Beer, Booze & B.S. Podcast

Chrissy: 00:00

Alright. Well, we are back with Brian. That was amazing. Great song, Everly Brothers.

Brian: 00:08

Thank you. Ridiculous.

Chrissy: 00:10

So we talked to your sister.

Brian: 00:12

Oh, yeah.

Chrissy: 00:12

You have several of them, but we talked to Kayla.

Paul: 00:14

Is that how

Chrissy: 00:15

you say her name?

Brian: 00:16

Kaylee. Kaylee. Okay. Kaylee.

Paul: 00:18

Many sisters do you have?

Brian: 00:19

Yeah. Four.

Chrissy: 00:20

Five. There's four and four.

Brian: 00:22

Yep.

Paul: 00:22

Yep. Random question. Have you ever tried to hook up with their older friends? With

Brian: 00:27

their older friends?

Paul: 00:27

Yes.

Brian: 00:28

Not really.

Paul: 00:29

Dude, that's all I wanted, an older sister for.

Chrissy: 00:32

Because he only has one brother.

Paul: 00:33

Yeah. Oh, he's a dick.

Brian: 00:35

I see.

Chrissy: 00:36

No. Is not.

Paul: 00:37

I mean, he can, though. Wow.

Chrissy: 00:38

Actually, no. He's not. All siblings can be.

Paul: 00:42

I just wanted that fucking connection where I can hook up with some fucking random shit.

Chrissy: 00:46

So talking to Kaylee, she remembered an incident, and this brings this up. Hopefully, I don't cry. Yeah. Huge dog person. I have seven dogs.

Chrissy: 00:56

Fuck. Yep. I lost a dog. My very, very best best friend in the world, Capone.

Paul: 01:03

Already feel like this was going

Chrissy: 01:04

He died of cancer. And so I heard that you guys had this dog that had cancer and that you would sing to the dog Mhmm. Every night while she was going through her cancer. And I was like, oh my

Paul: 01:17

god. Love

Chrissy: 01:17

I love this kennel.

Paul: 01:19

Thank you. You made the fucking podcast.

Chrissy: 01:23

So We're chewing. Thank when our dog was sick with cancer and his cane, shortly before she passed, Brian would pet her and sing the song, take good care of my baby. I was gonna cry Oh. To her every single day. She would stare at him, and I know that stare Yeah.

Paul: 01:40

So well. Thousand yard gaze.

Chrissy: 01:43

And stare at him with so much love

Paul: 01:45

in her

Chrissy: 01:45

eyes and just fall asleep every time. Oh. They're like, okay. This kid

Paul: 01:49

he's almost too good to be, John.

Chrissy: 01:51

Yeah. So what kind of a dog was was your dog? Was it a family dog? Was it your dog?

Brian: 01:59

Yeah. Our family dog. Yeah. Her name was Sushi. Sushi.

Brian: 02:02

And she was a half chow, half husky.

Paul: 02:04

Oh.

Brian: 02:05

Super cute.

Paul: 02:05

Okay. Yeah. That's a nymphony. That's a

Chrissy: 02:08

that's a trouble making dog..

Brian: 02:09

Yeah. And she was really really more of a person than a dog.

Paul: 02:13

Sushi. You had me get the name when Yeah. Sushi. You guys love sushi. It's weird.

Paul: 02:18

Do dog eat sushi?

Brian: 02:20

No. I think just my mom or my sister named her

Chrissy: 02:24

Was she elderly when she got cancer? Because my dog was young.

Brian: 02:27

Yeah. He was at

Chrissy: 02:28

least seven.

Brian: 02:29

I believe she she was about 11.

Paul: 02:31

Oh, okay. Sister comes to shishumi, so they called it sushi.

Brian: 02:37

Yeah. She was just so, so sweet.

Chrissy: 02:40

Aw. Are you a germaphobe, Brian?

Brian: 02:43

A little bit.

Chrissy: 02:44

Oh, shit. How are you? So was my I

Brian: 02:47

couldn't eat a pink hamburger, like Well, that

Chrissy: 02:50

not most normal people can't. Yeah. Seriously.

Paul: 02:55

You can eat

Chrissy: 02:56

Raw hamburger? Fuck that.

Brian: 02:57

What do

Paul: 02:58

mean not raw, but pink?

Chrissy: 03:00

I don't like it.

Paul: 03:03

Why? Are gonna die?

Chrissy: 03:04

I don't think I don't I like the taste.

Paul: 03:06

Really? Okay.

Chrissy: 03:07

I don't know what

Paul: 03:08

it is. There is nothing better

Chrissy: 03:10

than But my rhyme rhythm, my steak can be like mooing and I'll eat that. I don't know what it is about the texture

Paul: 03:16

of Dude, my steak could be fucking cold in the middle and I would eat it. Like I said, fucking good vet could bring it back.

Chrissy: 03:23

So what's the deal with the with the plastic gloves, dude?

Brian: 03:26

Yep. I always have those in my dash council. So whenever I I touch a public gas nozzle, I throw in a little glove. Oh, there's a lot

Paul: 03:35

of people that do that.

Chrissy: 03:35

How about like pens at the bank?

Brian: 03:38

Oh. I have my own personal pen for things.

Chrissy: 03:41

Oh, Mike is a tip of. Yep. Back up.

Brian: 03:43

Just because and really, I think I blame

Chrissy: 03:46

pen at the bank unless he has to. Yeah. Why? So what

Paul: 03:48

do you do

Chrissy: 03:48

if you forget your gloves?

Brian: 03:50

Then I have to resort to that.

Chrissy: 03:52

Yeah. Just But

Brian: 03:53

extra hand sanitizer.

Chrissy: 03:54

Hand sanitizer. Yeah.

Brian: 03:55

I was I was

Paul: 03:56

curious about do you

Chrissy: 03:57

think that comes from? Does your whole family like that or is that disabled?

Brian: 04:00

Yeah. I can name a couple of the siblings.

Chrissy: 04:03

They're like That are like that too?

Brian: 04:05

Yep. Even Kaylee.

Chrissy: 04:06

Even no mom and dad are like that?

Brian: 04:08

No. Not really.

Paul: 04:09

Okay.

Brian: 04:09

No. They're like interesting.

Paul: 04:10

They're normal. Don't know. Know. A I bunch of people they're not even germaphobes. But, like, go to a gas station.

Paul: 04:17

Right?

Brian: 04:17

Especially

Paul: 04:18

diesel pumps. Yeah.

Chrissy: 04:20

Are fucking dirty.

Paul: 04:21

They're well, they got, like, resin of fucking diesel. So it's like, alright. I'm gonna pump this into my car, and then I'm gonna get in my car, and I'm gonna steer with shit all over my hand.

Chrissy: 04:31

Right. I get that part with

Brian: 04:33

the I do get that

Paul: 04:34

part. Bank.

Brian: 04:35

Really? That's excessive.

Paul: 04:36

That's where I draw the line.

Brian: 04:37

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just kidding. A few things.

Brian: 04:41

I do a few things like that.

Chrissy: 04:42

Woah. That's Michael over there. He has his own pen.

Paul: 04:46

Everywhere. He

Chrissy: 04:47

has hands on him, heads are everywhere. Why? That's why you're sick all the time. Yeah.

Paul: 04:50

Get the germs. That is. 100%. I guarantee you'd be more healthy if do that.

Brian: 04:55

They do say that.

Paul: 04:56

Try it for one year to stop.

Chrissy: 04:57

It's some dirt.

Brian: 04:59

Yeah. You got to have an immune system, right? That's what they say.

Chrissy: 05:03

Window licker.

Paul: 05:04

No. There's some dirt that. I do what? Who? Ali, my roommate, she was giving me shit.

Paul: 05:10

I don't know about something. She's like, oh, you're a fucking vanilla. I'll lick this fucking vanilla that I did.

Chrissy: 05:17

I believe that.

Paul: 05:18

She fucking lost it. I don't

Brian: 05:19

know. Yeah.

Chrissy: 05:21

So homecoming king, mister Popular. I heard

Paul: 05:24

you Yeah. Yeah. One homecoming

Brian: 05:27

king. Oh, yeah.

Chrissy: 05:29

So how did that happen? I didn't even know.

