Beer, Booze & B.S. Podcast

Chrissy: 00:00

Alright. I don't even know what episode we're on. Hey, everybody. We are back here filming again, but we are clearly in a different location.

Paul: 00:09

What? How can

Chrissy: 00:10

you I know. How can you tell? We are at beautiful Haydays in North Ranch, Minnesota filming today. Hay Days, what is it? It's a

Paul: 00:20

It's like a swap meet Here's slash

Chrissy: 00:22

swap meet.

Paul: 00:23

State fair slash county fair.

Chrissy: 00:25

Yeah. Like, I don't know how many people come here. 50,000 probably over They got the weekend.

Paul: 00:31

Polaris demos and

Chrissy: 00:33

Yeah. They have a little bit of everything out like

Paul: 00:36

It's like a

Chrissy: 00:37

snowmobile mainly, I think. Like, there's ATV, there's dirt bike, there's anything and everything that you need. From what I understand, it's the largest

Paul: 00:46

Swap y

Chrissy: 00:47

Swap in the fucking world as far as this goes.

Paul: 00:49

Points surprising. It's basically like a county fair for motor heads. There you go.

Chrissy: 00:54

There you go. Polly described it very well.

Paul: 00:56

Yep. Any anything fucking motor induced. Mini bikes, automobiles, spoilers, like you said, you're

Chrissy: 01:03

much here

Paul: 01:04

It probably

Chrissy: 01:04

and you're it doesn't exist. Pretty much the

Paul: 01:06

way But it

Chrissy: 01:08

so anyway, we're gonna we've been here selling our sick bastard streetwear clothing. We've been here since Friday. Mike and I have. Maddie and Paul got here today. And we're gonna do some taste testing and hopefully meet some new people and just do what we do best.

Chrissy: 01:25

Bullshit. Yeah. So what have you been up to? I feel like I haven't seen you in a long time.

Paul: 01:31

Fuck. It's been like a month. Really? It's been that long?

Chrissy: 01:34

I think so.

Paul: 01:35

Fuck. I don't know. I haven't I just working Well, you went the dirt bike.

Chrissy: 01:39

Last time Labor Day happened and your family

Paul: 01:43

Oh, yeah. We went

Chrissy: 01:43

up trip. To Where did you guys go for your family trip?

Paul: 01:46

We went up to just past, like, Hayward or a little or no. Not in Hayward. It was oh, it's right on the maybe it is Hayward. I don't know. It's right no.

Paul: 01:58

I can't remember the name of it.

Chrissy: 01:59

So in Wisconsin?

Paul: 02:00

Yeah. It's right across the border, a little south of where like, probably about an hour south of where I live in Zimmerman.

Chrissy: 02:09

So Okay.

Paul: 02:09

Yeah. We went out there, rented a Airbnb for the weekend.

Chrissy: 02:13

So when you say family, like, how what

Paul: 02:16

Just the media family.

Chrissy: 02:18

Just the media family. So your mom, dad, brother. Yep. Yep. Their Yep.

Chrissy: 02:21

Significant others.

Paul: 02:22

Yep. So

Chrissy: 02:23

just the basically, you and your girlfriend, Britney, and Yep. Then

Paul: 02:26

And kids. Yep. Okay. And then Sean's wife and his kids and mom and dad, and that's it. Just like

Chrissy: 02:32

our Britney's kids came too? Yep. Oh, that's cool.

Paul: 02:34

Yeah. Well, it's super fun.

Chrissy: 02:35

She's got how many?

Paul: 02:37

She's got two of her own and then shares custody with another one.

Chrissy: 02:40

Okay.

Paul: 02:41

Yeah. Gotcha. Or it's basically it's technically not her kid, but like it is her kid. She's raised her. Yeah.

Paul: 02:47

Basically. Yep. Yeah. Whatever.

Chrissy: 02:49

So Cool. What did you guys do?

Paul: 02:52

Just we usually were on like a lake or something, but this year we did manage not be on a lake. It was like it was like it was they had it. They said it had, like, a private lake access, but it was, like, I don't know, maybe a 100 yard walk or, like, a football field, but we never really even went. It was a smaller lake. It had algae all around it.

Paul: 03:11

So we're just like, meh. Fuck that. So we just basically played yard games like Polish golf and bags and badminton. Oh, dude. We had a wicked badminton fight.

Paul: 03:22

Oh, really? Dude, you ever played badminton?

Chrissy: 03:25

Not since, like, school.

Paul: 03:26

I used to play it in high school, dude. We would get so fucking competitive. I don't I and it's just it's like the gayest sport. Yeah.

Chrissy: 03:36

It is kinda queer.

Paul: 03:37

It is like it's like tennis, but a little more fairy ish.

Chrissy: 03:41

Oh, But it's were. So Yeah. More fairy as this tennis.

Paul: 03:45

You hear the, like, the and then when you hit the fucking birdie, it's like, ting ting.

Chrissy: 03:52

So have you played pickleball then?

Paul: 03:53

No. Never.

Chrissy: 03:54

I haven't either.

Paul: 03:55

Is that right?

Chrissy: 03:56

It's like the huge phenomenon right now.

