The Wildest Things Ever Thrown On Stage/Episode 10/ Part 3

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Chrissy:

So woman. What's the woman situation? Oh. Single? No girlfriends?

Brian:

Single right now. K.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Looking?

Brian:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

Yeah? Yeah. No. Are you a married do you think you're a marriage type guy? Because, Nellie, you're talking about your he had told me prior to this that he wants to get on, like, a cruise ship.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Seeing your music like That's

Paul:

like your end goal kind of fucking game point you wanna be on.

Brian:

Yeah. I think so.

Paul:

So you

Chrissy:

gotta find something No.

Brian:

Why on

Chrissy:

a cruise ship just because of the traveling part

Paul:

of it?

Brian:

Yeah, the traveling and then the music or the performer aspects, the traveling. And maybe just focus on performing right now and settle down later perhaps.

Chrissy:

Yes.

Brian:

But I yeah. Down the road, I see myself being a marriage guy.

Chrissy:

Okay.

Paul:

For sure. You kids?

Brian:

Yeah. I think that'd be great. You're 27.

Chrissy:

Yep. Well, obviously, he's not doing it anytime soon. So now you mentioned that you had a girlfriend for a couple of years.

Paul:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

Have you had girlfriends since then or you've just been kinda riding out a single life since then?

Brian:

Yeah. Yeah. Then one other relationship in between that. And so, yeah, otherwise kinda riding it out or maybe maybe, I don't know. I'm just kind

Paul:

of What's your what's I was just gonna say, what's your ideal ideal chick?

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Paul:

Does it sound like Kelly or Katie or

Brian:

Someone super

Paul:

Whatever her name is.

Chrissy:

That's his sister.

Paul:

No. No. Her his friend.

Chrissy:

Oh, Kelly. Kelly. Kelly. Yeah.

Paul:

I feel like Kelly's a fucking candidate.

Brian:

I think so?

Paul:

I feel like it.

Chrissy:

Sometimes your best friend

Brian:

is.

Paul:

It depends. Yeah. That's

Chrissy:

hey. Is she married?

Brian:

No. No. Does she

Paul:

have kids? No. Does she want kids?

Brian:

I haven't asked her that.

Paul:

What the fuck? You're already ready.

Chrissy:

You're already ready.

Brian:

No. I yeah. Someone kind, compassionate.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Have you ever considered Kelly?

Brian:

Yeah. I mean yeah. I I I don't know.

Chrissy:

Go call him out.

Brian:

Call me out. I feel

Paul:

like that's bullshit. I feel like you've

Brian:

I try to

Paul:

you've thought about it.

Chrissy:

We're Well, I do believe you should always marry your best friend.

Paul:

Do you to?

Chrissy:

There's a con yes.

Brian:

That's good advice.

Chrissy:

100%.

Brian:

I think

Chrissy:

I don't think that if you are gonna tell somebody

Paul:

Yeah. Don't

Chrissy:

tell the person that's your best friend that you look to do everything with at any point in time that you wanna tell everything to, like like, that is your person. Like, that is who Yeah. Who's better to marry than that, you know?

Brian:

Right. So And I would say some days it's like single life works better in some ways to do my travel and music and then other days you wish you really were in a relationship.

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Brian:

I guess I have both but maybe that's normal.

Chrissy:

Now are your siblings all married or is there some married, some

Brian:

not? They all are except for two of us.

Chrissy:

Okay.

Brian:

Me and my brother Colby.

Chrissy:

The youngest?

Brian:

Yeah. The baby.

Chrissy:

So you're

Paul:

you two are the only that are not married?

Brian:

Yep. Yep. That are

Chrissy:

So do women at, like, some of the concerts I mean, I know you play for an elderly an elderly

Brian:

group. Right.

Chrissy:

For the most part. Yeah. Want

Paul:

to play just fucking knock them down their boots and fucking hug over your cabin

Brian:

or what? I've heard that a lot. A lot of a lot of 70 year old women say, if I was

Chrissy:

50 years younger years younger. Yeah.

Brian:

And I say, well, I appreciate that. Yeah. And I was like, but but if she's got, you know, a big house and

Chrissy:

Five quarters.