Paul: 05:32

Did you

Chrissy: 05:33

God. Like,

Brian: 05:33

not that long ago. It was 2018

Paul: 05:35

then? Jesus. What year was you? O one.

Chrissy: 05:40

Yeah. Don't even ask me.

Paul: 05:42

Tell me you're old without telling me you're old. Fuck me, Robin.

Chrissy: 05:45

Guaranteed I'm probably your parents' age.

Paul: 05:48

No. 28.

Chrissy: 05:49

I don't know. Guarantee, how old is your mom?

Brian: 05:51

I don't know if I should say. Same. My mom? Younger than 35.

Chrissy: 05:55

She is not. Gotta be 50. I'm gonna guess. 50. Yeah.

Chrissy: 06:04

50? Mhmm. She's older than that. Well, you got a lot of kids. So Yeah.

Chrissy: 06:10

Why won't you say?

Paul: 06:11

You have nothing to start.

Chrissy: 06:12

She doesn't want people

Brian: 06:13

to No. I I don't know if I should disclose that. She's the

Paul: 06:16

only fans model.

Brian: 06:17

I do think she is.

Paul: 06:17

She's gonna recommend it. She's fans model.

Brian: 06:20

She's very, very pretty and very youthful.

Chrissy: 06:23

So Your mom is?

Paul: 06:24

Yeah. Okay.

Brian: 06:24

That's a better answer.

Paul: 06:26

Hell with your fucking buddies. They're like, oh, dude, your mom. You get all those. I remember I had a buddy in high school, Cash Christian, and his mom was super hot and both, like he had two sisters, they were also super hot. And everybody gave him so much shit.

Paul: 06:44

Just like, oh yeah, but your mom or your sister, and it was like every fucking other Anyone with a hot sister, get fucked. I feel sorry. Because you get 99% of the shit. Yeah. It happens.

Paul: 06:59

It happened my whole fucking No entire I wanna come over and spend the night.

Chrissy: 07:05

Is mom gonna be there?

Paul: 07:07

Hey. We're just gonna come over and watch movies. Does your mom wanna watch movies? Yeah.

Brian: 07:12

Oh my gosh.

Chrissy: 07:13

Oh my god.

Paul: 07:13

Can I sit next to her with a lead blanket? Oh my goodness. Yep. Pop mom's too good.

Chrissy: 07:23

Okay. So are you besides the gas pumps

Brian: 07:27

Yeah.

Chrissy: 07:27

That's, like, the main thing

Brian: 07:30

Mhmm. Yeah.

Chrissy: 07:31

That you're quirky about. Any other quirks that we need to know about, Brian?

Brian: 07:36

At restaurants, like public silverware.

Chrissy: 07:38

Oh.

Brian: 07:39

Kinda scares me.

Chrissy: 07:40

It scares you?

Brian: 07:41

A little bit. So I try to always get burgers and fingers.

Chrissy: 07:44

You make

Paul: 07:45

your food. Anything you don't like, I can fucking eat with silver.

Brian: 07:47

Yeah? No.

Paul: 07:49

Oh. I can eat up.

Brian: 07:50

Oh, okay.

Chrissy: 07:50

Wait. Do you know like, the dishwasher. Have you ever been a dishwasher? Because they scour the shit out of us.

Brian: 07:56

Oh, they do? Yeah. Oh, good. Well, makes me feel bad.

Paul: 07:58

Yeah. The temp the temp The temperature. Yeah. Funny side note. I was fucking doing a deep dive on cooking chicken breast because I don't like chicken breast fucking dry.

Paul: 08:09

Right? Yep. Well, it turns out you can actually cook chicken breasts at like a 140 degrees and it will still kill everything.

Chrissy: 08:18

Yeah.

Paul: 08:18

But it's just gotta be longer Longer.

Chrissy: 08:21

Yeah.

Paul: 08:21

Right. Instead of like one second at a 165 degrees, you can do it at twelve seconds at a 150 or thirty seconds at a 140, which I never do. Like, mild man's like, pink chicken, you're dying. Now I eat fucking pink chicken all the fucking time, and it's the greatest thing ever. Dying.

Paul: 08:44

Literally die. Whether it's coming out your fucking asshole or your mouth, you're gonna die.

Chrissy: 08:49

I can't eat pink chicken either.

Paul: 08:51

No. So they're they're yeah. Like and people have a stigma about that.

Chrissy: 08:57

So they're Vanilla.

Paul: 08:58

Well, yeah. And it's because Yeah. It's what you're taught. Right?

Chrissy: 09:01

Yeah.

Paul: 09:02

But what I'm saying is you can cook chicken and as long as it's at like say a 150, a 145 degrees for thirty seconds Listen. It kills everything and you can eat that pink chicken.

Chrissy: 09:15

If you buy frozen chicken or any type of frozen meat, because I feed my dogs raw meat. Yep. They eat raw, and that's the big thing with veterinarians is, oh my god, can't feed your dogs raw, you're gonna get them sick. Yeah. But what I've learned through reading and talking to other vets that are homeopathic type vets, that aren't the regular clinical vets, as long as that meat's frozen for a a minimal of two weeks.

Paul: 09:50

Right. It kills It

Chrissy: 09:51

kills

Paul: 09:52

Everything in

Chrissy: 09:53

every bacteria in it. So, like, if you were to just go to the grocery store, and I've done this with my dogs before when we've been traveling, and I've just bought chicken out of the not frozen, but, like, out of the grocery refrigerator.

Paul: 10:08

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Chrissy: 10:09

And I'm buying them from chicken. My dogs got super sick from that raw chicken because it wasn't frozen. Frozen long enough? Yeah. It wasn't frozen long enough.

Paul: 10:18

So,

Chrissy: 10:19

obviously, it's gonna do the same thing to us or worse.

Paul: 10:22

You You wanna know another fun fact? What's the only animal you can fucking skin eat raw and won't get you sick?

Chrissy: 10:30

I don't fucking know.

Paul: 10:32

I've Oh. Been doing A what? Porcupine. What?

Brian: 10:36

Yeah. Okay.

Chrissy: 10:36

Who the fuck's gonna eat a porcupine?

Paul: 10:38

Supposedly, they're super good because they're super high in fat and

Brian: 10:43

Really?

Chrissy: 10:43

Could you We have here a caveman.

Paul: 10:45

That's I don't know. We have one up in our cabin, and my dad called it fat ass because it would sit in the tree, and it was a fat motherfucker. And we kinda got, like, frenzied with it and fucking Frenzied? Yeah. We'd give a shit, but I would talk to it, but I would, like, retarded fifth graders.

Paul: 11:03

Whatever. I want You're gonna

Chrissy: 11:04

see what the porcupine is.

Paul: 11:05

I wanted this thing as a pet so I could feed it, like, fucking squash or whatever. Like, you see

Chrissy: 11:10

Yeah. Yeah.

Paul: 11:11

Whatever. But, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, you can I I never knew that, and I just learned that a couple weeks ago? You can eat porcupine. I think porcupine is the only meat you can eat completely raw and not get sick.

Chrissy: 11:24

Interesting. I'll have to look into that.

Paul: 11:26

Which doesn't make sense to

Chrissy: 11:27

because it's never been an option at the dog meat market.

Paul: 11:30

Well, I've I've eaten hamburger completely raw, never gotten sick. So I feel like that

Chrissy: 11:36

was lot. Like I said, if that hamburger had been frozen prior to you eating it for a couple weeks

Paul: 11:43

Oh, I suppose. Yeah.

Chrissy: 11:45

Any bacteria that was in there freak

Paul: 11:46

Maybe it was. Maybe that hamburger that we got was frozen.

Chrissy: 11:50

Gonna go, like, butcher it and never freeze that meat and then eat it raw, I think you're gonna get sick

Paul: 11:56

as well. Eating Yep. Like, even, like, steaks, dude, just So you

Chrissy: 12:01

I could feed you with my dog.

Brian: 12:03

Yeah. Basically,

Paul: 12:04

like is good. So

Chrissy: 12:08

tell us about homecoming. So did you get nominated? How do

Paul: 12:12

you even do that? Mother

Chrissy: 12:14

Yeah. So who nominates you? I don't know what you think about that. I was a nerd. In high school?

Brian: 12:19

Oh, I think the At this school, I think just the faculty nominated three candidates.

Chrissy: 12:26

So it's three of you for Homecoming King.

