Brian Lewis Sounds JUST Like Elvis?! | Beer, Booze & B.S. Ep.10 Pt.1
Download MP3Alright. Well, gosh. Here we are at episode 10. I can't even believe it. This is episode 10.
Paul:Oh my
Chrissy:But we changed sceneries, obviously. We're not at the Frontier Liquor Store in Zimmermann. We are at, do we say it, undisclosed location?
Paul:Whatever you well, anyone who sees this is gonna know where the fuck it is. So it's not really
Chrissy:a big secret. We decided to move our podcast today to Polly's house. It's still in Zimmerman, but in his garage here. Oh. Because we have a super cool guest today, Brian Lewis, welcome.
Brian:Thank you
Chrissy:very much. Brian is Fucking a singer, and he's gonna sing some songs for us today that I'm so excited to hear him sing live. You are from Iowa. Mhmm. I did a little digging on you.
Chrissy:So tell us about your life in Iowa. So how long did you live in Iowa, and when did you move to mid or now you live in Wisconsin, Hold I
Paul:Hold on. You know what everyone needs to do is pause this video and then just guess what kind of music he sings in the comments. Just write off his appearance because I guarantee you're fucking wrong. Alright. There you go.
Paul:There you go.
Brian:Lived in Iowa the first eighteen years of my life.
Chrissy:So, okay. So your whole life. Yeah.
Brian:Yeah.
Chrissy:Your whole childhood life?
Brian:Yeah. Definitely. Yeah.
Chrissy:All right. And by the way, he's only 27.
Brian:Yep. Yep.
Paul:So That's the wee little lad.
Brian:Yeah. Yeah. So, My mom got remarried in Wisconsin up here, and then I sort of came up here with a few more of my siblings and
Chrissy:Now, how many is there? You have quite a few siblings.
Brian:Yeah. Yeah. I got seven.
Paul:Seven? Shit. Dang.
Chrissy:I knew there was a few, but I didn't know there was seven.
Brian:That's right.
Chrissy:So where are you?
Paul:Brother to sister ratio.
Brian:Yeah. We're split four and four, and I'm third youngest.
Chrissy:Oh, okay.
Brian:Yeah. Yeah.
Chrissy:So who's How old is the youngest youngest then?
Brian:The youngest is now 20.
Chrissy:Okay. So pretty young, actually. Yeah. That's super cool. So Brian here sings I know you were supposed to guess, but if you didn't guess it, he sings fifties and sixties music.
Brian:That's right.
Chrissy:How the heck did you ever
Paul:Right. Because
Chrissy:you decide that that was your that that's the direction that you wanted
Paul:to go. How many kids or how many anybody do you know this young sings fucking or even listens to Listens to shit in the fifties, sixties, seventies.
Chrissy:How did you get started
Paul:on that path? He's gotta be, like, an influencer.
Brian:Oh, definitely. Grandfather.
Chrissy:In front of her
Paul:dad.
Brian:Oh, yeah. So both my parents for sure. My dad was an Elvis tribute artist or impersonator. Oh, And he's been doing that for like thirty five years now.
Chrissy:He still does it?
Brian:Yeah. On the side. Okay. A little bit.
Chrissy:Where does he play at?
Brian:So, well, I think he goes all over to VFWs and Legions and that type
Chrissy:of So it's like, Yeah. You're getting now to that age where
Brian:Yeah.
Chrissy:Not a lot of people even listen to that music anymore, so you've got to be pretty selective up to where you're even going to play.
Brian:Oh, definitely. Yeah.
Chrissy:Now, would you call yourself an Elvis impersonator?
Brian:I I wouldn't. I think it's easier.
Chrissy:Got that from people that you know. Right. They were like, he's an Elvis impersonator, but I didn't get that from the videos that I watched of you.
Brian:Yeah. I just kind of accept it because it's probably an easier way for people to describe what I do. Okay.
Paul:So Right.
Brian:It doesn't bother me. Resonates with
Chrissy:not wearing the jumpsuits or the jet black hair
Brian:Right.
Chrissy:Or any sideburns
Brian:or anything like that.
Paul:So I definitely or no? Not really?
Brian:Not really. I I like I like doing these songs in my own style.
Paul:Oh, okay.
Chrissy:Yeah. So now why did you choose this genre of music? Yeah. I mean, I know that you grew up with it, I mean, the voice that I hear that you have, I mean, it's he's got an amazing voice. You could have went in any direction.
Brian:So Oh, sure.
Chrissy:Which why did you choose this?
Brian:Yeah. A lot of influence from my mom as well, who just loves everything, fifties and sixties. And like, I watched the Elvis movies when I was young and just kind of got exposed to it. But also, like, I don't know, once I heard it, I just fell in love with it. You did.
Brian:And I could never feel the same way about any other genre.
Paul:Was just gonna say,
Paul:is there any other like Yeah. With your voice, I mean, it's from what I've heard, it's fucking ridiculous. It's like, you can literally say anything. So it's like, you didn't have any incline to go anywhere else?
Brian:Yeah. Not really.
Paul:Try anything else? Have you tried anything else or
Brian:Actually, I have. And I would say other
Chrissy:young life's just thing besides all this stuff.
Paul:Yeah. What's your number one after that?
Brian:Definitely some like Chris Young and Billy Currington. Oh. I mean, that's
Paul:good stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Love Billy Currington.
Brian:So a little bit of that.
Chrissy:Who are you? Are they? Country? Oh. Okay.
Brian:You know, I mean, even some Adam Levine. I like that.
Chrissy:Oh. You would do good, Adam Levine, with that high voice you have.
Brian:Oh, thank you. I do like all that.
Chrissy:You have such a range.
Brian:Thank you.
Chrissy:Now there's seven of you kids. Dad obviously sang. Mom
Brian:was never a singer.
Paul:However
Chrissy:Do the other kids in your family sing? Yeah. Oh, you all do?
Brian:Or Well, just half of us.
Chrissy:Okay.
Brian:Me and then my sister, Mary and Maria are also the vocalist of So the
Chrissy:why have you not done your Louis van?
Brian:Yeah. That's a good idea. They're I'll be your agent. I appreciate that. No.
Brian:They're married and they're much more successful than I am and they're doing that.
Chrissy:Well, you're young. So
Paul:Yeah. Yeah. Just starting out.
Brian:Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. And they love it too. And my siblings love the sixties also as much as I do.
Brian:It's really cool.
Chrissy:Yeah? Yeah. So I was talking to your really good friend. Her name is Kelly.
Paul:Yes.
Chrissy:Actually, I did talk to her about my One of my production assistants talked to her. Yeah. This is your best friend, or she claimed you are her best friend. You are her.
Brian:Yeah. Definitely. Yeah.
Chrissy:How did you meet Kelly?
Brian:Yeah. So at work. Okay.
Chrissy:So, yeah. What do you do for work?
Paul:Yeah. Was just going
Brian:to say.
Chrissy:Yeah. I mean, because you're not making a living doing this yet. So
Brian:Right. I like how you said yet.
Paul:Okay. Bye. Yes.
Brian:Because it is my dream to pursue this full time. That would be awesome. And no, I've been in the mental health field for about five years now.