Paul: 03:59

Everyone's into that shit.

Chrissy: 04:00

Yeah. They're like building a huge pickleball course in Elk River where the old movie theater used to be.

Paul: 04:04

Oh, really? Yeah. What a surprise. They're dude, they're building fucking pickleball shit everywhere.

Chrissy: 04:08

Everywhere. Like, Craig who was on

Paul: 04:11

podcast. Crack cocaine to these fucking older people.

Chrissy: 04:14

Craig is obsessed with

Paul: 04:15

it. Remember he was talking about it.

Chrissy: 04:18

But, hey. Hey. It's good exercise, I guess.

Paul: 04:20

Fun. What is it? Just basically like tennis but with a smaller racket?

Chrissy: 04:25

Very similar to racket racquetball?

Paul: 04:27

Well, racquetball, you just fucking hit it up against a wall.

Chrissy: 04:30

But isn't that what pickleball is? I don't even

Paul: 04:33

know what we call think it's more like tennis, but

Chrissy: 04:36

Pickleball is like tennis. It is. So But is the ball bigger?

Paul: 04:40

It's like

Chrissy: 04:41

a Or the rackets?

Paul: 04:42

Like a whiffle ball, so it doesn't go as far and doesn't get as rowdy?

Chrissy: 04:46

I've never watched anybody play it, so I have no clue.

Paul: 04:49

I have zero zero information. Zero anything

Chrissy: 04:52

I about guess we should have to we'll have to ask Craig next time he comes back.

Paul: 04:56

Have Craig come out and fucking tutor us on how to play this shit.

Chrissy: 04:59

Because he said he's he's really into it. He likes to play, like, every day. Yeah.

Paul: 05:04

Well, it wouldn't be fucking phenomenal exercise because it's just like I would imagine, like, tennis or racquetball, you know, you're just fucking ripping.

Chrissy: 05:11

Yeah. Not really. What? Were you playing fairy badminton?

Paul: 05:15

Yeah. Dude, that shit's I don't we should be. It was so dude, I love badminton. I just love the way it sounds hilarious. Hit that fucking thing.

Chrissy: 05:25

I love the way it sounds.

Paul: 05:26

Yeah. Yeah. This is and then the fucking doing it makes when you hit that fucking shuttlecock. I

Chrissy: 05:35

love it.

Paul: 05:35

The shuttlecock. That's what it's called. What? The thing? Yeah.

Paul: 05:41

The birdie is actually called a shuttle cock.

Chrissy: 05:43

Oh. I always thought it was a birdie. I don't know. I don't think they said shuttle cock in school.

Paul: 05:49

Yeah. They probably can't nowadays.

Chrissy: 05:51

But I don't think they ever did. Yeah. Always called the birdie.

Paul: 05:54

Got They did back in the day when we were there.

Chrissy: 05:57

Oh, wow.

Paul: 05:58

But it's offensive now.

Chrissy: 06:00

Oh, well, it probably is. Yeah.

Paul: 06:02

Also, like, paragraph two, you can't say the seven sole called dirty words, which are, like, what? Cock sucker motherfucker fuck shit, cunt, cock, and pussy.

Chrissy: 06:12

Can't say it.

Paul: 06:12

FCC certified. You're gonna get a That's fine for any of hilarious.

Chrissy: 06:18

Yeah. So what did you then okay. So then now is your oh, yeah.

Paul: 06:23

Go ahead. That, and we played like, I got that I made that oversized fucking giant Jenga where it would burn the cards on there so you play, like, categories. You ever play that game?

Chrissy: 06:34

Okay.

Paul: 06:35

So we played that. And

Chrissy: 06:37

I've not played that, but I played Jenga at

Paul: 06:39

the bottom the floor. We had a bunch of fires, and there was, like, a a down tree that was, like it was, like, snapped off, and it made, like, kind of, like, I don't know. It's fucking weird triangle. And then the kids they it looked like whoever was there before had already started putting up, like, branches to kinda make, like, a bullshit teepee. Yep.

Paul: 07:00

But, yeah, the kids all they were all in the woods, fucking around, playing swords, fighting each other, and, like, they made, like, a teepee and shit. So he added to it. So it actually by the time we left, it looked pretty badass.

Chrissy: 07:13

That's cool.

Paul: 07:14

Yeah. You could sit in there and then

Chrissy: 07:16

So now, do you go diff a different do you pick a different spot every year?

Paul: 07:21

So yeah. So, like, every every year, it's it either it rotates between mom and dad's, Sean's, and my turn to pick.

Chrissy: 07:29

To pick a spot.

Paul: 07:30

Yep. It was Sean's Sean's turn this year, so my turn is this coming year. So yeah.

Chrissy: 07:36

So now what are the ages of Sean's kids and Britney's kids, like four and eight.

Paul: 07:41

Four and eight. And then Josh is, what, 12, 13, and then her oldest well, Deanna, which is like her stepdaughter

Chrissy: 07:54

Yep.

Paul: 07:54

Yep. Is I don't even know how old she is. 20

Chrissy: 07:58

She's gotta be in her twenties.

Paul: 07:59

She was with you? Yeah.