Brian: 12:28

Yep. And then three for Queen.

Chrissy: 12:30

K.

Brian: 12:30

And then So Yeah. We just No.

Paul: 12:32

That's weird.

Brian: 12:33

I think they elaborated and or collaborated.

Chrissy: 12:35

Votes to make you win.

Paul: 12:37

So do you I

Chrissy: 12:38

think it's the

Paul: 12:39

teachers teachers Yep. And students?

Brian: 12:41

Teachers and students.

Chrissy: 12:43

Ah. Vote.

Paul: 12:44

Yep. That make sense. I wasn't expecting it at all.

Chrissy: 12:47

So when you when you got nominated were you It's just bad. No.

Paul: 12:52

Mother Parker. You're gonna get a tissue. Fuck.

Brian: 12:54

No. I wasn't really a teacher's pet either. I just tried to be as nice of a guy as I could and I didn't really go out for sports and I wasn't like the cool jock. So I was like, there's no way.

Chrissy: 13:05

Right. I'm going up these two popular guys. Yeah.

Brian: 13:08

Yeah. But for some reason

Chrissy: 13:10

Because you're nice.

Paul: 13:12

I love that story. I love

Chrissy: 13:15

that story.

Brian: 13:16

Thank you.

Chrissy: 13:16

And he's very handsome. Yeah, know you're right.

Brian: 13:19

Thank you. So yeah, something went right, I guess.

Chrissy: 13:23

Yeah. So coming from your sister, she said, Brian went homecoming king in high school even though he was up against a couple of the coolest guys in school Yep. Who are great football players. Brian didn't play sports, so he was chosen to be king strictly because he was such a nice guy to everyone he met.

Paul: 13:38

That's badass.

Chrissy: 13:39

He didn't need sports to make him cool. His smile was kind of That's

Paul: 13:42

more that's more impressive than being like a jock.

Chrissy: 13:45

Yeah.

Paul: 13:45

Right? Because fucking because you

Chrissy: 13:46

know that jocks are really jocks anyway.

Paul: 13:48

You fucking kinda got that edge. Right? But if you're just a regular fucking straight up good dude, that's fucking legit more impressive, I would say.

Brian: 13:57

Well, thank you.

Paul: 13:57

Nice work.

Chrissy: 13:58

I have to say, reading all of the stuff that your friends and family had written in or whatever and told us about you, I was like, oh my god, this kid is just too good to be true. Well,

Brian: 14:09

thank you.

Paul: 14:10

Why are you not married with a family of us?

Chrissy: 14:12

Know. We're gonna get to that, why you're single.

Paul: 14:15

Some shit. Right?

Brian: 14:16

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

Paul: 14:18

It's because you're too nice.

Chrissy: 14:19

I know. Well, that's a problem too sometimes.

Brian: 14:23

Yeah. It really can be.

Paul: 14:24

It can be. That thing that I oh, did I send

Chrissy: 14:26

you the Do feel like Pumpcoming King winning that gave you more confidence? No. Did you win that title

Paul: 14:33

Before or after?

Chrissy: 14:34

Started singing. You did the concert or after?

Brian: 14:37

Yeah. That was before, I guess.

Chrissy: 14:39

Yeah. So you got probably a little confidence boost from that? Yeah.

Brian: 14:43

I think so. Yeah. Yeah.

Chrissy: 14:44

Did you get a lot of dates?

Brian: 14:47

I don't know. I didn't really

Paul: 14:48

You feel like you're fucking already hiding

Brian: 14:50

from show?

Paul: 14:50

I have. I have.

Brian: 14:52

No. I did have a girlfriend for a solid two years in high school. You did?

Paul: 14:56

Okay. Let's talk to Kelly and see what she says. Yeah.

Brian: 14:59

Right. Yeah. And she was super nice too. Yeah.

Chrissy: 15:02

So what happened?

Brian: 15:05

Politics.

Chrissy: 15:06

Oh. She's a lib.

Paul: 15:08

Yeah. Oh. Oh, dude. Politics will wreck a fucking game fast.

Brian: 15:13

Pass her name. I think it's important, though.

Chrissy: 15:15

Yes. So

Brian: 15:16

You gotta agree.

Chrissy: 15:17

Let's go let's go down that road here.

Paul: 15:19

Sure. Yes. Let's down roads.

Chrissy: 15:22

You told me you're a political analyst. What does that mean? Do you remember telling me that? Yeah. Like, I'm a singer and I'm a political analyst.

Brian: 15:29

I'm an aspiring one.

Chrissy: 15:31

You're an aspiring political analyst.

Brian: 15:33

Yeah. Like watching guys like Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro

Paul: 15:36

and stuff like You just analyze fucking everything and fucking come to your own conclusion.

Brian: 15:42

Yeah. Yeah. And kind of on on, you know, team magazine.

Chrissy: 15:46

Watch any of the liberal side stuff too, like, so you can get a fair

Paul: 15:50

I feel like you have to. Yeah.

Chrissy: 15:52

You have to.

Paul: 15:52

Especially if you're an analyst, I feel like you have to watch. Yeah. You know, to get both sides of

Brian: 15:56

the story.

Chrissy: 15:57

Feel like just if you're an average person, you need to get both sides.

Paul: 16:00

You know? Yeah. You know what?

Chrissy: 16:01

Because it can get you 100%. Brainwashed. 100%, dude. Yeah. When you're only listening to one

Paul: 16:08

both sides. See, like you said, you get a perspective because, obviously, one side is gonna fucking steal whatever their agenda is. Yeah. And then, obviously, the other side is gonna. But I feel like if you watch both sides, you can, like you said, make your own fucking analysis and then go from there.

Chrissy: 16:26

Yeah. No. Where does your family align with that? Are you guys all on the same page, or is there some that straight off?

Brian: 16:34

Just about. Okay.

Chrissy: 16:35

Just about.

Brian: 16:36

Actually, yeah. No. Pretty much. Pretty much. Sorry.

Chrissy: 16:38

Yeah. Because, like, I have a sister that's

Paul: 16:40

So, like lives

Chrissy: 16:41

in Florida

Paul: 16:41

'90 10. In a fucking Get fucked. Raisin' with the law. What the fuck?

Chrissy: 16:46

Yeah. And I love my sister.

Paul: 16:48

Live in fucking Florida. Because she has No. Tell her to get the fuck out of that.

Chrissy: 16:52

What is she living here? Of everything that we want She should be doesn't fucking understand it. Yeah. Like, she just

Paul: 17:00

Tell them what you're

Chrissy: 17:01

I I enjoy it. Lived here. Yeah. Not since a long time, but and I love my sister. Do not get me wrong.

Chrissy: 17:08

Yeah. I don't. I love her. But she is so brainwashed by the media. Yeah.

Chrissy: 17:15

It's absolutely insane.

Brian: 17:17

That's a big part of it.

Chrissy: 17:18

And I'm just like,

Paul: 17:19

ugh. Do you do though?

Chrissy: 17:21

I mean, I don't do anything. I don't want to fight with her and wanna argue. Sounds like she's Right. Gonna

Paul: 17:27

I don't even like fight. Like Yeah. I see friends online that fucking

Chrissy: 17:30

argue. Yeah. I can go down that rabbit hole once in a while. Have, Good friends. Unfortunately, but

Paul: 17:36

Sure.

Brian: 17:36

They I think we all have. They they

Paul: 17:38

draw a hard line one way or the other, and I'm like Yeah.

Brian: 17:41

Yep.

Paul: 17:41

I'm not even gonna fucking get into this. Hey. Hey. Keep driving out of the barrel

Chrissy: 17:46

because this one Live

Paul: 17:48

a happy life, and I have We're good. We're gonna

Chrissy: 17:50

do our drink. It's fine.

Paul: 17:51

We'll do the Moscow mule. Mules are bombing. I

Chrissy: 17:55

had two number threes. Remember?

Paul: 17:57

Two number threes.

Brian: 17:57

I

Chrissy: 17:58

know. That's fine. Don't know. We're gonna do the Moscow mule.

Paul: 18:01

What kinda is this a special favorite Moscow mule or just Moscow mule straight? You don't know.

Chrissy: 18:08

Well, we got the tin cups, which I was shocked to see.

Paul: 18:12

I've got them in my house too.

Brian: 18:13

You got the wow.