Chrissy:Well, did you go to school for this?
Paul:I didn't.
Chrissy:Okay.
Brian:Yeah. Just kind of directly into it right after my high school diploma and graduating and Okay. Yeah.
Chrissy:So what do you do?
Brian:Yeah. So basically, I help basically go to crisis whenever there's an intervention needed. Yeah. And I also help with their daily needs. I have a whole list of clients and I help provide their meds and their know what I mean?
Brian:All their
Chrissy:But you can't you can't because you're because, like, you have to be a doctor or Yeah. An RN or something to actually give Yeah. Prescriptions. Yep. So where do you work at?
Chrissy:Like, is it at a mental health facility, a hospital?
Brian:Yep. It's a little bit of a facility, and then also I work in in homes, like group group home settings and stuff. So, yeah, it's really cool.
Chrissy:Yeah.
Brian:And, yeah, that's where I met Kelly.
Chrissy:That's where you met Kelly. Yeah. Okay.
Paul:Nice.
Chrissy:So Kelly describes you as my best friend, the best man I know. He's from Iowa, so obviously, I never miss a chance to tease him about that, especially when we see a bad driver from Iowa.
Paul:Oh, yeah.
Chrissy:Yeah. She described you as an Elvis impersonator Yeah. Which means hanging out with him is like being with the king. Oh. And if the king ran on sarcasm, rodeo burgers, and bubbler.
Chrissy:Okay. Have no idea what rodeo burgers are, so explain to me what a rodeo burger is.
Brian:Got a
Chrissy:mic last night and he has no idea.
Brian:Really? Yeah. Those are the love of my life.
Chrissy:What is it?
Brian:It's my favorite food. It's basically, it's got a few names. You can call it a western burger or I guess Yeah, rodeo, western cowboy burger. It's got a But few the concept is getting onion rings or like onion straws with barbecue sauce.
Chrissy:Was going to say Pepper
Paul:jack cheese.
Brian:Pepper jack bacon. Jalapenos. Jalapeno. And you can even make it breakfast y, throw an egg on there.
Paul:Oh, fried egg.
Brian:Yeah. Hangover burger. Yeah. So you've had something like that, right? A hamburger.
Chrissy:I've never heard it called
Paul:a rodeo burger. Yep. Yep.
Brian:Yeah. I just think rodeo is fun
Paul:to say. Heard it.
Chrissy:Rodeo is more fun to say.
Brian:But that's the first thing I will pick out on the menu whenever I go out to eat.
Chrissy:Oh, okay.
Brian:Whatever barbecue And
Chrissy:is bubbler.
Brian:Yeah. Just that Isn't that that shit?
Paul:What is it? Fuck.
Chrissy:I have no idea.
Brian:Like a skinny tall can like that. Yeah. What is it? Water?
Paul:It the energy drink or
Brian:is it alcohol? It's water. Yeah.
Chrissy:Is it drink hard?
Brian:It's the antioxidant. Oxy drinks. Water. I guess there's like bubbly and stuff too.
Chrissy:Bubbly. Yeah.
Brian:Bubbler is just like a taller can.
Paul:Tall skinny.
Chrissy:Is it like an Iowa thing?
Brian:No. First had it up here.
Paul:You can get in here.
Chrissy:Isn't it
Paul:like a drink? Yeah.
Brian:You gotta try I
Chrissy:will. I love my Red Bulls. No.
Paul:Fuck it. Nope. It's like a sparkling water get caught.
Chrissy:Oh, whatever. I love sparkling water.
Paul:I can't do it.
Brian:Good way to describe it.
Paul:Flat water.
Chrissy:Flat water. Going back to what Kelly had told us. Since meeting me, he's totally busted out of his shell, and she says, I take full unapologetic credit for
Brian:Oh, okay.
Chrissy:She seems kind like a wild child. Is she kind of out there and wild, brings you along with her?
Brian:Yeah. I would say, yeah. But more than me.
Paul:Comfort zone? Oh my god.
Chrissy:When she told me this, you have a culinary crime. He eats his steak well done. Yes. No.
Paul:Oops. Dude, gonna say fuck this emoji. Hey, Warrior. It's cut, bro. Come on.
Brian:Give me another chance.
Chrissy:No. No. Eat steak. Why? I'm done.
Chrissy:You don't like the bloody steaks,
Brian:No.
Paul:Dude, I am, like, hardcore fucking opposite.
Chrissy:It's practically mooing, man.
Paul:A good vet could bring mine back to life.
Brian:You just like to bite the cow.
Paul:Oh, do reckon? You see, no. I just want like
Chrissy:burgers, Like, I don't like I want not well done, but like medium can
Paul:eat hamburger completely raw. Sean and I used
Chrissy:to eat
Paul:all the fucking it's called like, what do they call that? Like, tiger meat or some bullshit? You just make Sean and I would like
Chrissy:Cannibalism is
Paul:what Yeah. That's
Paul:I remember my dad would like have a big chunk of fucking beef sitting out right, hamburgers. And Sean and I would come up and we'd just take a little chunk, roll it into a ball, smash it, and we'd put like seasonings like garlic salt and like all seasoned salt, whatever. And then we just flip it and fucking smash it, and we eat it like a fucking hamburger. Just completely raw hamburger. No salt, pepper, nothing.
Paul:Well, we we like doctored up with Yeah. Our own little But, yeah, completely fucking raw.
Chrissy:That's real healthy.
Brian:You are braver than me.
Paul:I have
Paul:not died yet. Nope. That's true. Still fucking wrong.
Chrissy:Maybe that's why your stomach's all fucked up.
Paul:Good. Nah. That happened way before that.
Paul:It's a
Paul:possibility. Who the fuck
Chrissy:is that? Yeah. That's she said it's a direct insult to cows everywhere.
Paul:Oh. Yeah.
Brian:Let's see.
Paul:So Oh,
Chrissy:yeah. Do you like
Paul:this steak like that? Do you have to eat it with, like, fucking ketchup
Brian:or a one?
Paul:Yeah. Of course you do.
Brian:I do love my a one.
Paul:Jesus fuck.
Chrissy:It has to be a lot.
Brian:Yeah. Because I appreciate the sauce.
Paul:It's so yeah.
Chrissy:I appreciate the sauce.
Paul:I would too if it was that
Paul:fucking dry.
Brian:Eating socks.
Paul:Oh, that is funny.
Brian:Oh, man. Great? Thank you.
Chrissy:So you like your energy drinks, and your friend Kelly takes credit for that as well.
Brian:She's like,
Chrissy:I am the one that got him hooked on coffee and any energy drinks.
Paul:He's like, thanks Yeah. A
Chrissy:She totally accepts responsibility
Paul:that he
Chrissy:doesn't sleep now and runs on caffeine.
Brian:So Yes.
Paul:Like, you're welcome. Welcome to my life. So I found out
Chrissy:that you love the band trampled by turtles. Yeah.
Paul:Yeah. I like turtles.
Chrissy:I've no. I didn't know who these guys are either. I don't even know what they sing. Mike has heard of them. Have you?
Chrissy:Appled by turtles?