Chrissy: 08:00

She Oh.

Paul: 08:00

No. She didn't she wasn't able to come Oh. For some reason, but

Chrissy: 08:06

Yeah. Missy's daughter. And then

Paul: 08:07

her old her James is just graduated high school.

Chrissy: 08:12

So Oh, so her kids are older.

Paul: 08:14

Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

Chrissy: 08:15

gotcha. Yep. So they're not exactly eight and four playing No. Playing.

Paul: 08:19

But, John, he's he's so good with, like, the younger kids. It's That's good. I mean, he he tolerates them and plays with

Chrissy: 08:26

them. Her youngest is 12?

Paul: 08:28

Yeah. Okay. 12, 13, 12. Cool.

Chrissy: 08:31

So then what did you do Labor Day weekend?

Paul: 08:36

Well, I had to work Saturday. That was just last weekend.

Chrissy: 08:39

Yeah. Oh, I thought you were gone the whole weekend.

Paul: 08:41

Well, I was supposed to be, but then we ended up with work, I had some other shit going on that we weren't able to go out of town. Oh, yeah. Which kinda sucked. Because I usually go up to our cabin

Chrissy: 08:52

Okay.

Paul: 08:52

Or land, whatever. My parents' land, it's they got, I think it's, like, 20 acres up on Deer what is it? Deer River? Indoor River on Little Bowstring.

Chrissy: 09:03

Okay. It's just land? No.

Paul: 09:06

It would it a it had a nice two story fucking house, but my old man was up there one day and it the whole thing just started on fire. He was sleeping. Yeah. Like, the whole thing just was engulfed in flames, and he I think that's, like, the second fire he's been in. I think he was in a fire when he was younger.

Paul: 09:23

Yeah. So he's sitting there, and he woulda he said he probably would be dead, but it would started in the kitchen, and it it burnt the

Chrissy: 09:31

Was he sleeping?

Paul: 09:32

Yeah. The cupboards. It burnt, like, I think the coffee pot or something from the all in from the coffee pot started it. Yeah. And it was right under the cabinets.

Paul: 09:41

So Shit. Yeah. The cabinet started on fire, and we woke him up with all the dishes falling out of the cabinet. And he's like, that probably wouldn't have happened.

Chrissy: 09:49

Wouldn't have happened.

Paul: 09:49

Yeah. He's like, he probably

Chrissy: 09:50

get like a super deep sleeper. Yeah. There's no smoke alarm?

Paul: 09:54

There was, but they were I I think, like, where it was in the kitchen, it was on the far side in the the smoke alarm was on the other end. So it's like it I don't think it went off and I don't even think it went off until after he woke up, honestly. But, yeah, that crashed down, and he he was, like, coughing super hard and throwing up, and, like, he was on his stomach trying to crawl the fuck out. And I think it was, like, barely new into when they got it, so he was kinda discombobulated of where he was going. Shit.

Paul: 10:25

How long

Chrissy: 10:25

ago was this?

Paul: 10:26

Oh, shit. That had to be probably twenty years ago.

Chrissy: 10:30

Oh, so it was yeah.

Paul: 10:32

It was fucking a hot minute ago.

Chrissy: 10:33

Just never rebuilt?

Paul: 10:35

Uh-uh. They well, the insurance company fucked with them, tried saying they didn't have insurance. They had to go to court, and they're like, here's this payment, this payment, this payment. I'm not they're like, what are you fucking talking about? Yeah.

Paul: 10:47

So they wasted a bunch of money in legal fees just trying to prove that they paid, and then they finally paid out. So it, like, it burned up a good chunk of that.

Chrissy: 10:56

Are you what what insurance company?

Paul: 10:59

I have no idea.

Chrissy: 11:00

We I'm not even joking. Yesterday, I seen a girl that I know from the gym. Her name's Danielle. And I've met her at Los Campiones over in South Minneapolis. But she's a fucking one of the most amazing massage therapists I've ever had.

Paul: 11:16

That's what I need.

Chrissy: 11:17

She does, like, all the pearl bodybuilders and shit.

Paul: 11:20

Where is this?

Chrissy: 11:21

She she's switched her off or her place where she does it now to Maple Grove because it used to be I've gotten to see her in Osseo and then she moved somewhere else further away, but then now she's back in Maple Grove area. So I'm like, fuck yeah.

Paul: 11:37

Just Megan Bank, I bet you.

Chrissy: 11:39

She's so good though. Yeah. She's really, really, really good.

Paul: 11:43

Gonna need that. I'm gonna

Chrissy: 11:44

need that number. Right in Princeton too. Really? With Sonia Talixon. She's amazing.

Paul: 11:48

Where is that?

Chrissy: 11:50

Right across the street from the flower shop. I'll give you her her name and number Yeah. So you don't have to go so far. But yeah. Sonya, I just had a massage from Sonya last I

Paul: 12:00

need like a full body deep tissue. The one where you can barely walk, everything sore as fuck the next day. It's like, ugh.

Chrissy: 12:07

I had a bit of focus just on my hips and my glutes just for ninety minutes straight, fucking elbows, all

Paul: 12:14

at most.