Paul: 18:15

I'm keeping all these cups as the fucking octopus.

Brian: 18:19

Way to go.

Chrissy: 18:21

Hazzer?

Paul: 18:22

A hazzer. There's a harem.

Brian: 18:25

This is the coolest podcast ever.

Chrissy: 18:27

You're ballsy. Thank you.

Brian: 18:29

Know, am

Paul: 18:30

I really?

Brian: 18:31

Cheers. Thank you.

Chrissy: 18:32

Thank you for being on here.

Brian: 18:33

Yeah. Thanks for having me again.

Paul: 18:34

Get it in. Get it out. Don't mess my

Brian: 18:35

hair Double digits episode 10.

Paul: 18:37

Take a drink. Yeah. Right? Click a Don't

Chrissy: 18:39

click and drink.

Paul: 18:40

Alright. Don't drink.

Brian: 18:42

Okay. How are you gonna I'm gonna sip. K.

Paul: 18:45

That's what I'm

Chrissy: 18:45

gonna do. Fuck. The last podcast that we did, well, two podcasts ago with Craig. Yeah. It was Plink and Drake.

Brian: 18:53

How much

Chrissy: 18:54

These two idiots were doing a drinking contest every fucking drink.

Paul: 18:58

What did did we Plink and drink. Do you

Chrissy: 19:15

not No. This is vodka

Paul: 19:18

Yum.

Chrissy: 19:19

Lime juice Ginger. Ginger beer, and that's it. Yeah.

Brian: 19:24

Lime juice. Nice.

Chrissy: 19:25

Yeah. This is really good. Good job.

Brian: 19:27

Oh, that's really tasty.

Chrissy: 19:28

And for some reason, you have to drink them in these tin cups.

Brian: 19:32

Yeah. Yes.

Paul: 19:33

It gives you the tinge Yep. Like taste in diesel fuel. No. Don't recommend it, but that's I guarantee if you fucking cycle diesel fuel and then drink one of these, you're gonna be like, yep. I get what he was saying.

Paul: 19:48

These are Did

Chrissy: 19:49

you try it, Betty? No? Oh.

Paul: 19:50

You wanna try it?

Chrissy: 19:51

Sure. It's delicious. Get a fucking green one. Drink it all.

Brian: 19:54

It is really good. Wow.

Chrissy: 19:56

It's really good.

Brian: 19:58

The right amount is strong. Yeah.

Paul: 20:00

Take it all. So just get

Brian: 20:01

Just right.

Chrissy: 20:02

Oh, no.

Paul: 20:02

I'm gonna talk. Yeah.

Brian: 20:07

That's

Chrissy: 20:07

good. I like it.

Paul: 20:09

We want Yeah.

Chrissy: 20:10

I've never had one before. Because I thought, oh, ginger beer. It's gonna be gross. It's really good.

Paul: 20:15

A good time.

Chrissy: 20:16

That's why I had two, but Delicious.

Paul: 20:18

Why have you not had ginger beer before? I don't know.

Chrissy: 20:21

It just didn't sound appealing to me.

Paul: 20:23

I mean, I've never had a fucking Maso Mule.

Chrissy: 20:25

No. Really? Swear to God.

Paul: 20:27

You're on a lot.

Brian: 20:28

Yeah. Just only a handful of times. Yeah.

Paul: 20:31

So when you perform, do you drink? Like, does it get, like, liquid courage or fucking

Brian: 20:36

Always afterwards.

Chrissy: 20:37

Afterwards? Afterwards?

Brian: 20:38

I like a celebration beverage.

Paul: 20:41

What's your go to celebration?

Brian: 20:43

Thanks, Rome. I do like rum. I like a spotted cow.

Paul: 20:46

Oh. Oh, okay. Spotted cow? That's Wisconsin. Well, you can get it here at the what's that place right next to the wall?

Paul: 20:54

Oh, I think it's Alright. Spot in power.

Chrissy: 20:56

Now we gotta since we're talking with Scotty. Packers or Vikings?

Paul: 21:00

Get fucked. You got one answer, you better make it right because you're in my garage, motherfucker.

Brian: 21:05

Let's go, Vikings. Yeah.

Paul: 21:06

That's a good call.

Chrissy: 21:08

High five. I like your style.

Paul: 21:10

Alright. Okay. You can stay here.

Chrissy: 21:13

What? Okay. We'll let

Paul: 21:15

you live. Alright. No. For real. For real.

Brian: 21:17

For real.

Chrissy: 21:18

For real. For Vikings or or Packers?

Brian: 21:22

For real, Vikings, and then I grew up loving the Denver Broncos as well.

Chrissy: 21:26

Oh, the Broncos. Okay.

Brian: 21:27

So And her

Paul: 21:28

good friend loves it.

Brian: 21:28

She even got a tattoo, which is good childhood. I was a huge, huge Peyton Manning fan.

Paul: 21:33

Okay.

Chrissy: 21:35

He was a great quarterback. Obviously Ryan, Peyton.

Brian: 21:38

And Vikings? Oh, man. My childhood was Adrian Peterson Oh, yeah. And Percy Harvin and Jared.

Chrissy: 21:43

Percy Harvin. Oh my god. That's so many people know about him. Owns a store that made a bed for Adrian Peterson.

Brian: 21:49

Oh Legit?

Chrissy: 21:50

You what? And

Paul: 21:52

I'm A bed?

Chrissy: 21:53

Oh, a bed for him. Oh.

Brian: 21:57

Oh, yeah.

Chrissy: 21:58

Oh, yeah. Mhmm.

Brian: 21:59

Yeah. And now JJ, it's good stuff.

Chrissy: 22:02

Oh, yeah. I love the Vikings.

Brian: 22:03

Mhmm. Mhmm. Yeah.

Chrissy: 22:05

Little weird about weird enough about the cheerleading situation. But

Brian: 22:09

Oh, yeah. That's Dude,

Chrissy: 22:09

I I had a Whatever. I had a I wouldn't cancel my season. Take some Yeah. That's kinda stupid.

Paul: 22:16

Yeah. Good fuck. I've seen it today. My friend sent me a picture of this fucking fairy running up and down in his fucking skin tight shorts and pom poms, and I would fucking cancel my fucking tickets. Oh, fuck.

Brian: 22:31

Tell me how you really feel.

Paul: 22:33

Probably run down there and kick them in the balls just feel better about myself.

Chrissy: 22:37

I'm not sure if there's balls there.

Paul: 22:39

Oh. The way that fucking fairy fucking carried his confidence, I don't think he had balls.

Chrissy: 22:44

So here's my dilemma with the

Paul: 22:47

with that.

Chrissy: 22:48

Everyone can't see. Well, of course

Paul: 22:50

it is. No.

Chrissy: 22:51

Yeah. Of course it is. Gay people.

Paul: 22:54

I love I got friends that are gay, but nobody goes to a fucking football. Right? You got you got two things. Guys go to see fucking hot chicks in fucking skirts and pom poms. Chicks go to see fucking guys in tights.

Paul: 23:07

I Right? Get fucked. We got each other's fucking everything's fucking lined up. We got each other's fucking cross fucking this, that,

Chrissy: 23:16

and Welcome to Minnesota.

Paul: 23:18

Yeah. Right? Doug, we don't know fucking better with pom poms. Nobody wants to see you fucking

Chrissy: 23:24

Criminals run rampant in the streets. It's like, that's crazy. Sharon.

Brian: 23:29

Minnesota.

Paul: 23:31

Sharon? I don't know

Chrissy: 23:32

if his name is Sharon or But, yeah, that's a whole whole thing.

Brian: 23:40

Wow. You even reached out to Jake and everybody?

Paul: 23:43

Oh, yeah. We did a

Chrissy: 23:44

research around that.

Paul: 23:45

She goes balls Balls deep. Know. Fuck her out.

Brian: 23:51

Tell me that's on one of your shirts with your clothing.

Chrissy: 23:53

Oh, I see. Yeah. Not yet, but maybe. Maybe we'll be. Yeah.

Brian: 23:57

Alright. Let's get the

Paul: 23:58

next balls deep.

Chrissy: 24:00

So funny story about percent of Holly forever since he could start drinking.

Brian: 24:07

That's awesome. And

Paul: 24:08

Since I started drinking at your liquor store.