Paul:I've heard of them. I've never heard of them. I like turtles.
Chrissy:I like turtles too. You got your Ninja Turtle shirt on.
Paul:Yes. Right? But she
Chrissy:bought tickets and you didn't want to go.
Brian:Yep.
Chrissy:And you're like, I don't know any of their music.
Brian:I didn't know them at the time.
Chrissy:Oh, really? Yeah. Didn't want to go. Yep. And then now you she says you play them on repeat over
Brian:and over
Paul:and over. But did you go or no?
Brian:He didn't go. No. No. Yeah. She just introduced me to them, and I just didn't hear too much of hear it.
Brian:Yeah. I was like, I don't
Chrissy:going to a concert that you don't know any of them.
Paul:Yep. I will. I
Brian:was just it was just bad timing.
Chrissy:I just don't like So naturally, she says I remind him daily that I'm always right.
Brian:Yes. Always. Always right.
Paul:Get to
Chrissy:that for
Brian:the rest of
Chrissy:your life.
Paul:It's every woman ever.
Chrissy:Yes. Yes. And then once you accept that, your life will be easier. Yeah. Yeah.
Chrissy:She says Just accept it. Underneath all my teasing, I absolutely adore him. He's kind, hilarious, ridiculously talented, and so supportive of me, my work, my business, my talents, and every crazy dream I chased.
Paul:She loves you.
Chrissy:We cheer each other on and support each other and everything, and I couldn't be more grateful to have him in my life. So that's from your friend, Kelly.
Paul:Thank you,
Chrissy:Kelly, for taking the time out to do this. Yeah. Now, like I said, she describes you as an outgoing person, or you would not say that. And I from, like I said, the videos that I've watched to be, I don't see that.
Brian:Right. Ish.
Chrissy:When how old were you when you decided or when you realized you could sing like Elvis though?
Brian:Yeah. My senior year I was senior. Yeah. And we had a pops concert at my school
Chrissy:Yeah.
Brian:In Iowa. Yep. And then, yeah, I just kind of tried it and that was my first time breaking my stage fright.
Paul:Yeah. I fucking win.
Chrissy:In high school.
Brian:Yeah. And I went over a
Chrissy:So you had never performed prior to that anywhere other than probably family or no one?
Brian:Yeah. Then like karaoke thing. Around in
Paul:the garage or
Brian:in That's your exactly right. Singing in the shower.
Paul:Come on the fucking stage in high school.
Paul:What did you sing? What up, bitches?
Brian:Song that you sing. That was Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head. Really? That that classic one.
Paul:Okay. So did you win or watch?
Brian:Yeah. That one wasn't like a contest. It was just it was called a pop concert. So just the whole That's
Paul:not fun.
Brian:Student body got to do stuff
Paul:So it was like participation Yeah.
Brian:But a huge moment for me because I was like, hey, I don't know. There might be more to What
Paul:the fuck is this?
Chrissy:So what what was the atmosphere once you sang? Like, would you people like going up? Just shit down
Paul:self and they're like, cold fucking stairs.
Brian:It was a big felt like
Chrissy:you were like a rock Why did you pick that song?
Brian:Yeah. It was just It was a song I was learning at the time for a speech contest that I was in. Okay. I did that
Paul:in high school.
Chrissy:Practicing that already.
Brian:And credit to my speech and drama coach, Jim Cross as well because he also helped me to break out of my shell with that too. So that was cool. Nice. Yeah. That was,
Chrissy:like, what, seventeen, eighteen?
Brian:Yeah. Yep. And the audience loved it and made me hungry for more. I was like, man, this is You liked it. I'm a nice.
Brian:Yes.
Paul:Yeah. You're bad agent. Couldn't even fathom I'd be so
Chrissy:Well, if you're so good at something, yeah, I wish I don't wanna be a singer so
Paul:you know, had any
Brian:Oh, heck yeah.
Paul:Like that. Don't forget.
Chrissy:Mike said I sounded like a duck, so
Brian:I gave up the screen.
Paul:Like a duck?
Chrissy:He said I sounded like, I don't remember Donald Duck or something
Paul:like that.
Paul:Like this rubber duck?
Chrissy:Kind of. Yeah. This quite my dream.
Brian:Oh, man.
Paul:Just sing in the shower. You feel phenomenal.
Chrissy:Yeah. So, obviously, you grew up with that style of singing in your household. Yep. Did you did you know, like, right then and there, from the time that you sang that song, that that was the direction you were gonna go? Or did you have you did you or have you practiced with other genres of music?
Chrissy:I mean, you kind of mentioned some country stuff that you'd like, but any rock Other rock and roll? I mean, I know fifties and sixties is rock and roll, but
Brian:like Right. Yeah.
Chrissy:More current stuff?
Brian:No. I mean, that's a great question, but I would say I felt so at home with '60s stuff, and I was like, Yeah, I think I got it. I think I got it figured out. I was like
Paul:I wonder if I sounded like that too. I'd be like, Nailed it, done. Let's fucking
Brian:sell it to
Paul:you and deliver this motherfucker.
Brian:Because I do try other stuff, and it's just it's just not the same.
Chrissy:Yeah. Okay. So you really just do feel this in your soul Mhmm. Like, you sing it.
Brian:Yeah. It's a great way to put it.
Paul:Yeah. I was
Paul:talking badass.
Chrissy:So what's the funniest or weirdest thing that's happened to you when you've been performing? Anything like
Brian:Well, a few dull moments on stage. I actually have the video. I should send it to at some Yes. But I was performing once, I think at Allegion.
Chrissy:Yep.
Brian:And like an idiot, I I started running back and forth to different different sides of the audience Yeah. Because I had like because you're all jacked up In the area. Yeah.
Paul:To go. Yeah.
Brian:It was the song was the the do run run. You know that one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Brian:So I ran the left left stage to, like, throw my mic out to the audience to have them to
Paul:do it.
Brian:Yep. And then I ran over to right and then back this way, and then I just biffed it. And then I just go straight down. And it was a hard fall. But the embarrassment got me up right away.
Brian:Yeah. Yeah. And I was like
Chrissy:That sounds like
Brian:we do. I was like
Paul:You're right?
Brian:No. It's all good, ladies and gentlemen. That that was expected. That was planned. Yeah.
Brian:And, yeah, and I tried to play it off.
Paul:Get the audience to laugh. Don't worry about this.
Brian:It was Yeah. And you hear everyone in the room go, oh. Yeah. Are you okay?
Chrissy:Yeah. And then you're
Brian:you're fine.
Chrissy:Do they did they laugh at you? Yeah. Yeah.
Brian:Yeah. And then I tried
Chrissy:to What everyone realizes that you're not
Paul:Play it off.
Brian:Yeah. I
Paul:did that on purpose is to get you guys jacked up.
Brian:Yeah. No.
Chrissy:I Walk everybody up. I
Brian:will send that to you. It is it is priceless.
Chrissy:I would love to see that. Absolutely.
Brian:Yeah. Yeah.
Chrissy:So singing some of your Elvis songs Yeah. Have you ever had, like, some people get super emotional? Because, honestly, I listened to the one track that you sang, and it wasn't even one of the ones that you sent me. I found it on your Facebook.