Chrissy: 12:16

I was pretty much

Paul: 12:18

In tears?

Chrissy: 12:18

Close to tears. But I I shoulda had a piece of leather to fucking bite me.

Paul: 12:23

To bite on.

Chrissy: 12:25

It's what I needed. It's really what I needed. So but she's the bomb. But I'm trying to get into her. Oh, she's so booked.

Chrissy: 12:32

She booked up for like a

Paul: 12:33

year. What?

Chrissy: 12:34

That's how good she is.

Paul: 12:36

Jesus. That tells you how good she

Chrissy: 12:38

is. Right?

Paul: 12:38

Yeah. Yes.

Chrissy: 12:39

She's always booked up. I got only reason I got into her is I said, Sonya, if you get any cancellations next week, call me first. So that's what she did when she got a cancellation. Was like, fuck yeah. I'll take it.

Paul: 12:53

Nice.

Chrissy: 12:54

But once you're in with her, then you could do the same thing, you know, get in with her or whatever.

Paul: 12:59

Yeah. So she knows.

Chrissy: 13:00

Yeah. Yep. She I just love her

Paul: 13:02

now. Right? That's fucking awesome.

Chrissy: 13:03

Talixon. It's just I don't even think she has a business name. It's just Sonya Talixon massage.

Paul: 13:09

Across from

Chrissy: 13:09

the flower shop in Princeton. Give her your little pug, my girl.

Paul: 13:15

Yeah.

Chrissy: 13:16

But, yeah. I don't know what was I even saying.

Paul: 13:18

Don't know.

Chrissy: 13:19

Oh, massage. Oh, the fire thing.

Paul: 13:21

Oh, yeah.

Chrissy: 13:22

So ran into Danielle yesterday, massage therapist. Yep. So in February, because she started asking about this and I said, well, all of our shit burnt up. She goes, oh, I think I've seen that on Facebook.

Paul: 13:34

Oh, yeah.

Chrissy: 13:35

She goes, well, yeah, you knew that our house burnt down, didn't you? I'm like, no. Then after I she started reminding me, I think I did read it briefly on Facebook. Yeah. But no one was hurt.

Chrissy: 13:49

No animals got killed.

Paul: 13:51

Nice.

Chrissy: 13:51

They lost everything, though.

Paul: 13:54

Were Fires are so fucking brutal.

Chrissy: 13:56

This, though. It gets even worse. Yeah. They were in a they purchased the house on a contract for deed to with her husband's parents. Yep.

Chrissy: 14:04

Somehow, the parents lapsed insurance.

Paul: 14:08

Insurance all month.

Chrissy: 14:09

And never

Paul: 14:10

Fucking god.

Chrissy: 14:11

Didn't have insurance. At least that's what the insurance company is claiming.

Paul: 14:15

Yeah. Insurance companies are shifty as fuck when it comes to fire.

Chrissy: 14:18

It was true. The agent that they were using closed shop or went out of business or something, Fuck. The agency and I don't know if they took their money and just never paid it or what the deal was.

Paul: 14:33

Took the money and ran them and closed up shop,

Chrissy: 14:35

opened I up don't under another for sure but they thought they had insurance and they didn't.

Paul: 14:41

Oh my god.

Chrissy: 14:43

And so they fucking lost everything and had to start from scratch. I was like, Danielle.

Paul: 14:49

How old is she?

Chrissy: 14:53

Maybe early maybe 40, late thirties, early forties, I would be my guess. But yeah. And then her husband was right there because I'm like, did you

Paul: 15:01

your last turn.

Chrissy: 15:03

Anyway, yeah. I was like, Danielle. And then I'm like, what did you do? Like, I mean, that could be balanced for a fucking divorce, man. I mean, it's obvious it's not her husband's fault.

Paul: 15:13

Alright.

Chrissy: 15:14

But Well,

Paul: 15:15

yeah, dude.

Chrissy: 15:16

She goes, oh, yeah. It was bad.

Paul: 15:18

You're looking with insurance, dude. Insurance is such a shifty fuck. Because, like, I like I was looking into I was talking to when I had State Farm, someone said something about, well, you got your guns insured. I'm like, well, aren't they covered under homeowners? And they're like, not with the guns you have.

Paul: 15:35

You might wanna check into it. So I called State Farm, and I'm like, hey. I'm like, I got these guns and roughly this much money. I'm like, what happens if I'm in a fire? And they're like, we only cover $3,500.

Paul: 15:48

I'm like

Chrissy: 15:49

So you have to get special insurance.

Paul: 15:50

I've got a fucking scope worth more than 3,500 fucking dollars.

Chrissy: 15:54

The same way.

Paul: 15:55

Yeah. Have to

Chrissy: 15:56

get an add on policy.

Paul: 15:59

Exactly. And that's how they fucking get you.

Madi: 16:00

It's like

Paul: 16:01

you got a fucking add on for everything.

Chrissy: 16:02

Did it.

Paul: 16:03

Oh, fuck. Obviously.

Chrissy: 16:04

Yeah. Okay. Because I'm like, yeah. Don't fuck around with that. Yeah.

Chrissy: 16:08

You need to show the values of everything and

Paul: 16:11

They all of make you write down all the serial numbers.