Chrissy: 24:10

Yeah. I met him through my business.

Brian: 24:12

But Oh, awesome.

Chrissy: 24:13

So we went out to We Fest one year, Mike and I. And he was already out there. Holly had been out there for, like, three or four days already.

Paul: 24:20

Yeah. You know what?

Chrissy: 24:21

He's in his twenties, so he's partying

Paul: 24:24

like Oh, he's

Chrissy: 24:25

in my car. Oh,

Paul: 24:26

yeah. My dirty fucking

Chrissy: 24:27

So I call him up trying to find out like we're going to Kid Rock, that I'm a huge huge huge Kid Rock fan.

Brian: 24:33

Me too.

Chrissy: 24:33

So are you?

Paul: 24:36

All Madagascar.

Brian: 24:39

Badass. Oh,

Chrissy: 24:40

we're going to Kid Rock.

Paul: 24:41

Suck his dick if we get the chance to best dresser. What? I don't fucking know.

Chrissy: 24:46

How long am I gonna suck his dick either?

Paul: 24:47

I bet you would.

Chrissy: 24:48

The fuck I would. Hail twice.

Brian: 24:50

Moscow Mule's delightful.

Chrissy: 24:52

No. Yours are

Paul: 24:54

in the wrong, guys.

Brian: 24:55

It's very good.

Chrissy: 24:56

I would.

Paul: 24:59

Feel like I would. Thank

Brian: 25:03

you, man. Appreciate that.

Chrissy: 25:05

Oh my god. Well There is that. There is that.

Paul: 25:10

You know you don't know my real life.

Brian: 25:11

Get your number later.

Paul: 25:16

This podcast is getting extremely margain, margain as we go. Yeah. You

Brian: 25:21

gotta. It's Minnesota.

Chrissy: 25:22

It's Minnesota. This

Paul: 25:23

is Why is Minnesota gonna be games? It's probably in Iowa. Take my gosh. No.

Brian: 25:28

No. There's nothing games. There's just cornfields there.

Chrissy: 25:31

I'm going to Wefest Really? And I'm trying to get ahold of him because I know he's there. And he answers the phone. I'm like, where are you at? All this is what I get.

Chrissy: 25:41

A ball's deep in some bitch. I'm like, what is wait.

Brian: 25:46

That's how it started?

Chrissy: 25:47

Yeah. That's how it started.

Paul: 25:49

Okay. How does end?

Chrissy: 25:52

I don't know. Well

Paul: 25:53

Yeah. Neither did she.

Chrissy: 25:54

Mike ended up in a tent with a girl.

Brian: 25:56

Oh, man.

Chrissy: 25:57

That was how it ended. Wow. Story? Yeah.

Brian: 26:02

I like how you just got right to the point.

Paul: 26:03

That story's never gonna die.

Chrissy: 26:05

It will ever die. Congratulations.

Paul: 26:08

Oh, No.

Chrissy: 26:22

No. I know better. He was just a drunk and pas Mike

Brian: 26:26

was fucking

Paul: 26:27

white girl wasted and Oh, man. Trying to talk this girl out of my tent, and he was so drunk he couldn't fucking keep his eyelids open. And I can already see what happened. This chick has got a yap that goes for fucking. And Mike's like, yep.

Paul: 26:41

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. I got

Chrissy: 26:43

I had already kicked her out once.

Paul: 26:45

And then she's still talking, and Mike's fucking passed the buck out, and then Beauty

Chrissy: 26:48

just gave up.

Paul: 26:49

Yeah. And then he'd come and be like, what the fuck?

Chrissy: 26:54

We're kinda working around here, seeing her on the fire. All of a

Paul: 26:56

sudden, you

Chrissy: 26:56

go, where'd Mike go? I was like, I don't know. Where did he go? I went, oh, he went to go get that girl out of your tent because you had the other girl that you wanted to bring into the tent.

Paul: 27:04

Well, she likes to party and so did I. And so

Chrissy: 27:08

all of a sudden

Paul: 27:09

She wanted to take her pants off and so did I.

Chrissy: 27:12

Had her pants off.

Paul: 27:13

Well, she had her pants off On the truck. Yeah. She had her

Chrissy: 27:18

pants off on the truck.

Brian: 27:19

On the truck?

Paul: 27:20

That that has to be one of the most fucking fucked up stories ever. Do you fucking just be white girl wasted and then just talking to a chick? Like, you brought that chick. I did. She was sitting on my buddy's, like, Lincoln, and he was like, get this chick off the side of my truck.

Paul: 27:41

It's brand new. I'm like, I don't fucking even know her. And I'm fucking drunk.

Brian: 27:45

And then

Chrissy: 27:45

Next day her skirt's up, her shitting her

Paul: 27:48

wearing a skirt. Yeah. I know. She said something. Someone was talking shit and I'm like, I'd eat your pussy like shrimp fried rice.

Paul: 27:56

And she's like, bullshit. Takes her panties off and just flips them into the crowd, shitting on the side of this thing like this. And I'm like, and then He's dead. And then that's it. And she took your hoodie.

Paul: 28:15

Yeah. Fuck, bitch. Show my hoodie. Me. I love you too.

Paul: 28:18

That's the only one that's the only thing I wanted out of real life. I didn't even wanna talk about that.

Chrissy: 28:24

Oh, man.

Paul: 28:25

I lost the fucking hoodie. That's the second greatest fucking hoodie I've ever had.

Chrissy: 28:29

Yeah. Frontier liquor hoodie. I know.

Paul: 28:31

It's all your fault. You should've never fucking brought that

Chrissy: 28:33

I tried find you. She knew where the Old Field was.

Paul: 28:37

Oh, jeez.

Chrissy: 28:38

All you know.

Paul: 28:39

It would've never happened. You two are. Thought knew where

Chrissy: 28:41

Old Field is, which

Paul: 28:43

is the

Chrissy: 28:43

name of the campground. Old Field's Oh, I know right where that is. That's how I found him.

Paul: 28:48

Yep. That's how she

Brian: 28:49

found us. You guys are awesome. That is hilarious.

Chrissy: 28:53

So let's talk about your brother, Jake. Now how is Jake? Older? Younger?

Brian: 28:58

Yep. Older.

Chrissy: 28:58

He's older.

Paul: 29:00

The oldest? The young? Or How much older? How many do you have older than the brother?

Chrissy: 29:05

He's the third youngest, he said.

Brian: 29:07

I am? Yep. And then it goes, Jake is third.

Chrissy: 29:10

He's third oldest. Yep. Okay.

Paul: 29:12

Third oldest. Yep. So I'm gonna just

Chrissy: 29:14

tell what your brother said. For starters, I would like to let you know he's definitely one of the most kindhearted and family oriented people out there. He constantly goes out of his way to help people, whether he's busy or not. He recently just helped me move to Eau Claire with my family.

Brian: 29:30

Oh.

Chrissy: 29:30

I was injured and short on health, and he dropped everything to do with heavy lifting, literally. A fun fact about Brian is that he's one of the few people I've encountered that need to have Halloween decorations up year round. What's up with that? What? So you do like the spooky movies.

Paul: 29:46

I do.

Chrissy: 29:47

So you are a Halloween freak.

Brian: 29:48

Yep. I like spooky season. Okay.

Paul: 29:50

So your time. Do you got those? So I got a good friend, John Grubbs and his wife, and they already started. Went in Oh,

Chrissy: 30:01

Decorating for Halloween.

Paul: 30:02

They they have these nine or 12 foot fucking skeletons.

Brian: 30:06

I gotta get that next.

Paul: 30:07

That's not got he's got, like, two of them in his front yard with the lights that light them up, and he's got, like, some wicked ass fucking scarecrow

Brian: 30:15

Oh, yeah.

Paul: 30:16

Witch looking fucking weird thing. And I'm like Yeah. What the? I'm like, you're you're dude, you're like, you're a couple months early. I don't know if you know this, but Yeah.

Chrissy: 30:24

No. I'm not thinking about fall right now. I'm gonna say I'm not doing enough.

Brian: 30:28

When is it valid for you? Is it September? Then you're

Chrissy: 30:31

I cry when fall comes because I know what's coming after.

Paul: 30:34

Yeah.

Chrissy: 30:35

It's not that I dislike fall, but I despise winter. Despise it. I don't ice fish. I don't snowmobile. I don't ski.