Paul:Yeah. Creeper.
Chrissy:Yeah. Was a creeper. That's total stalker.
Brian:That's okay.
Paul:Right? Yeah.
Chrissy:Found it on your Facebook page, and I shared it actually on my Facebook page. I found myself listening to that over and over and over again. I probably listened to it 20 different times. Yep. And I didn't cry or anything, but it just definitely, it brings you to a place.
Chrissy:And I imagine when you're singing it, it does the same thing. Yeah. But have you ever had somebody like that you've sang to or sing in front of get super emotional Yeah. From that singing?
Brian:Yeah. All the time.
Chrissy:Oh, you do?
Brian:Especially when I first started, I performed at a lot of nursing homes. Yep. And they sing every word along with you. And then But numerous people have come up to me after shows that are in their seventies and whatnot and And they're just like, Wow. You took me down memory lane.
Brian:Yes. Because those people obviously had the fifties, sixties experience. Yes. And even though I didn't have that, I still feel like
Chrissy:Right.
Brian:I have my own memories with it too, I guess.
Chrissy:Telling my mom about this podcast today.
Paul:What? Yeah.
Chrissy:She's 80.
Paul:Yeah.
Chrissy:She's in a nursing home.
Brian:Just like Actually, she's in
Chrissy:the hospital right now because she got a UTI, but I was talking to her today. Gosh. She goes, gosh. I wish I could be bigger
Brian:Yeah.
Chrissy:For that. I'm like, mom, I know. I wish you could have been too.
Paul:But Yeah.
Chrissy:Hopefully, maybe somebody can go play for your nursing home.
Brian:Right. It's
Paul:like any like, it doesn't matter what genre you grew up in. Right. There's always certain songs that bring you back to certain memories. Yeah. Like that.
Paul:The
Chrissy:He grew up with that. So we have.
Paul:With this Yep. Like you saying, heal them home or something like that. Dude, you just gotta be hitting on fucking so many levels with so many different people.
Chrissy:The problem
Paul:is You know, all their life.
Chrissy:Home, like, we go and we just just a couple weekends ago went and took my mom out for ice cream and stuff. And there was a guy when we brought her back, was he was there donating his time. They don't get paid. Yep. You know, he's strung on his guitar.
Chrissy:He's Yep. Less than mediocre. Right. But he the thing is is he's there Right. Trying to entertain these people, bringing them back to the songs that they knew Right.
Chrissy:And not necessarily all that great at doing it, but he's doing it. And Yeah. You know, that was the whole thing. It's like, he's doing it, and he's doing it really good. I mean Right.
Chrissy:Not really good, but good for them.
Paul:Well, better than we could do it.
Chrissy:Way better than I could
Paul:do it.
Chrissy:He's playing his guitar and singing songs.
Paul:And Mhmm.
Chrissy:You know? Kudos to him for volunteering his time to be able to do that because I asked. I'm like, do they pay? They're like, no. They they just it's all volunteer work, which is
Brian:Right.
Chrissy:Great that people are willing to do that.
Paul:Yeah. Right? Oh, yeah.
Chrissy:So what do you normally wear during a performance? Yeah. Grooving what is it? Grooving with Brian?
Brian:That's it.
Chrissy:Is it grooving Yeah. Grooving with Brian? Yeah. So what do you normally wear at one of your Yeah.
Brian:Usually sparkly jackets with a coordinated pair of, like, sparkly loafers.
Chrissy:Okay.
Brian:And little loafers. Yeah. Yeah. Loafers. It's pretty cool.
Brian:Yeah. That's always been my image sort of. But now, I I appreciate kind of the bomber jackets
Chrissy:Yeah.
Brian:And even some Converse.
Paul:Yeah. Oh,
Brian:yeah. You know, kind of dressing like Danny, I guess, from Grease. Grease. Grease. Grease.
Brian:Grease Light.
Chrissy:Love that movie.
Brian:Oh, yeah.
Chrissy:Do you ever sing songs from that movie?
Brian:Not really.
Chrissy:No, you haven't? Not
Brian:really my range. Yeah, John Travolta. It's tough to sing. What?
Chrissy:The range is all over
Paul:the place.
Brian:Dude, feel like
Paul:can literally sing anything. Well, right.
Brian:That's a compliment.
Chrissy:I mean, you have range that's unbelievably large.
Brian:Thank you.
Paul:Yeah. Well, high notes that you can hear.
Chrissy:Holy I took voice lessons actually for a while in Rogers, and I was surprised that my voice coach told me I have to work on my tone a lot, but she did tell me that my range was Mariah Carey range. Oh. And I'm like, what?
Brian:Yeah. That's a Yeah.
Chrissy:Your range is very not often that often. Yeah. And I'm just talking, you know, I'm doing the the practice stuff, you know, where they do the piano and dancing, and you gotta match it or whatever. Yeah. She's good.
Chrissy:I had she says, you have a very high range around like, Mariah Carey. Like, really? Wow. Only if I could, like, get it in tune.
Brian:Yeah. You know? That's pretty sweet.
Chrissy:Yeah. I thought
Paul:that was So it doesn't suck.
Paul:Something cool.
Chrissy:Yeah. You go. Something cool. I'm like, well, thanks, but now I just got to tune it up.
Paul:Right.
Chrissy:We're going to do our first drink. You ready to I know you don't drink much, but ready to just sip on something?
Brian:Yeah. For sure. I can
Paul:marry you.
Chrissy:First drink, Madison. I have it.
Brian:Alright. Pina Colada cut water.
Paul:Oh, waters are fucking delicious.
Chrissy:No. These are very strong. Cutwaters are 13% alcohol. So
Brian:Okay.
Chrissy:Don't feel like you have to drink at all.
Brian:I'm gonna
Chrissy:get on your table.
Paul:So You're Cutwater. Want it?
Paul:So I'm just doing This is
Chrissy:a ready to drink cocktail that offers a virtuality experience with a blend of ripe pineapple and smooth creamy coconut. It's a penic lot of people, but with extra kick. Smells. You do like rum, though, so this
Paul:is right
Chrissy:up your alley.
Brian:And then Definitely. Go get paper towels.
Paul:Looks creamy.
Chrissy:Cheers to you. Thanks for coming.
Brian:Thanks for having me.
Paul:Way. Thanks for
Chrissy:reaching out to me.
Brian:Yeah. For sure.
Chrissy:Cheers. Oh. Look at Maddie's face.
Brian:That's pretty good.
Chrissy:No. We got another taste tester here. Yeah. From episode five.
Paul:Remember me? Oh, I was here once. Was a good shot. That's ever
Chrissy:He was yeah. That was already five episodes ago. Really? Isn't that crazy?
Brian:Yeah. Number 10.
Chrissy:You are number 10.
Paul:You're double digits
Chrissy:for one. We're double digits.
Brian:I'm honored. This is worth it.
Chrissy:Absolutely. This is really good.
Paul:Yeah. I
Chrissy:like the cut
Brian:water stuff.
Paul:Just gonna say, cut water
Chrissy:The white Russian one?