Brian:

Yeah. Then I might yeah. Might as well consider that.

Chrissy:

I would. Hell, yeah.

Paul:

No. I would. That sounds like a lot of work.

Chrissy:

A lot of work? No. That's, like, less work. Work smarter, not harder. Right?

Brian:

Yeah. Yeah.

Chrissy:

This is so funny. Has everyone ever called you the king in bed? Oh.

Brian:

You're, that's a great question. No. No. Nobody ever has.

Chrissy:

Thank Chad, GPT for giving me that. Was like, you're bilateral with it.

Paul:

That fucking app is great.

Chrissy:

I love it.

Paul:

How do

Chrissy:

you not?

Brian:

Yeah. No. Nobody has.

Paul:

Dude, if I was you, I'd be like, I'm the king of

Brian:

I'm not worthy of

Chrissy:

that title. What's the weirdest thing any fan has given you? Like, has there been any weird

Paul:

Or And

Chrissy:

I'm assuming that at the nursing homes, you're getting panties thrown at you or anything like that like Elvis Only

Brian:

one pair of

Paul:

panties. Shut up.

Chrissy:

You did get one pair?

Paul:

At a nursing home? Where?

Brian:

At a nursing home? At a at a legion. Oh. Sorry.

Paul:

Thought it was at a nursing home.

Chrissy:

It's kinda sorta the same. Feel like it's almost It's pretty close.

Brian:

Well well, nursing home probably would have been a diaper. Right?

Paul:

Oh, no. As long as you're waiting for it, don't think so.

Chrissy:

Well, you had

Brian:

a diaper

Paul:

in your

Chrissy:

snow already.

Brian:

Yeah. Yeah. I already had that. I already had that in my face. No.

Brian:

One pair of panties.

Chrissy:

What? Did you really get a pair of panties?

Chrissy:

Yeah. They really Yeah. Yep.

Paul:

You had a baby.

Brian:

And then I,

Chrissy:

know, put them

Brian:

on my head. No. I'm just kidding. God. Wish you could

Paul:

fucking be a hustle.

Chrissy:

Oh, god. You'd be the biggest man whore ever.

Paul:

Yeah. I am.

Brian:

That's not really my thing.

Chrissy:

Not a man whore?

Brian:

Mm-mm. Not not yet.

Chrissy:

No. You're a nice you're a nice boy. I like this one.

Brian:

I I

Paul:

like this fucking asshole.

Brian:

No. Mister mister Paulsby.

Chrissy:

Weird things that fans have given you other than panties? Like

Paul:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

Any weird Are you are you to the point where you never send autographs any place that you go to?

Brian:

I've only signed two things, I think.

Paul:

Oh, really? Not very often. I recognize you.

Brian:

It made me feel really special.

Paul:

People recognize you.

Brian:

Yeah. A couple times.

Chrissy:

I did a calendar at my liquor store. Well, Paulie has a picture.

Brian:

Oh. He has

Chrissy:

a calendar hanging up. Yeah. I was asked to sign a few of those before.

Brian:

Oh, yeah. Yeah. When you get a following, people like a local celebrity. Yeah. People do that.

Brian:

I've had a few phone numbers. What else?

Chrissy:

What is Throwing at you?

Brian:

Yeah. What is a strange thing, I think. I don't know.

Paul:

You know, feel like

Brian:

you I've have given away things.

Chrissy:

You've given away things like what?

Brian:

Like what? Like the sparkly jacket I wore during

Chrissy:

a Oh,

Brian:

okay. I would give that to Oh,

Paul:

like your shoes?

Brian:

Yep. And I would give those sometimes too. Really? But mostly my jackets. If there was, like, somebody who was really into

Paul:

Who do

Chrissy:

you even buy these sparkly jackets?

Brian:

Amazon, like, $20.

Chrissy:

Alright.

Brian:

And so if they would love it, I figured that would be special.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Absolutely. 100%.

Brian:

And, you know, so they And

Chrissy:

you're not Elvis, obviously. Nobody But is you kind of give that feeling of of you know, especially to some of the elderly people that you play for. I would imagine they get that feeling and that Well, to remember, listen.