Chrissy: 30:46

I don't ice ski. I do nothing. You need

Paul: 30:49

to get into something. Like what? Ice fishing. Dude, ice fishing How

Chrissy: 30:53

boring is that? Snowboarding.

Paul: 30:55

Shut up. I could I would like to try that. Hey. Ice fishing, you sit in a fucking hut.

Chrissy: 31:00

I know.

Paul: 31:00

That's like seventy, eighty degrees. You got your fucking big screen.

Chrissy: 31:03

And you drink. Can do that in my living room. Yes.

Paul: 31:06

Well

Chrissy: 31:07

I don't eat fish. Why would I fucking kill them?

Paul: 31:09

Give it to me.

Brian: 31:10

I'm a homebody as well.

Paul: 31:11

Yeah. Or just sit out there and listen to rattle reels. It gets you excited. You're like, what's what's

Chrissy: 31:16

What? Can't do

Paul: 31:18

a Yeah. You'll get excited. I promise you.

Chrissy: 31:20

You listen to rap music?

Paul: 31:21

You can listen to whatever the fuck you want. You can listen to his fucking songs.

Brian: 31:25

Oh, yeah.

Paul: 31:26

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Play them on Spotify. You'll get more views. Mhmm.

Brian: 31:29

Oh, heck. Yeah. Yeah. I need to get a Spotify next.

Chrissy: 31:32

I don't

Paul: 31:32

know what Yeah.

Chrissy: 31:33

This is gonna be on Spotify.

Brian: 31:34

Oh, sweet.

Paul: 31:35

So you're Mhmm.

Brian: 31:36

Thank you.

Chrissy: 31:37

Which our Spotify is, like, blowing up.

Brian: 31:39

See, it's meant to be. I just needed you guys.

Chrissy: 31:41

Yeah. Our Apple Podcast and our Spotify Podcast is, like, actually really doing

Paul: 31:46

Dude, I need to figure out

Chrissy: 31:47

10 times more than YouTube.

Paul: 31:49

You sent me something, and I wanted to be able to send it to, like, all the people in my what is that? Messenger? Yeah. Where's, like, a click all button so I can just click everyone in my fucking and then just send it to all of them. I'll send it to you.

Paul: 32:03

Instead of you and I need you to show me how to do it so I don't have to, like, click on each Yeah. Individual fuck because it's, like, it's never gonna happen. I'm so stupid when it comes to, like, fucking Spotify, YouTube That's alright. Facebook. Maybe I'm not ready to fucking shit handle all that.

Chrissy: 32:22

Yeah. It does get a little difficult.

Paul: 32:24

But then I'm like, oh, I gotta push this shit, and I don't know.

Chrissy: 32:26

So what's your favorite Halloween

Brian: 32:28

movie? Like Oh, man.

Chrissy: 32:31

Or scary movie. That doesn't have to be

Brian: 32:32

Halloween, but

Chrissy: 32:33

scary movie. I know mine.

Brian: 32:35

I love What? Growing up, like, I loved Beetlejuice.

Chrissy: 32:39

Yes. That's not even though scary though. That's comedy. He dressed as

Brian: 32:47

out of you. Can you do the voice? No. Can't. Not that good.

Chrissy: 32:53

No? I don't know. Try.

Brian: 32:54

Try? I don't know if I can, though.

Paul: 32:56

On the spot. Fucking let's see it.

Brian: 32:58

On the spot? No. I don't know if

Paul: 33:00

I can.

Brian: 33:00

No. I can do a couple of impressions. Maybe we can do that later.

Chrissy: 33:03

Okay. All right. We'll do that. Game.

Brian: 33:05

No. Beetlejuice Bet? And then like Bet, bro. And then don't be sus. Bet.

Chrissy: 33:10

Don't be sus.

Paul: 33:12

And then Nobody says that.

Brian: 33:14

You know what else?

Chrissy: 33:14

You just did.

Paul: 33:15

What else is good? Sucks.

Brian: 33:16

Watching like okay. Monster House? You know that one.

Chrissy: 33:19

Monster House?

Brian: 33:20

Yeah. The animated? No? Oh, like the cartoon?

Chrissy: 33:23

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thought it's cartoon.

Paul: 33:25

I thought it was just called monsters.

Brian: 33:27

Yeah. Or yeah. And then, like he,

Chrissy: 33:29

like, opens up and eats shit.

Brian: 33:32

But, no, like, like

Chrissy: 33:33

whole house, and the old man and his wife is, like, underneath the house. Cartoon, though?

Brian: 33:37

Yeah. Yeah.

Chrissy: 33:39

Yeah. I wouldn't have lost I don't know. Yeah.

Brian: 33:42

That was like my childhood. I love it.

Chrissy: 33:43

But I'm talking like horror movies.

Paul: 33:45

Horror. Yeah. Horrors. I was horror. Not horror.

Paul: 33:49

Horror.

Brian: 33:49

Horror. Right.

Paul: 33:50

They lost me.

Brian: 33:51

Right. Yeah.

Chrissy: 33:51

Evil dead. I like that one.

Brian: 33:53

Yeah. Obviously, you got Michael, Jason, Freddie. Right?

Paul: 33:56

Yeah. But I would say, I've

Brian: 33:59

always liked Signs. Do you remember that

Chrissy: 34:01

one? Signs?

Brian: 34:03

Yeah. No? And then Jake likes that one too.

Paul: 34:06

What is it called?

Brian: 34:07

Signs, an alien movie? With Mel Gibson.

Chrissy: 34:11

Oh, I love Mel Gibson.

Paul: 34:12

Oh, wait. For sure. What year is that? 02/2002. Oh, yeah.

Paul: 34:15

And I don't think I've already seen that.

Chrissy: 34:17

Kevin Spaulding, man.

Paul: 34:19

Oh. Dude.

Chrissy: 34:20

You get the that whole trilogy. Oh my god. That's like I just wanted favorite.

Paul: 34:27

Oh, that's

Chrissy: 34:28

devil's rejects.

Paul: 34:28

When you when you have

Chrissy: 34:30

That was my favorite movie.

Brian: 34:31

I know. Like, did last

Chrissy: 34:32

summer. Movie.

Brian: 34:33

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, that stuff's good.

Paul: 34:34

Well, when you got Bo and his dad fucking dressed

Chrissy: 34:37

Oh, yeah.

Paul: 34:37

Captain Noel.

Chrissy: 34:38

So we all dressed. Now my really, really, really good friend are he looks fucking just like Captain Spaulding. All those ugly teeth or whatever. Yeah. Booyah.

Paul: 34:49

Dressed him up. If he puts the fucking

Chrissy: 34:51

Have you seen the movie? Right? The devil's rejects? Yeah. Yep.

Chrissy: 34:54

So we dressed up as the devil's rejects one year for Halloween, actually. Oh. When I very first met Mike at his Halloween party. And, yeah, he would he make the best Captain's Nice. Call thing

Brian: 35:05

Yep. Yep. And then there's like 13 ghosts and all those.

Paul: 35:08

I think heard any

Chrissy: 35:09

of these. Really? Okay. I don't really

Brian: 35:11

watch them. And then like, I appreciate like Scream and then Yep. Yeah. Of the Friday the thirteenth. However, it gets to be kind of the same plot.

Paul: 35:20

Repetitive. Yeah. Repetitive.

Brian: 35:22

The guy with the machete goes goes to get the teenagers. The Yeah. Or like wrong turn. Those are freaky.

Chrissy: 35:31

Yeah.

Brian: 35:31

Yeah. Good ones.

Chrissy: 35:32

Wrong turn. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Really?

Chrissy: 35:35

What was the one you guys were talking about? Because you and Brandon were talking about, weren't you? With the tow truck guy? Just Jeepers Oh, Creepers?

Paul: 35:44

Oh, yeah.

Brian: 35:45

That one's awesome.

Paul: 35:46

That one, yeah, but we the one that we were actually talking about was Harold and Kumar. Who's that? It's it's it's stoner movie. Oh. Where did they go to?

Paul: 35:55

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Chrissy: 35:57

Oh, god.

Paul: 35:58

Oh, Fucking I alert, dude. It's this dude's got boils on his face, and they will give you the heebie jeebies just watching it, but yeah, dude.