Paul:The white Russian. The even the bloody Mary.
Chrissy:I haven't had the bloody Mary.
Paul:What's what's the other one they got?
Paul:I just don't like these.
Paul:Yeah. They're all they're all fucking good.
Chrissy:Yeah. We're doing another one today with the the lemon one.
Paul:Oh,
Brian:that was delicious. Wasn't that creamy? That was really nice.
Chrissy:Pina colada. Yep. So that's a rum. It's a rum base. Mhmm.
Chrissy:But it's like like I was saying, the cutwaters are notoriously stronger than, you know, most drinks.
Brian:No. That was very tasty.
Chrissy:So what would you give that? Would we grade out a one out
Paul:of 10? Fuck.
Paul:I mean, yeah, eight or nine.
Chrissy:I was gonna say a nine.
Paul:I'd like that.
Brian:I would totally agree
Paul:with that. Yeah.
Brian:I'll say eight. Yeah.
Paul:Yeah. Your pina coladas, yeah, it's right up there.
Brian:I'll give it a nine. It tastes good.
Chrissy:Yeah? Yeah. Brandon?
Brian:I would actually give that a nine. Typically, I give all pina coladas, like, five zero one. Yeah. It's got good flavor. It's just on
Paul:your ratings.
Brian:Yeah. Well, because, like, I don't like super sugary.
Paul:Yeah. Yeah.
Brian:Know what I mean? Like Yep. Yep. Sugar dehydrates you more. You feel like shit
Paul:as you're Whatever. Fucking power lifter. Shut up. Power
Chrissy:lifter. Now he's a power lifter because he goes to the gym.
Brian:Oh, nice.
Chrissy:Oh my god. You've been
Paul:to the gym once you're a power lifter. Good
Chrissy:thoughts. Yeah. There you go. Oh my gosh.
Paul:That's good.
Chrissy:Well, we're gonna do let's do our first song.
Brian:Yeah. Let's do it.
Chrissy:We're gonna Brian's gonna sing for us. What are you gonna sing for us?
Brian:Oh, man. What should we start with?
Chrissy:I don't know.
Paul:What's your, like, third favorite song? Your favorite.
Brian:You wanna start with an Elvis one?
Paul:You got a favorite.
Chrissy:Yeah. Let's start with Elvis. With the king.
Brian:Alright. Can Help Falling in Love. Do like that one?
Chrissy:What is it?
Brian:Can Help Falling in Love.
Chrissy:Oh, yeah.
Brian:Oh, yeah. Yeah. Iconic.
Paul:Alright.
Brian:Okay. Home set to go. You. Appreciate it. Was it a little squeaky?
Chrissy:Little bit. Little bit.
Brian:Okay. I'll turn it down a little
Chrissy:not yours doing it. It's just the reverb. Yeah.
Brian:That reverb. Yeah. Your snap. I'll turn it down a little bit.
Paul:I heard Turn it down. Remember when I heard when you're like, oh, this is liminum. You know? Oh my god. Jesus, I can't wait to hear them in real life to see if it sounds.
Paul:He's like, fuck. It does. See, this sounds
Chrissy:know. We're like Yeah. Right? What if he gets Ernie's
Paul:Yeah. Yeah. Right? I mean, you never like we said, you never know it.
Brian:You never do. Well, thank you very much.
Paul:Don't know what he's auto tune or Yeah. But Yeah. Buds.
Paul:Oh, you. You.
Chrissy:I'm glad
Paul:to work
Chrissy:on you. When you sing that song, where in your mind does it take you back to? Because obviously, there's a place every song takes you to somewhere.
Brian:Yeah. Like we It were does. Yeah. It does.
Paul:Yeah. Yeah.
Brian:That one takes me back to Elvis' Aloha from Hawaii concert.
Chrissy:That's why I wear my Hawaiian shirt.
Brian:I love it. For some reason, we had that concert my parents did on DVD.
Paul:Yeah.
Brian:And they always I would just watch that thing on repeat.
Chrissy:Over and over.
Brian:That specific one.
Chrissy:What was your favorite Elvis movie, by
Paul:the way?
Brian:Oh, There's a
Paul:I think it's called
Brian:Follow That Dream.
Chrissy:Which show
Brian:was Yeah. In that Oh, I don't remember any really co stars. Just
Chrissy:me through. Yeah. I've seen very few Elvis actual movies and
Brian:watched them
Chrissy:all the way through.
Paul:Sure.
Chrissy:But he did one with Marilyn Monroe, I believe. I think.
Brian:Yeah. Did he? Oh, man.
Paul:I'm so throwing
Brian:out a
Chrissy:think he did one together. I could be wrong.
Brian:I think
Chrissy:I'm a huge Marilyn fan.
Brian:Oh, nice. I think I've only seen a handful of his movies, by the way too. Okay. But there's like 30 or something.
Paul:That's crazy.
Chrissy:Well, you know, I mean, I've read all the books and done all the history and watched the and stuff. He hated doing the movies, but it paid the bills,
Paul:you know?
Brian:Yeah. Right. Yeah. He wasn't a fan of all that.
Paul:No. Yeah.
Chrissy:Did your parents ever get to see Elvis? Obviously, I know you didn't, but
Paul:Yeah.
Chrissy:Did they ever get to see him in concert?
Brian:I believe my dad did. Yeah.
Chrissy:Okay. Yeah. Really? Mhmm. Where?
Chrissy:Vegas?
Brian:It would have been I think Texas is what he said.
Chrissy:Yeah. Cool.
Brian:I believe so. Yeah.
Chrissy:Does he have pictures and stuff like that? Or
Brian:I don't think so. No. No.
Paul:If he had, like, pictures or video of him just, like, hanging out with this motherfucker like, hey. What's up, selfie?
Brian:That would
Paul:be He's got, like, a Polaroid camera. Just fucking face that. Tumoroid.
Brian:That would be
Paul:Hold on. Wait. Let's let me shake it. I wanna make sure it turned out right.
Chrissy:I gotta shake.
Paul:Shake it like a salt checker.
Brian:Oh, jeez. Oh, So just
Chrissy:wait a minute.
Paul:Oh. Back in
Chrissy:the day. Got what you got. You didn't get to do do overs like they do nowadays. Wait.
Brian:Let me
Chrissy:look to see if I
Paul:What? I I got a bunch of, like, pictures from back in the day. Like, when I first moved in here, which
Chrissy:it
Paul:back in the day. Right? Yeah. Twenty years ago I know. We we had cell phones, but, like, nobody had those camera phones were, like, gritty fucking dirt band fucking shit.
Brian:Yeah. You
Paul:couldn't make out shit 10 feet away unless you're like, hey. Smile, motherfucker.
Paul:Yeah. Terrible.
Chrissy:He used to Jim used to get the the you buy them at holiday.
Paul:Yeah. Yeah.
Chrissy:Those fucking Kodak cameras that you throw away when you're done.
Paul:I had them all over. Like, when I'd have parties, I'd just lay them out and just fucking get drunk and leave them around, and people
Chrissy:would take random pictures.