Paul:

Yeah, dude.

Brian:

Fucking Yeah.

Paul:

I don't even listen to a lot of that whole shit, but just listening to him, like Like I said, I talked to Christy, I'm like, is this gonna be like he's gonna show up and he's gonna be he's gonna fucking put on his fucking music, and it's not gonna sound like

Chrissy:

this motherfucker. I don't know.

Chrissy:

And then

Paul:

all of a sudden, you fucking do it. I'm like, ah, motherfucker. This dude legit sounds like fucking awesome.

Brian:

Well, thank you.

Paul:

What do I do?

Chrissy:

You have a beautiful

Paul:

Dude, you do. You're Oh, thank you. Fuck. I don't know. I don't even know how you're

Chrissy:

So you would do a duet with anybody? Fucking Who would you pick?

Brian:

That's a really good question. I like to duet a lot with my sister, Mary. She's a good singer as well.

Chrissy:

Now what does Mary sing? Does she do fifties

Paul:

and sixties? What's her or

Chrissy:

does she like a different

Brian:

Yeah. She's country.

Chrissy:

She's country. Like, who's

Paul:

Have you ever done anything with her?

Brian:

Yeah. Yep. A few shows. I've had her sing at my shows a few times.

Paul:

So there's some we could maybe look up and hear that?

Brian:

Yeah. Otherwise, she likes to do How

Chrissy:

do you guys start a group? Like, a group.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Should.

Chrissy:

As a I mean, you guys Why all have this not?

Brian:

Yeah. Yeah. I think she likes Kelsey Bellerini and stuff.

Chrissy:

Oh, Kelsey Bellerini. Yes. Dude,

Paul:

the fucking talent, you know? Like I said, I fucking talked to Christine. I'm like, alright. Is this gonna be, like, the fucking shit where he shows up and he's fucking auto tuning everything?

Brian:

Auto tuning? Yeah.

Paul:

And then I'm just like, is this really and then all of a sudden, fucking think I'm like, what the fuck?

Brian:

Well, thank you.

Paul:

Dude, same so my girlfriend, Britney, right, I showed her I showed her a picture of you.

Brian:

Oh, yeah.

Paul:

And I'm like, hey. From here from here up, what do you think he sings? And then I played it on on that speaker, and she's like

Chrissy:

I know. We all did that. The fuck. We all

Chrissy:

did that.

Paul:

Yes. It's

Chrissy:

I had to go get Mike. Mike was outside. I'm like, like, you have to come over Yeah.

Paul:

Know, dude. Yeah. It is your voice is just, like, like your range, same thing. I hate to Yeah. Kind of suck your dick on this, but fuck, dude.

Paul:

It's just fucking It's it's bomb as fuck.

Brian:

Thanks, man.

Paul:

Every aspect of it. You are fucking legit fucking

Brian:

I appreciate that.

Paul:

Yeah. Like like I said, you you think you turn on a fucking speaker. Right?

Brian:

Like I

Paul:

said, you're like, oh, this anyone can turn on a speaker and fucking auto tune this shit,

Chrissy:

and we'll play with it and see what else sounds like.

Paul:

And I'm like, he comes up here. He doesn't have no auto tune. No nothing. Bluetooth

Chrissy:

not even working.

Brian:

Dude, yeah. His shit

Chrissy:

is Right.

Chrissy:

Yeah. He plays your shit. Off of a Bluetooth

Paul:

speaker that I have that connects my phone, and it sounds this good. I'm like, are you Good. Fucking serious right now?

Brian:

Yeah. We're we're pulling it off tonight.

Paul:

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. It's super fucking impressive.

Brian:

Well, thank you. Yeah. So I appreciate that.

Chrissy:

We're gonna have another song

Brian:

when you're

Chrissy:

ready to sing. Yeah.

Paul:

I gonna say, hope you go far or do whatever you get on that

Brian:

boat and

Paul:

fucking make whatever you wanna do fucking because you are legit fucking

Chrissy:

you wanna sing this time?