Chrissy: 36:08

How do you decorate your house for Halloween? Now do you have your own home? Do you rent?

Paul: 36:13

Do have any

Brian: 36:14

I just rent. Yep.

Chrissy: 36:15

Do you rent? Okay. Apartment or It a

Brian: 36:18

is a house. Okay. It was an apartment a couple years ago, but it's been a house now for two years.

Chrissy: 36:22

Oh, okay.

Brian: 36:22

And, yeah, it's I got like these skeletons. What do they call You

Chrissy: 36:26

get animal trauma. Decorating?

Brian: 36:28

Oh, yeah. And then cobwebs, and then just like little Fucking music

Paul: 36:32

and shit.

Brian: 36:32

Yeah. And then I got like I got like singing string lights and stuff.

Chrissy: 36:36

So do you dress up every year?

Brian: 36:37

Yeah. Do. Go out? Love to dress

Paul: 36:39

up.

Chrissy: 36:39

You do? Yeah. What's your favorite costume?

Brian: 36:42

I got a few freaky ones. I got like a grim reaper, and I got like a werewolf, and then I also got like a Spider Man suit. Granted, I'm a grown man with a Spider Man suit.

Chrissy: 36:53

That's okay.

Brian: 36:53

That's Alright. That's a little

Chrissy: 36:55

As long as you're only wearing around Halloween

Paul: 36:57

Yep. As long as it's

Chrissy: 36:58

only Halloween. And we're good.

Brian: 37:00

And only because people have told me that I look like Tom Holland a little bit, so I don't

Paul: 37:04

Who's that?

Chrissy: 37:05

Who's Tom Holland? He's Spider Man.

Brian: 37:07

Spider Man.

Paul: 37:07

Because he that plays Spider Man.

Chrissy: 37:09

The original Spider Man.

Paul: 37:10

Do you see it?

Chrissy: 37:11

Not Matt. I'm old, though.

Paul: 37:14

Oh, You're so fucking The original.

Brian: 37:16

Like like like Toby.

Paul: 37:18

There's a

Brian: 37:18

That's a good Spider

Paul: 37:19

Toby McQuarney.

Brian: 37:21

Yeah. That was that was your

Chrissy: 37:22

So there was another one that was after that that played Spider Man?

Brian: 37:26

There was Andrew Garfield and then Tom Holland.

Chrissy: 37:29

Oh, okay.

Brian: 37:29

We got three Spider Man.

Chrissy: 37:31

Well, we'll have to look up Tom Holland, if you look like him.

Brian: 37:33

Okay. Yeah.

Paul: 37:34

Well, just You were side by side.

Chrissy: 37:35

Was saying these guys were saying he looked like people, and I didn't think he looked like either one of them.

Brian: 37:40

Oh, sure. So Do you have a celebrity lookalike?

Chrissy: 37:43

Me? I don't know. I've been told Carmen Electra years ago. I've been told god. Who's that one?

Chrissy: 37:52

There's a singer. No. I'm talking I I was in my twenties

Paul: 37:57

when

Chrissy: 37:57

I was told this. And I actually do agree with the one. I can't think of her name, though. Damn it. Put me on the spot.

Brian: 38:04

Yeah. Right? Right?

Chrissy: 38:05

They're supposed to be asking me questions. Yeah. Right. Taylor Dane.

Brian: 38:10

Taylor Dane.

Chrissy: 38:11

Taylor Dane.

Paul: 38:12

Okay. She's sing.

Chrissy: 38:13

Oh, god. Taylor to my heart. Oh.

Paul: 38:18

One? That's who that

Chrissy: 38:18

is? Yes.

Paul: 38:19

No shit. I love it. That's a popular song.

Chrissy: 38:21

Taylor Dane back, I wanna say I was in my early twenties. I would get them all the time.

Paul: 38:26

Oh, because I was kind

Chrissy: 38:27

of punk rocky back in the eighties, you know, and so was she. Kind of like the the early Madonna era.

Brian: 38:34

Right. Right. Yeah.

Chrissy: 38:35

I would get Taylor Dane a lot.

Brian: 38:37

That era was Madonna, Cindy Lauper, like all that.

Paul: 38:39

Yeah.

Brian: 38:39

Yep. That's cool.

Chrissy: 38:41

And then I would get the who else would I I would get Heather, some chick from the fall guy. Heather something or other.

Brian: 38:47

Oh, okay.

Chrissy: 38:48

I've heard several different things. Some I agree with. Some I are thinking ridiculous.

Paul: 38:53

Bitch. I don't agree. Right.

Chrissy: 38:57

How about you, Polly? Have you ever had anybody say you look like anybody famous?

Paul: 39:00

Not that I can remember. No.

Chrissy: 39:02

No? No? You're pretty distinctive on your look. Yeah. Your look changes so much, though.

Chrissy: 39:08

Oh, when when I do this Beard or no beard.

Paul: 39:10

Fucking weird shit. Like, I'll do, like, fucking these triangle sideburns or, like, completely shaped like, I look completely different shape.

Chrissy: 39:19

Yeah. Does. Yeah. Why do you wear a beard, by the way? You're so handsome.

Paul: 39:24

I like a beard mostly for, like, the wintertime.

Chrissy: 39:27

I feel like beards are for ugly people. Oh.

Paul: 39:31

I don't know. Like, I look

Chrissy: 39:32

because you're good looking.

Paul: 39:33

Honestly, I was just telling Brittany, I'm like, I think I'm gonna let fucking Maddie and Jagan fucking shave my It's either my head or my beard is gonna go one or the other. Not your head. But I've always wanted to have a beard, like a long beard and a shaved head. Never Really? Yeah.

Paul: 39:52

Never I've in never 40, I've never shaved my head. So it's like, I kinda wanna do it, see what but I gotta I know.

Chrissy: 39:59

Have time, you'll go bald naturally.

Paul: 40:01

Yeah. That's that's kinda why I wanna shave the motherfucker. Just let it go. Yeah.

Brian: 40:07

And this will keep growing out.

Paul: 40:08

Just I said, what if it grows back? What

Chrissy: 40:13

if it doesn't? Grow back.

Paul: 40:14

I give a fuck.

Chrissy: 40:15

Yeah. I don't even Beard girl back. I fulfilled my dream. Yeah.

Brian: 40:21

Yeah. Exactly.

Paul: 40:23

I've done what I needed to do. I don't know.

Chrissy: 40:25

So I hear Yes. Wisconsin Dells, and you see

Paul: 40:30

this To me.

Chrissy: 40:33

I laughed so fucking hard at.

Brian: 40:35

Yep. Yep.

Chrissy: 40:35

So it was your sister-in-law.

Brian: 40:38

Oh, yeah.

Chrissy: 40:38

They all went on a family trip to Wisconsin Dells.

Paul: 40:41

I don't know what the fuck is

Chrissy: 40:43

gonna be. It's hilarious. It is gross at the same time.

Paul: 40:47

It is. Like a family trip that

Chrissy: 40:49

was in Dallas. Family trip. They went to Wisconsin Dells, and, apparently Brian was taking a little bit longer in the bathroom Yeah. As a shared hotel room bathroom than what the rest of the family thought he should be taking. Not really sure what was going on in that bathroom, but

Brian: 41:07

A hot shower.

Chrissy: 41:08

A hot shower.

Paul: 41:09

Yeah, that's

Brian: 41:10

really I could spend ten hours in those things.

Chrissy: 41:12

Really? Relax. So

Brian: 41:15

Yeah. And then I have a girly regimen as well.

Paul: 41:18

A hot girl. So Do

Chrissy: 41:21

you say you

Paul: 41:21

have a hot girl regimen? Girly.

Brian: 41:23

But I like hot girl better.

Paul: 41:25

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to hot girl.

Chrissy: 41:26

This funny. You

Paul: 41:27

knew like fucking

Chrissy: 41:28

So his brother's wife, Rex.

Brian: 41:32

Yes.

Chrissy: 41:32

She wanted to play a practical joke on him.

Paul: 41:36

Yeah.

Chrissy: 41:36

So now you're in the room with your sister. Which sister are you sharing a room with?

Brian: 41:41

Oh, I think this would have been Kaylee.

Chrissy: 41:43

Kaylee? Yeah.

Brian: 41:44

Yeah. At the Dells.