Paul:Hit the the funniest shit is, I would I remember this. So Bill's one hour photo was in the mall in Princeton where there was a haircut at Yeah. I know. And I'm like, hey, Whatever you can't print, just throw away.
Paul:I'm like No.
Paul:And he's like, alright. Whatever. And it's like some of the shit that I would get off of those, I'm like, you print this
Chrissy:shit? Yeah.
Paul:You dirty motherfuckers.
Chrissy:In Elk River was back back in the day was really good about that too. Like, when Jim died
Paul:Yeah. He printed fucking everything.
Chrissy:Had nine cameras, like, throwaway cameras that were undeveloped.
Paul:Yeah. Yeah.
Chrissy:So I was like, I remember going into cobras. I'm like, you cannot not develop. I have no idea what's on these.
Paul:Don't fuck this up. I need to see what's I on
Chrissy:need to have every wife for that. Good about it. Yeah. They're like, this is
Paul:You may see some shit. You
Chrissy:don't wanna I had no idea. I mean, this was a span of probably six years of cameras. No shit? I have no idea what was on there anymore. I mean, so
Paul:What was on there?
Chrissy:The a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a lot of, you know, a lot of, you know, motorcycle stuff, friends. You know, just anything and everything when
Paul:there's others.
Chrissy:Nakedies in there, but whatever.
Paul:Back when fucking
Chrissy:I'm not shy when it comes to the
Paul:cameras. Selfies
Paul:were original.
Paul:Yeah. You couldn't fucking delete them right off. You fucking got them. No. They didn't Snapchat.
Paul:They didn't go away right away?
Chrissy:Nope. They didn't go away. But I'm like, you cannot, like, throw anything away. You must develop everything on here. Because I had no idea what was happening.
Paul:Right. Right.
Chrissy:He did a lot. Before selfies were selfies, he was the master at selfies. Oh my god. Oh, the master at selfies. I was married before and he passed away in 02/2008, so that's why we're talking about that.
Brian:But Okay. Yeah.
Chrissy:He was like, before you even heard of the word selfie Right.
Brian:He was
Chrissy:doing selfies.
Paul:Right. With
Chrissy:fucking cameras. Going down the road, taking his fucking picture. Because I wasn't good at that. You know? And I he he felt like he never got his picture taken, because he was the one always taking pictures.
Paul:Biggest tallest fucker.
Brian:Yeah. And
Chrissy:then He's taking pictures of himself going down the road. So
Paul:Yeah. Anyway see him. He's, like, the biggest fucking tallest fucking jackedest fucker you've ever seen. Yeah.
Chrissy:You watched wrestling?
Brian:A little bit.
Chrissy:He was mistaken several times out with Sturgents for who's the head guy of wrestling now? We just talked about him.
Paul:I feel like he's like Dwayne The Rock.
Brian:Oh, the head now? He's really h h h?
Chrissy:H h h. Yeah. I would we would hear you going down the road, you know, if I was on the back with him or whatever. Next to him. Oh my god.
Chrissy:Look. There's the glitch.
Paul:Nice. Nice.
Chrissy:Or ultimate warrior back in the day when he was popular, he would get that a lot. Goldberg.
Brian:You know? Oh, sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know.
Paul:He was a
Chrissy:big big dude. Yeah. A big kid is what he was.
Paul:Big Popeye chickade motherfucker. Popeye.
Chrissy:Yeah. So trampled by turtles. Walk us through how you went from you never heard of them before
Brian:Yeah.
Chrissy:To now they are, like, who you this is would you say they're your favorite band?
Paul:Oh, man. That's current?
Brian:Yeah. I would say so.
Paul:Regret not going when she's got you that
Brian:I do.
Paul:You're like, fuck. I could've fucking seen them live, and now I fucking didn't.
Brian:That's why
Chrissy:Well, the opportunity, I'm sure, will come again.
Brian:Yeah. But note to self, always listen to Kelly.
Chrissy:Always. Well, she did say that. Have you accepted that Kelly is always right?
Brian:Those are
Chrissy:from your words.
Brian:I have.
Chrissy:I have. A right
Paul:you have
Chrissy:a right Kelly. So besides Elvis, who do you love to perform?
Brian:Oh, great question. Other amazing voices and groups from the sixties I always thought were like Dion of the Belmonts Yeah. Del Shannon, Frankie Valli.
Chrissy:Frankie I was gonna say Frankie Yeah.
Brian:All those voices. Yeah. Really? Hermits, Hermits?
Paul:No. Okay.
Chrissy:Who was the Richie?
Brian:Yeah, Richie Valens?
Chrissy:Richie Valens.
Brian:Buddy Holly?
Paul:Yep. Yeah. I never listened My own men listened to the Eagles, Bob Seger,
Brian:Yeah. Or Seger.
Paul:Like that. So that's what kinda what I grew up with.
Brian:Oh,
Paul:yeah. And I I just have CDs surprisingly of
Brian:all CCRs? Yeah. Yeah.
Paul:Yeah. Yeah.
Chrissy:That's more of my era of seventies. Okay. Yep. Love seventies.
Brian:But it's like I do too.
Chrissy:Whether it's disc o or the CCR Everything's in and roll.
Brian:Oh, gotcha.
Chrissy:Early eighties, I like too. But I you I will always, always if I have a 70 set 70 station, 70 station, 70 station all
Brian:the time. I don't
Chrissy:And I feel like that brings me back to a lot of childhood memories too. Like, because back then, I think before I hit my teenagers, my childhood was still kind of okay.
Brian:Yeah.
Paul:Like was like what you were doing with your parents or your fucking
Chrissy:Yeah.
Paul:Whatever. You were on vacation, and you heard that song. That's kinda why, like, most of my core music that I normally listen to is, like, nineties and later or whatever. But, like
Brian:Yeah.
Paul:If you're going core memories, it's when I was young with my parents, and it was, like, the eighties. Right?
Brian:Like, born
Paul:in '83. So it's like anything in the eighties, that's what I fucking gravitate towards.
Brian:Yeah.
Paul:I get Yeah. I get that or how you'd fucking gravitate towards
Chrissy:Is there what what no. You said you've kind of been to the country music more than
Brian:Yeah. I think so. And like what Well, trampled by turtles.
Chrissy:What have you ever done with that Adam Levine knows?
Brian:What's that? Oh.
Chrissy:Adam Levine songs?
Paul:I feel like you need to sing an Adam Levine
Chrissy:song. Too.
Paul:Like your next one.
Brian:Yeah. Look at the
Paul:fucking smile. On the spot.
Paul:I don't
Brian:if I
Paul:have any. Smile on her face. She's like
Brian:I haven't known. Do it. It. Do it. It.
Paul:I have
Brian:one known well enough that I know she will be loved, that oldie that he does is
Paul:a good
Chrissy:Oh, he does an old one? Like that? Okay.
Brian:Yeah. When he first started, I guess.
Chrissy:Okay.
Brian:But his newer stuff too, it's really good. Yeah. The payphone.
Chrissy:I think he's kind of probably a douchebag, but I like his music.
Brian:He thinks I don't know. Yeah.
Paul:We're fucking find out.
Chrissy:So what's a typical day of Brian when not singing and not performing? What does the typical day look like for you?