Chrissy: 16:15

Oh, yeah.

Paul: 16:15

You wanna check everything. Oh, it's like, motherfucking.

Chrissy: 16:17

Yeah. Because you but jewelry, it's pretty hard to do. Like, I

Paul: 16:21

don't you gotta go get a appraised? I had to go get my shit appraised.

Chrissy: 16:25

Yep. You have to get it appraised. But, like, who's to say, like and I've never never do it ever. But I I have lost this diamond before. I fucking lost it, found it.

Paul: 16:38

How the hell did that happen and how did you fucking find a diamond? Fucking Well, probably because it's so

Chrissy: 16:42

fucking It was literally dangling on the fucking sink downstairs on the edge of the drain. Oh my god. I think Mike found it actually. Oh, I was just sick to myself. What's that one company though that it.

Paul: 16:58

What is it like wedding day, they will replace it if you lose it out of your you can just show up and be like, hey, this fell out, blah blah blah.

Chrissy: 17:05

Correct. But you have to make sure that you maintain every six months then.

Paul: 17:09

You probably gotta go in and have everything tightened.

Chrissy: 17:11

It's twice a year, they have to tighten it

Paul: 17:13

clean So

Chrissy: 17:14

if you don't do that, then that's void. Void. So that's why I'm just like, I'm keep insurance on my jewelry, especially the shit that I wear every day.

Paul: 17:22

Yeah. Right?

Chrissy: 17:23

Because I have lost a diamond before.

Paul: 17:25

Well, what it probably doesn't take much is snag a prong and fucking just bend it just enough to fucking

Chrissy: 17:30

Usually, like, if I wiggle it, I can you can if you listen really carefully You can

Paul: 17:35

hear it or feel it?

Chrissy: 17:35

If you can hear it wiggle, you gotta shake it off and, like, bring it in right away. But I have lost a diamond, not this one before.

Paul: 17:44

Oh, god.

Chrissy: 17:44

Because we did find this one. But let's just say I didn't find it, and this has had has happened to me before where I didn't find it. Yeah. How do they know? How do they know?

Paul: 17:55

Yeah. Right?

Chrissy: 17:56

I mean, I I really did literally Diamond.

Paul: 17:59

You can literally put that fucking

Chrissy: 18:00

Yeah. Thing Exactly. I could take it out. Hey. I lost it, and they'd have to replace it because there's no serial numbers on Diamond.

Paul: 18:07

There is. They are

Chrissy: 18:09

But it's gone.

Paul: 18:10

They're the

Chrissy: 18:11

How do they know?

Paul: 18:12

Well, the serial number's etched. So if you have it on, like, say you bought that ring, right? Yep. And it's warrantied, you lose that diamond and then say you You've

Chrissy: 18:21

taken something else.

Paul: 18:22

Yeah. And then you go and try to pawn it, gonna be able to fucking look up that serial number and see

Chrissy: 18:27

On the diamond?

Paul: 18:28

Yes. It's etched. It's fucking etched in your diamond somewhere. You ain't gonna be able to see it because it's like I

Chrissy: 18:35

never heard of that.

Paul: 18:35

Really? Supposedly.

Chrissy: 18:37

Oh, I don't know. Maybe.

Paul: 18:39

I would imagine, like, on a bigger diamond, obviously, not like the little fucking tiny diamonds. I don't think they have, like, an etching. But Yeah. The bigger diamonds, I'm pretty sure they have fucking markings etched into it to identify.

Chrissy: 18:51

Maybe to identify it? Yeah. Because I'd well, someone somewhere probably found one of my diamonds then, fuckers. It was a fucking two carat two and a half carat one too.

Paul: 19:03

Holy fuck.

Chrissy: 19:04

Yeah. It was a biggie. But I got it replaced and I got it bigger and better.

Paul: 19:08

What does two and a half carats cost?

Chrissy: 19:10

Back when Jim bought it for me?

Paul: 19:12

Probably $10 back then, Well, wasn't

Chrissy: 19:14

you paid cash for it and you knew there was a jeweler in Northtown called Image Jewelry. He was a private

Paul: 19:21

shifty fart.

Chrissy: 19:22

He was a private jeweler.

Paul: 19:24

Of course, he was.

Chrissy: 19:25

He was a private jeweler. You know, there it wasn't like a chain of them. Yeah. And we used to go there all

Paul: 19:30

the time

Chrissy: 19:30

and buy

Paul: 19:31

Life jewelry ride open drink.

Chrissy: 19:32

And he's like he went there one day and was getting a He's He had a necklace custom made by this jeweler of a little skull with a jaw that opens.

Paul: 19:44

Jim did?

Chrissy: 19:45

Yep. I still got it.

Paul: 19:46

No shit?

Chrissy: 19:47

It's a gold chain and then the the the skull is made out of gold and then the diamond I think the eyes are either rubies or diamonds.

Paul: 19:55

Dude, that'd be And the sick little and dog like the moves. Yeah. If he had like diamonds in the teeth, dude, that'd be fucking Yeah.

