karin does and all of a sudden the bouncer comes up and go, "You two are out." And I'm like, "Why? >> What?" And he's like, "Well, you can't touch them." And I was like, >> "What?" >> Were we like hyping THEM UP LIKE THIS PLACE IS A PRISON OF [ __ ] >> I WAS LIKE, "I did not." And and I was like, >> "You were touching them." She was. >> SHE WAS. >> OH NO. >> KAREN. >> Chick's just shaking her ass. She's like, "YEAH." AND I literally get in the front area and one of the guys, I don't know who it was. He's like, "Where are you guys going?" I'm like, "We just got kicked out." He's like, "Why?" And K's like, "Cuz I touched your wife." And I'm like, "Carin, >> my passport picture that I have for the next 10 years." >> Is it you look like a terrorist? >> My >> Okay, we want to see it. >> I want to see it. >> Where is it? No, you do. >> Right, >> Paulie? for the next 10 years. >> To the camera. Bring it up. >> YEAH. >> HABIB. >> YEAH. >> I'm just straight [ __ ] finger banging your bow. What's in there? >> Oh my. >> Okay. Where's your lips go? >> Huh? >> He has no lip. Like >> your beard was like anything. >> It's a Well, I have my beard when it comes >> right. It's just his eyes. That's it. >> Yeah. So, it's >> Oh my god. That is >> Yeah. Especially when I have a hat on. All you can see it looks like I'm damn near wearing a burka because my beard >> I'm looking for the burka. >> Yeah. >> So, I'm just going to ask you, are you the type of person to just splash their boobs because everybody's doing it? >> I would. >> I mean, well, I know you would. >> You're asking me? >> Yeah. >> I'll do it just because. >> Because I feel not care because >> cuz some people are like a body's a body care and that's how Marcelo is and she's a scripper. I was born naked, so I have no problem getting naked. >> Everybody's seen anything better than I got to show what I give a [ __ ] if you see whatever. >> You're not going to be impressed. I promise.