Brian:Oh, man. It's an awesome question. I love to get up and do my morning regimen.
Chrissy:Which is?
Brian:Which is removing my mouth tape. That's a weird thing I do.
Chrissy:What?
Brian:I mouth tape at night.
Chrissy:What is that?
Brian:I thought it was viral and everyone knew it.
Paul:Mouth tape? Yeah.
Chrissy:I have no idea.
Brian:Feel like this is
Paul:something that I thought of. You know
Brian:about it? Did you just keep your mouth shut?
Chrissy:Yeah. Why? It bugs
Brian:It's like health
Paul:you know
Brian:what I mean?
Paul:So you're not a mouth breather?
Brian:It helps promote nasal breathing, which is healthier. Oh. And mouth breathing has negative health effects, I guess. Really? Yeah.
Chrissy:What do you use for tape?
Brian:I buy this stuff called hostage mouth tape. What?
Paul:Why don't you just buy like
Chrissy:Jesus Christ. What the hell do you buy that?
Paul:I see how
Brian:it sounds.
Paul:This is Express.
Chrissy:No. Hostage tape.
Paul:Not to That's what
Chrissy:he said.
Brian:It's what the that's what the company is. And I think they're out of Minneapolis.
Paul:Walkers? Of course, they are.
Chrissy:You wanna be on historic cameras buying
Brian:that shit. Yeah. And
Paul:and the Just like right. Here we go. We got the first victim right here.
Paul:Yeah. Haas'
Paul:mouth Yeah.
Brian:I thought it was weird that that's what they commercial it as. Yeah. But it's cool. And I so I mouth tape
Chrissy:forget it. You should
Brian:look more into that. It it's just kind of fun. So I do that and then I like to go to the gym. Okay. And then
Paul:I fucking hate it.
Brian:Like to come at home or come back home and do my music or rehearse a little bit, and then put on like my favorite show. And then Which is what? Which is right now, it's like YouTube channels.
Chrissy:Okay.
Brian:Yeah.
Paul:Like Why you watching YouTube?
Brian:Always like horror and like
Chrissy:Do you like horror stuff?
Brian:Do. Horror. Crime. Oh my god.
Chrissy:Crime stories?
Brian:Hell, yeah. All
Chrissy:day long.
Brian:That's also a big part of my childhood.
Chrissy:Dateline, man. Oh, scariest shit
Paul:there is. Remember? Remember? What's what's his face? The fucking nine one one?
Paul:What's his America's Most Wanted list?
Chrissy:Oh, yeah.
Paul:Who who is that? William Chatter.
Chrissy:Oh, yeah. Oh. That motherfucker.
Brian:But growing up
Paul:That voice, you fucking hear that
Brian:voice? William?
Paul:It's like, what what what what happened to see
Brian:what happened to that? And then and then Somebody's
Paul:gonna die.
Brian:Keith Morrison was on all the time.
Paul:Who's that?
Brian:Growing up too.
Chrissy:Who's Keith Morrison? I don't
Brian:I think he did Dateline as well.
Chrissy:Oh, okay. I love Dateline.
Brian:And then you got
Chrissy:Lester minutes. Yeah. Lester Holt.
Brian:Oh, yeah.
Chrissy:That voice you can't miss.
Brian:Right. Lieutenant Joe Kinda.
Paul:I can miss all
Brian:That's good stuff. Right?
Chrissy:I love Dave Yeah. I don't know. I'll go to sleep, because I just I always have to have the TV on when I So when I do go to sleep, I have usually will turn it on some sort of fucking crime shit going on or murder Dude,
Paul:I could not be listening.
Paul:And I
Chrissy:have the dreams I have?
Paul:Are so fucked up? Dude, my nerves so fucked up to begin with. Without that murder mystery, I you oh, dude. Fuck. I come in
Brian:Oh, man.
Paul:Fathom the shit that my brain would create if I listened to that shit before I went to bed.
Chrissy:While you're sleeping.
Brian:Oh, I know.
Chrissy:Crazy wet your brain will absorb.
Paul:I don't even wanna repeat some of that.
Brian:Oh, yeah. Like, you leave the TV on, you get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom, it's like, they had the perfect marriage. And then it's like
Paul:Oh, yeah.
Brian:Oh, juicy episode. Oh, I
Chrissy:know how to kill a motherfucker. Oh, can get away with it because I would not be that fucking stupid. I'm probably No.
Paul:That's good enough. No. It's just me
Chrissy:saying that on here, but I
Paul:Can't wait to be your fucking husband. Yeah. Stop fucking me. He's like the one I
Chrissy:opened for. Wood chipper. You know?
Brian:Oh, yeah. And then what else for No. It's day in life.
Chrissy:I love that. What's a typical weekend? Because obviously you work.
Paul:You don't drink. Yeah. You don't drink.
Brian:You don't
Chrissy:What do you do at the gym? Do you lift weights? Do you run?
Brian:Yeah. Not too much cardio, but I want to do more of that. But mostly
Paul:run strength training. And don't do enough cardio.
Chrissy:Need to start pumping.
Brian:You got to pump the iron. Yeah. And then I'm a huge family guy. You're right. So huge family person.
Brian:So I'm a sucker for family game nights and just Yeah. Yeah.
Chrissy:Getting Do you guys people go to church a lot? You guys, like, a church oriented family?
Brian:Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We are. Yep.
Chrissy:Do you do that every Sunday or just
Brian:Yeah. Yep. Do I got to get better at it, But, yes.
Chrissy:Mhmm. Well, I probably should get better at it too. I
Paul:mean, I believe in that, but I don't believe in going every Sunday. Whatever.
Chrissy:Sure. We're busy.
Paul:Yeah. I got dirt biking shit to do. Wants me to be on two wheels.
Brian:You're a dirt biker.
Paul:Alright. That one, I like any fuck. Anything with two wheels. That one, that one, that one. I'll take that one, that one.
Paul:This one.
Brian:I wish I had a hobby like that. It was more exciting.
Paul:No. You don't because it's fucking expensive, and you only get to ride it a couple times. Fucking costs a lot of fucking money.
Chrissy:Your hobbies hopefully are making you money and not costing See, you
Brian:that's what
Paul:I need to do.
Brian:Yeah. But I think the next step is
Paul:I'm like, money suck.
Chrissy:I think so too. Yeah.
Brian:I really wanna yeah. Think
Paul:Into a band.
Brian:My solo act can only go so far because people could view it as karaoke kind of Right. Whatever. But, yeah, get into a band. That's Yeah. That's my goal.
Brian:And then
Chrissy:Have you ever thought about trying out for these shows on TV, like American Idol or any of those? Have you ever thought about doing that?
Paul:Yeah. I did. I feel like that wouldn't fucking like, the American Idol. Right? They're gonna want something fucking pop, something new, something
Chrissy:they're not gonna
Paul:want they
Chrissy:go? Because that's what
Brian:everybody does.
Chrissy:Like, he went in there and did some fucking oldie.
Brian:Yeah. Yeah.
Paul:You know what? Yeah.
Chrissy:Maybe. That might stand out.