Chrissy: 20:01

I still have the necklace. I keep it in my safety deposit box. But anyway, he custom made really cool stuff. And I was just glancing around one day and I'm like, oh my god, this fucking ring. You know, the biggest ring in the entire store Yeah.

Chrissy: 20:14

It's always up on a pedestal Yeah. Circling and it's got all the lights down on it.

Paul: 20:18

Yep. It's like, buy me, buy me, buy Look at

Chrissy: 20:22

ring, Jim. Oh my god. It's beautiful. I don't wanna say this is in the nineties sometimes. So and I think it was like $12 back then.

Paul: 20:30

Fuck.

Chrissy: 20:32

So thirty years ago,

Paul: 20:34

which a

Chrissy: 20:35

lot of money.

Paul: 20:36

30 fucking grand now.

Chrissy: 20:37

I don't even know. I have to have it reappraised, but I know it's worth a lot.

Paul: 20:41

I would. I'd have it reappraised and reevaluated confirmed insurance.

Chrissy: 20:45

Because actually, that original diamond I lost, and I had it replaced. So with the bigger a little bit bigger diamond and better quality diamond.

Paul: 20:53

Oh, really?

Chrissy: 20:54

But, anyway, he Jim like, I don't know. It was like maybe three months later, two months later, he went and bought me the ring.

Paul: 21:02

Of course he did.

Chrissy: 21:05

I I don't even I'm sure it was for some occasion. I don't think it was just for nothing. Yeah. I ended up getting that ring. I had no idea he went and bought it, but he paid cash for it and Yep.

Chrissy: 21:16

No sales receipt so

Paul: 21:19

to Yeah. Money trails.

Chrissy: 21:21

Yeah. Right. So he got a better I don't know what he paid for it, but I know he got a big a good deal on it.

Paul: 21:26

Oh, yeah. Cash discount.

Chrissy: 21:27

Heck yeah. Well, Madison, are we gonna try our first drink?

Madi: 21:32

Yeah. That one is the black and muddy one. It is fireball, vanilla, vodka, and root beer.

Chrissy: 21:38

So it's called what? Muddy. Called the black and muddy. All of our drinks today that we're gonna be doing are all ATV inspired y inspired.

Paul: 21:46

Hey. How you doing? Well, what's that? ATV fuel?

Madi: 21:49

That one, I had a hard time finding the Malibu, so I made that one first. But now I found it. Okay.

Chrissy: 21:55

So say it again. What's in this?

Madi: 21:58

Fireball, vanilla vodka, and root beer.

Paul: 22:01

See what we got. It's gonna be like a fucking cinnamon root beer float.

Chrissy: 22:05

Fireball vanilla vodka and root beer. Let's give it a whirl. I

Madi: 22:10

didn't try it.

Chrissy: 22:12

Oh. Is it good?

Paul: 22:14

That's delicious. If you like fireballs

Chrissy: 22:16

Oh my gosh. Is it good?

Paul: 22:17

Yeah. It's exactly what I said. Fucking rip your float with cinnamon. Kind of. Oh, it was quite So

Chrissy: 22:23

I love vanilla. So for me I actually got that. I would write think. If I were to make it, I'd probably put a little bit more vanilla and a little bit of fireball

Paul: 22:32

in it.

Madi: 22:33

Just did equal parts.

Paul: 22:34

Where were you at?

Chrissy: 22:35

But, yeah, you follow the recipe, I'm sure.

Paul: 22:36

Yeah. You you said Oh,

Madi: 22:38

they called for one whole bottle of vodka. A whole bottle of fireball. Yeah. So I just did an ounce of each

Paul: 22:43

You need to follow recipe exactly. And For fuck's sake.

Madi: 22:47

We're making a jug.

Paul: 22:49

That's one drink. Right?

Chrissy: 22:50

That's like, hopefully, 50 drinks.

Madi: 22:54

Yeah. Jeez. That's why I asked about the pitchers because they gave me whole bottles worth of recipes.

Chrissy: 22:59

I'm like Oh my god. What's your name? This is actually really good.

Paul: 23:03

Yeah, dude. I like this. It's like a fireball root beer float.

Chrissy: 23:08

So do you have more for other people to try or no?

Madi: 23:11

I can make more. Yeah.

Chrissy: 23:13

Oh, I didn't know if you did. I brought extra stuff.

Paul: 23:15

This place Good. Great.

Chrissy: 23:17

Oh my gosh. This is really good.

Paul: 23:19

Dear Greg, I say we drink every time you see a fucking c boy shirt or anything c boy drink. Boys. Gold red. Open drink.

Chrissy: 23:28

Well, not Was that theirs? I've seen all those all day

Paul: 23:30

after the day.

Chrissy: 23:31

Those fucking red hats.

Paul: 23:33

Yeah. No. Dude, it's like No. I don't. Alright.

Paul: 23:35

Every fifth person, we got a drink. I saw a

Madi: 23:38

big white one over at the

Chrissy: 23:39

So I was wondering where those red hats came from.

Paul: 23:42

Mike. Together a lot.

Chrissy: 23:42

Those red hats are from the Sea Boys.

Paul: 23:44

Well, they got they got white they got white ones too.