Chrissy: 41:45

So so Brian and Kaylee are sharing a room at Wisconsin Dells. I don't know how the sister-in-law got involved in this, but they had a baby at the time.

Paul: 41:55

Who this?

Chrissy: 41:56

Brother and sister-in-law. They had a one year old baby at the time. She said, well, because he was taking so much time in the bathroom. She goes and he was in there for so long. We decided to take a poopy diaper and put it in his pillowcase.

Paul: 42:13

Oh, yeah. What?

Brian: 42:15

Yeah. Yeah.

Chrissy: 42:16

He has

Paul: 42:16

I would straight murder a fucking bitch.

Chrissy: 42:20

So goes to his room. So he goes to his room. Now he's sharing a room with his sister.

Paul: 42:24

Oh god. I would probably fucking

Chrissy: 42:27

thinks he keeps smelling the smell and he thinks that the sister is shitting her fucking mouth.

Paul: 42:33

That's right. I

Brian: 42:35

was like, who's farting?

Paul: 42:36

So so I'm imagining your, like, faces and all the way to the end where the

Chrissy: 42:41

What did what did you do? Tell the story. What did you do? When you couldn't take it anymore and you thought your sister was gassing up the room, what did you do?

Brian: 42:50

Yeah. Well, yeah. At that point, then I thought I was like, alright. I just gotta bury my face in this pillow, and that will that will mask the smell. It only got worse.

Brian: 43:01

And then I felt something mushy through the pillowcase.

Paul: 43:05

Oh my god.

Brian: 43:06

I was like, what?

Chrissy: 43:07

He's like, good god. There's stoops. And he's like, burying his face. Face? And

Brian: 43:11

I was like, it's worse. Why is it worse?

Paul: 43:14

It's getting worse. It's getting worse. I don't know what's happening. She

Chrissy: 43:18

got you so good.

Paul: 43:19

Oh my

Chrissy: 43:20

god. That was so fun.

Brian: 43:22

Yeah. I'm

Chrissy: 43:23

like, this family is awesome. I love this.

Paul: 43:26

Yeah. Fucking savage.

Chrissy: 43:28

Yeah. It was pretty fucking. I love it.

Brian: 43:30

Yeah. Jennifer. She's yeah.

Chrissy: 43:31

That was Jennifer?

Brian: 43:32

Yeah. She's character.

Chrissy: 43:34

Holy shit. Family is pretty fucking funny.

Brian: 43:36

Yeah. Like,

Chrissy: 43:37

I have to say. And

Brian: 43:38

they Thirties.

Paul: 43:39

Mhmm. Bunch of shifty motherfuckers there. They're fucking Yeah. Fuck. Definitely.

Chrissy: 43:44

That was genius. Dude, I would have ever thought of that. Yeah. I wouldn't have.

Paul: 43:49

I don't have kids. I would have never thought of that.

Chrissy: 43:51

So did you ever no. Are you a prankster? Did you ever follow a suit and get her back ever?

Brian: 43:58

I never did.

Chrissy: 43:59

You never did.

Paul: 43:59

Uh-uh. Dude, if I would've been you, I would've shit in her fucking pillowcase and left it there. Like, on

Brian: 44:05

her Yeah.

Paul: 44:05

Like, shit in the pillowcase. Pillow in there and then left the shit on So the bottom when she fucking buries her head in there, it just seeps through the pillow No worries. In her eyes.

Brian: 44:17

Yeah. So thank you for reminding me, but I gotta get her back.

Chrissy: 44:19

Thank you for reminding me.

Brian: 44:21

It's been a few years.

Chrissy: 44:22

This story was hilarious.

Paul: 44:23

It's fucking all my donkey Kong.

Chrissy: 44:26

Jenna Jenna is working for me. Watch your lot of this information. So Jenna got all of this information from me. I her and I were dying. Like, it's so funny.

Brian: 44:37

Good job, Jenna. Yeah.

Chrissy: 44:38

Good job, Jenna.

Brian: 44:38

She she was on it.

Chrissy: 44:39

Yep. She was on it.

Brian: 44:41

How you guys just took all the time to set this up. Wow.

Chrissy: 44:43

Yeah. Well, we spent a lot of time.

Paul: 44:45

Dude, they're they're a bunch of fucking creepers. Dive into your fucking background like none of you.

Chrissy: 44:50

Weird Hulk.

Brian: 44:50

Yeah. That's that's the best, though. With with the modern age, you can just Facebook stalk anyone. Right. Right.

Brian: 44:55

It's awesome. Right?

Chrissy: 44:57

We are trying cup water. What is this cup water? Lemon drop. Lemon drop. Lemon drop in a can.

Chrissy: 45:05

They're gonna give it a whirl. Martini? It is a Martini. Well, a lemon drop is a shot typically, but here's a here's

Paul: 45:12

guarantee you this is gonna be balls deep as the

Chrissy: 45:15

It's gonna be strong

Brian: 45:16

as Paws deep. There you go.

Paul: 45:17

I mean strong.

Brian: 45:19

That's the core of the night, man.

Paul: 45:23

Oh, I'll take six. Holy fuck. It's good. I'll take all six

Brian: 45:28

of them.

Chrissy: 45:28

Yeah. Definitely not as good as like a shot would be.

Brian: 45:32

The right

Chrissy: 45:32

There's no sugar. Yeah. But this with the shot, you get a sugar

Paul: 45:36

Yeah. Risk. The only reason it's not that good is because you don't get the sugar. Otherwise, this is fought the fuck.

Chrissy: 45:43

It is, kind of. Yeah.

Brian: 45:44

That's the right zing.

Chrissy: 45:46

Right zing.

Paul: 45:47

Like, lick that fucking rim and fucking sugar it, and then and then take that shot. Done. Yeah. Done. Done.

Paul: 45:55

That's it. Done, son.

Chrissy: 45:58

It's good. It's fucking can

Paul: 46:00

cry at random. Yeah.

Chrissy: 46:02

But what what do you do?

Paul: 46:02

It actually is really good.

Chrissy: 46:03

It's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah.

Brian: 46:06

Heck yeah.

Paul: 46:06

Don't know what sugar is really good.

Chrissy: 46:07

You're doing it all wrong. Yeah.

Paul: 46:10

Maddie? Is that I give

Chrissy: 46:12

it an

Paul: 46:13

eight. What?

Chrissy: 46:15

I give it a 10. I like it.

Paul: 46:16

Push that button and put your finger

Brian: 46:18

on it. That's a freaking zapper she's got?

Paul: 46:20

Yeah. Yep. Oh. So you

Brian: 46:25

can just murder the Yep. That is awesome. I need one.

Paul: 46:29

Does he do the that

Chrissy: 46:31

thing like ten minutes. We'll see if it leaves a little residue. Yeah.

Paul: 46:35

You to hold that fucker wide open. Can we hold my hand on it? No. Just get your hand Electric wide open and no. Don't put your hand on it.

Paul: 46:44

You're get shot for shit. Yeah. Like that. Woah. Oh.

Chrissy: 46:48

Running it. That

Brian: 46:51

is awesome.

Paul: 46:51

It'll it'll set a fire on some bug. Get it, girl.

Brian: 46:57

That is awesome.

Paul: 46:59

Those things are fucking You know, my mom and dad just bought some, and they got, like, a blue light that attracts bugs. Yeah. Like, remember those big hanging fucking

Brian: 47:10

Oh, yeah. Hanging zappers?

Paul: 47:11

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like that, but it's like those. It's got a blue light, and then it turns on electrical thing when it sits in a pocket, and the thing just zaps all day long.

Paul: 47:22

They are the fucking bestest.

Chrissy: 47:25

Have seen purple ones hanging from people's porches?

Paul: 47:27

Yeah. That's exactly what it is, but it's

Chrissy: 47:30

Like a little cage?

Paul: 47:31

They have no. They have them like that where you can set them in holsters, and they do the same thing. And they got they got a blue light, and they do the same thing with the with the electric. Oh, they're bomb as fuck.

Chrissy: 47:44

Sounds like an eagle.

Paul: 47:45

Yeah. I should have fucking new link in the bio. However you do that shit.

Chrissy: 47:53

Linked in the bio. Didn't he just leave leave?

Paul: 47:56

Yeah. Yeah. Sounds Getting laid. Alright.