Paul:Maybe. Because
Chrissy:I don't I've never heard anybody sing an Elvis song or whatever, you know, on American Idol or what's the other one? America's Got Talent. I don't know. Yeah. Or whatever.
Brian:Yeah. I don't know. I've seen some people on there though that are like freaking Really?
Paul:Good. Woah.
Chrissy:Yeah. Yeah. But what I like about American Idol is Yeah. Even if you're you have the basics, then you have Yeah. The coaches that are freaking
Brian:The coaches?
Chrissy:That help you and stuff. Is that the one I'm thinking of?
Paul:Well, Once
Chrissy:Or the voice. The voice.
Brian:Yeah. The voice. Adam
Paul:Levine. Well, feel like American Idol is the same way, isn't it? Yeah. Have coaches. Past past the first round, like, they kinda they coach they coach everybody.
Paul:I don't know how extensively, but
Chrissy:Well, The Voice, they do very extensively. Oh, good. Actually pick you, and then they coach you, and then they have other coaches come in and like, fuck.
Paul:Yeah. Yeah. I have thought
Brian:about those shows, but then again, there's a whole lot of like, I don't know. If you got a job
Paul:If you
Chrissy:don't try
Brian:you down.
Chrissy:S You never know.
Brian:You only live once. Right?
Paul:And it's like, I always thought They
Chrissy:never I think it was American Idol and The Voice were just in the Twin Cities. I think it was like, happens
Brian:No kidding.
Paul:Say so, like, right? Say you make it. Right? You get picked and you go on. Are you gonna pay your bills?
Paul:You still got bills at home you gotta pay. So it's like, pays those bills? What do you do? Yeah.
Chrissy:I don't know. I think during
Brian:this
Chrissy:time, they still do I I mean, I guess I don't know, but somebody's paying you to be on that show. I would imagine
Paul:I feel like they I guess they don't I feel like either your family's gotta step up or someone, friends, family, I feel like someone would have to step up because
Brian:I think so.
Paul:They might give you a couple $100, but I guarantee it's probably not enough to pay your mortgage, your electric, electric, your your septic, your whatever the fuck. Yeah. You don't know. Right?
Chrissy:They should be paying people to be on there as they continue to go because, obviously Well, it's But I don't know. Do they go home during the week?
Paul:At least the bare minimum for them to fucking compete and stay. You know? Because it's like, otherwise, how is the person supposed to do that? Unless you're
Chrissy:I get it.
Paul:16 laying at home and you don't have no bills. Right.
Brian:Yeah.
Paul:That's the only way you're gonna be able to do that shit.
Brian:Yeah.
Paul:You're a grown ass man like yourself, 27. Yep. You got fucking
Chrissy:It's got bills.
Paul:Electric. You got mortgage. You got fucking this, that, car payments. I mean So it's like
Chrissy:Sweet bitch.
Paul:How do you fucking do that?
Brian:Yeah. You gotta gotta drop your responsibilities.
Chrissy:So we're gonna do our next drink.
Brian:Oh, yeah.
Chrissy:This is a wine we're gonna do. You're gonna like this one, Polly.
Paul:Yes.
Chrissy:It's a Moscato.
Paul:Yes.
Chrissy:Sweet bitch pineapple Moscato.
Brian:Sweet bitch?
Chrissy:Yep. It's called Sweet K. It's a company out of New York, actually. I just love their wine.
Paul:It's funny. I got a good friend in ever since high school, we call each other bitch. Like, we see one, he's like, bitch. Or we'll or we'll randomly text each other just like, shit. Like, today today is her birthday, so I just texted her this this morning.
Paul:I'm like, happy birthday. Yeah. Just dragged it out. That's awesome, man. Yeah.
Chrissy:Don't I don't know. Names names have never really bothered me. Call me a bitch. Call me the c word. I honestly don't care.
Chrissy:It's
Brian:You
Chrissy:have name. Moscato. Call me fat. That'll probably crush me worse than anything on the planet.
Paul:Moscato and pineapple have gotta be closely two of my favorite taste buddies.
Chrissy:So this is Sweet Bitch Pineapple Moscato. Comes in a $7.50 bottle for $11.99. It's tropical essence of pineapple coupled with light bodied nature How much is it? Mascot. $11.99.
Paul:Dude, that's way cheaper than the fucking other one. Well, I know. Motherfucker.
Chrissy:You had a fucking fight over that last bottle. The purple one? Amazing.
Paul:But I won. Oh.
Chrissy:This is really pineapple y
Paul:too. Yeah.
Brian:That is really good. Like a
Chrissy:You you Very sweet.
Brian:Like a like a soda.
Paul:Yeah. You with your niece. Marie. Marie would fucking
Chrissy:Oh, yeah. Yeah. She would not.
Paul:But this is so good. I know.
Chrissy:She likes her hoity
Paul:Oh my god. I'll lick this cup.
Brian:That's really good. Yeah. Sweet bitch. Somehow
Chrissy:that doesn't sound right coming out of your skull.
Brian:Doesn't. No. I know. Right? It's right.
Paul:No. I did. Moscato is the fucking I I literally take the seven fifty bottle, and I got a 64 ounce mug. And I will pull the whole thing Dude. And I wanna sit there and watch a movie and drink my wine out of a beer mug.
Paul:It is fucking fabulous. And this shit is even fucking tastier. You sit at home and put slap the bag by yourself. Oh, god. Oh, for sure.
Paul:I fuck 100%.
Brian:I do
Chrissy:see a twisted tea out of slap bag. Oh my god.
Paul:I would rack that bag.
Brian:Oh, yeah.
Chrissy:You wanna do another song? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Paul:Let's do another one. Why
Brian:not? Alright.
Paul:We can
Chrissy:What do
Paul:you think? Avalonie?
Brian:Avalonie. Avril.
Chrissy:Well, that might be a stretch. Adam.
Brian:I don't know. Look at
Paul:Say, Avril Lavigne. I don't know. I feel
Chrissy:like your
Brian:voice should be like, know. My rage yeah.
Chrissy:To a pricks?
Brian:Here's one by the Everly Brothers. Sound better? Yeah.
Paul:Dream, dream, dream when I want you. In my arms when I want you. And on your charms whenever I want you. All I have to do is dream. Dream, dream, dream when I feel blue in the night, and I need you to hold me tight whenever I want you.
Paul:All I have to do is dream. I can make you mine, taste you, all I have to do is dream. Dream, dream, dream, dream. I can make you mine. Taste your lips of wine anytime, night or day.
Paul:Only trouble is. Gee whiz, I'm dreaming my life away. I need you so that I could die. I love you so. And that is why whenever I Thank you.
Chrissy:Whatever you did that last time.
Brian:What's that?
Paul:I was way better.
Brian:Oh, way better? Good. Oh, good. Thank you.
Chrissy:Very good.
Brian:I heard you singing the whole thing.
Chrissy:I know
Brian:these songs. You know that one.
Chrissy:I'm old.
Brian:You knew that one too? Absolutely.
Paul:Oh, yeah. Good
Brian:job. I mean, Everly Brothers. Oh,
Paul:it's Yeah. Oh,
Chrissy:Nailed it.