Chrissy: 23:47

I know. So okay.

Paul: 23:48

They got Sure. They got a bunch of different ones.

Chrissy: 23:51

Fucking hilarious. I was like, are they giving those away for free? Because, like, every fucking one had them yesterday. Everyone.

Paul: 23:58

Well, it's usually happens when you got 5,000,000 followers. Everyone knows what that shit that is.

Chrissy: 24:03

I know.

Paul: 24:05

Dude, 5,000,000 people? Fuck.

Chrissy: 24:07

Oh, we'll get there. Someday. We just gotta get you doing more dumb shit.

Paul: 24:14

In about fucking eighty years, we could maybe hit fucking a million.

Chrissy: 24:18

If I followed you around in your everyday real life

Paul: 24:22

No. Dude, you imagine from like

Chrissy: 24:24

Yeah. You

Paul: 24:25

From like 21 to like No. '35, if you just followed just You and your brother? Dude, it would have been like c boys times 10.

Chrissy: 24:34

I know.

Paul: 24:35

Just the dumbest fucking retarded fifth grade shit you could think of.

Chrissy: 24:39

Do you have more straws? Yeah. Okay. Just wondering if p if somebody else wants to try it. I can pour it in a little pot.

Paul: 24:48

Shit is fucking delicious.

Chrissy: 24:50

It's actually really good. That was the one I was most excited when I heard the what was in it.

Paul: 24:55

Oh, yeah.

Chrissy: 24:55

I was most excited about. What

Paul: 25:00

is that dude carrying? Just a trash can?

Chrissy: 25:03

I think so.

Paul: 25:04

On a two wheeler?

Chrissy: 25:05

You don't want the trash behind yours full of dog shit.

Paul: 25:08

I know. I see that bags of dog shit.

Chrissy: 25:13

Maybe we'll throw it and leave it on people's lawns along the way.

Paul: 25:17

Throwing a Pringles can. Oh, fuck.

Chrissy: 25:23

So funny.

Paul: 25:24

Jesus. There's fucking, like, a thousand dollars worth of helmets.

Chrissy: 25:29

Hey. You guys got Helmets? Oh, really?

Paul: 25:32

Yeah. You what? Oh, fucking life wide open. See? I told

Chrissy: 25:37

you, dude. That the same guy. Super nice

Paul: 25:39

girls. Oh, that kid was. Yeah. Well, You shifty pucker.

Chrissy: 25:44

That was the same guy or kid. It was a kid.

Paul: 25:49

Just making us drink. Well played, Maddie. Well played. I bet, seriously, like, every fucking five to 10 people that walk by has gotta have a life wide open.

Chrissy: 26:02

Is that their thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Paul: 26:06

They just because

Chrissy: 26:07

it's not like they made it up. That's been around forever.

Paul: 26:10

Yeah. No. But they just whatever. They they were in Sturgis, what, a couple weeks ago. They they all

Chrissy: 26:17

You boys work?

Paul: 26:18

Yeah. So what they did I just watched this episode not that long ago, but they all took, like, $2,000. Right?

Chrissy: 26:24

Yeah. You go

Paul: 26:25

to marketplace and you gotta buy a motorcycle. Oh. You're going to marketplace and you're gonna buy a motorcycle to make a purchase.

Chrissy: 26:31

Marketplace in Sturgis?

Paul: 26:33

No. Marketplace on Facebook. I see. Yeah.

Chrissy: 26:35

So say

Paul: 26:36

before you leave, say you're here right now. Right?

Chrissy: 26:39

Yep.

Paul: 26:39

I give you $2. You gotta make it to Sturgis. What kind of motorcycle are you buying?

Chrissy: 26:45

Oh, boy. For $2? Yeah. Probably not a Harley, for sure.

Paul: 26:50

Yeah. Not unless it's clapped out.

Chrissy: 26:53

Oh, I don't even know.

Paul: 26:55

Like a fucking '84 Sportster? I was thinking like a Honda Shadow.

Chrissy: 26:59

Honda Rebel or Shadow or something.

Paul: 27:01

Right?

Chrissy: 27:02

Because I think you can get a decent one for $2.

Paul: 27:04

Yeah. They so one of them bought like a KTM dirt bike.

Chrissy: 27:09

Okay.

Paul: 27:09

300 XC or something x c w.

Chrissy: 27:11

Okay.

Paul: 27:12

He made it all the way. One bought, like, a eighty something Kawasaki fucking crotch rocket.

Chrissy: 27:18

Okay.

Paul: 27:19

He made it out there. Another kid, I don't know how he got it for $2, but it was, like, a nice, like, BMW GS, like, adventure bike or something. Just heated grips, heated seat, cruise control. I'm like, how the fuck?

Chrissy: 27:34

So did they didn't ride them out there?

Paul: 27:36

Yeah. They did. They that kid in the dirt bike, like,

Chrissy: 27:39

had mixed. Even watched them.

Paul: 27:41

Yeah. They're like, the I'll I'll watch them from time to time. But, yeah, they do a lot of it's just like fun shit like that. They do the same thing kinda with they were out in, I think, like, Denver. Same thing.

Paul: 27:53

Took $2. They all searched marketplace when they were in Denver.

Chrissy: 27:56

Do that. Someone wants to film us doing it.

Paul: 28:01

Just hey. Give me $2, and I'll ride it wherever the fuck you say I can't ride it to.

Chrissy: 28:06

Next year for Sturgis.

Paul: 28:07

Yeah. Let's do it. Dude, that would be fun as shit. Just to have a challenge like that.

Chrissy: 28:12

I got an extra $2. I'll find where I can find it. My camera hanging off the window. Yeah. Exactly.

Paul: 28:18

Right? Just I don't know. Put one of those $3.60

Chrissy: 28:22

How long of a time do they have, like, to find something? Is it a day?

Paul: 28:26

On a day? I think they well, I I guess I don't know. Obviously, so camera time, they did it in, like, fifteen minutes. But but they probably had, like, a day or two

Chrissy: 28:36

maybe a week. Or a week.

Paul: 28:38

If you had a week, I think you could rock that pretty easy.

Chrissy: 28:41

You're like, you're giving me five minutes.

Paul: 28:42

Yeah. Yeah. Right? But it's like, I don't know. I think that'd be fun as fucking

Chrissy: 28:46

hell. Fun.

Paul: 28:47

Get a couple buddies together and try that shit, but they do the same thing with, like, cars too. So they from, like, Denver to wherever they live up in Detroit Lakes or around that area Yep. They did the same thing with cars. Like, one of them bought, like, a old Mercedes diesel car.

Chrissy: 29:04

Yep.

Paul: 29:05

One bought, like, a one of those cop cars, like a Ford Ford Capri or whatever they're called.

Chrissy: 29:10

There's, like, television shows that Mike watches all the time They do chilling. Of that. Yeah. Because Danny, Isabelle, and Mike had talked about actually doing that. Yeah.

Chrissy: 29:22

You know, me and Anne would film them. Those two idiots.

Paul: 29:25

Right.

Chrissy: 29:25

Going and, like, buying a car somewhere and then have to drive it's like a junker car. Yeah. And they have to get it home. That would be pretty funny to do, to actually do it.

Paul: 29:35

If I was like more mechanically inclined

Chrissy: 29:38

That's where Danny's would be the character.

Paul: 29:41

I don't even know how. I'd just be like, how do you change your oil on fucking blah blah blah. It's like you need a fucking wrench for this and a fucking ratchet for that.

Chrissy: 29:50

Yeah.

Paul: 29:51

But, yeah, I don't when it comes

Chrissy: 29:53

I I we do and in a hoodie.

Paul: 29:55

Here we came. I'll tell you that really

Chrissy: 29:57

And a T shirt? Yeah. Alright.

Paul: 29:59

You wanna try a right there. Rub beer float with cinnamon whiskey? Holy shit. No. No.

Paul: 30:05

I don't I don't see it right now. Why not?

Chrissy: 30:07

You just gotta move over, though.

Paul: 30:09

You're you're not camera. Over here. Hook a ladder left. Yeah. You're fine.

Chrissy: 30:13

There you go. There we go. Yeah. Doing a We're doing a podcast.

Paul: 30:16

Yeah. Yep. Everything's fucked.

Chrissy: 30:20

It's for a liquor store, so we taste test we taste test alcohol as our and bullshit. Hence, beer booze and BS.

Paul: 30:31

Yep. Sit around, get fucked up, do fucked up shit, and talk about it.

Chrissy: 30:35

Bye, Dorns. Good to see you. See you later.

Paul: 30:38

Okay. Bye.

Chrissy: 30:40

Bye. Got a shirt?

Paul: 30:42

Yes, That shirt. Sir. Do you guys are live

Chrissy: 30:44

now? Yeah. Well, we're not live. We're filming. What's that?

Chrissy: 30:48

They're cutting We're not live.

Paul: 30:49

Oh, you're not. Water and a half and a dog called Bocifus. What? He eats gyros out of his fucking dog bowl.

Chrissy: 31:00

I know. It's been staring at me all day.

Paul: 31:05

What's about that?

Chrissy: 31:05

That euro sign? Yeah. My

Paul: 31:10

uncle has he's got a he's got a euro stand in I think it's, like, Fires Days in Cold Springs. Oh my god. Those things are fucking ridic I give them shit. I call them gyros all the time. It's a gyro.

Paul: 31:24

He's like, it's a fucking gyro, you jackass. I'll call it what I wanna call it.

Chrissy: 31:29

A lot of people say gyro.

Paul: 31:31

I don't know. The g is silent.

Chrissy: 31:33

It's gyro supposedly. But it's Greek, and like Greek is Greek and Mexican food are like, I don't know.

Paul: 31:40

Hardest Close

Chrissy: 31:42

tie in my book to what I is my favorite.

Paul: 31:45

Basically, any seafood is my favorite. Oh. If I seafood, I eat it.

Chrissy: 31:49

Oh, whatever. If I see food, I I do not. Well, you know, I don't like actual seafood or fish or any of that.

Paul: 31:58

Neither shit. They're awesome. Thank you.

Chrissy: 32:00

Yeah, Marty. Thank you. Thanks, guys.