Brian:

Probably Take Good Care of My Baby

Chrissy:

Okay.

Brian:

As I sang to Sushi.

Paul:

Alright. Aw.

Chrissy:

Is that now you're gonna make me cry?

Paul:

Yeah. Was gonna sing so I hope not. I

Chrissy:

hope not. My tears are falling because you've taken her away. And though it really hurts me though, there's something that I've gotta say. Take good care of my baby. Please don't ever make her blue.

Chrissy:

Just tell her that you love her. Make sure you're thinking of her in everything you say and do. Take good care of my baby. Please don't ever make her cry. Just let your love surround I've been true, I know she'd never be with you.

Chrissy:

So take good care of my baby. Be just as kind as you can be. And if you should discover that you don't really love her, just send my baby back home to And if you should discover that you don't really love her, just send my baby back home to me.

Brian:

Thank you. Appreciate

Paul:

it.

Chrissy:

I can just picture your

Paul:

dog. Oh, yeah.

Brian:

Yeah. So sweet.

Chrissy:

Adoring eyes.

Brian:

Yeah. And and then you've dealt with that same

Paul:

Ugh.

Chrissy:

Yeah. It's painful. Me.

Brian:

Oh, I know. Yeah. Yep.

Chrissy:

It's coming up on August 26, three years that he passed away. And still cry all the time over it.

Brian:

Yeah. And what was his name? Ramon. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Brian:

Yep.

Chrissy:

The Mafia King. That boy.

Paul:

Oh, he was a fucking driller.

Chrissy:

A badass motherfucker. Yeah? Yeah. Did I rescued him from a guy that didn't want him, that said he was really stupid and was gonna shoot him.

Brian:

What? Yeah. No. It's not real life. Really?

Chrissy:

Yeah. Really?

Chrissy:

Yeah. He said if we hadn't came and got him, he would have

Chrissy:

shot him.

Brian:

Oh, man.

Chrissy:

And I'm like, what? Like, Mike and I looked at each other like, we already had eight dogs already. We didn't eat a fucking ninth one.

Brian:

Yeah. So

Chrissy:

I'm not leaving him here not after he said that. So we took them, and he ended up being my

Paul:

fell fucking in love with him. Fuck. How could you?

Chrissy:

He was just so fucking

Chrissy:

cool.

Chrissy:

Like, he like, the Fonz was cool. Yeah. Was like cool. He he just

Paul:

He was like a So cool. Like like, the owl

Chrissy:

was just

Paul:

kinda like a like a mellow fucking just

Chrissy:

cool on its own. Yeah.

Paul:

It wasn't it wasn't like a flashy, like, I didn't do this or that. It was just show up and fucking badass. Fucking cool.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Yeah. He didn't try to be. He didn't. He was just himself.

Chrissy:

Yep. But he just was

Paul:

a cool motherfucker. Just showed up and was badass.

Chrissy:

And he's didn't hurt that he was just jacked. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Paul:

That thing looked like he was on steroids on day one.

Chrissy:

Yeah. He had a shit start in life, but, boy, he had a good ending.

Paul:

Oh. He did?

Chrissy:

Yeah. It just ended too soon for all all of us. But

Paul:

How old was he?

Chrissy:

Only seven.

Brian:

Really? Yeah.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Yep.

Chrissy:

He was only seven, which is how you say, you know, it is what it is. But

Paul:

How's how old is Nova?

Chrissy:

Nova? Yeah. She's seven. Now she's seven.

Paul:

Yeah. She

Chrissy:

goes in for her surgery.

Paul:

She's probably got a fucking, what, another three to ten years or three to seven.

Chrissy:

I hope. You know? You don't know. Yeah. I I do what I can do

Paul:

to That's always with those fucking big dogs.

Chrissy:

Yeah. They're all large breed

Brian:

dogs. Yeah. You just

Paul:

So Yeah. Sure. It's it's always a guessing game with those little fuckers.

Brian:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

Should we do our drink mats? Yeah. Our Do you wanna

Chrissy:

do the

Chrissy:

Captain Morgan ones? Or Let's just go to the Pine Jack Oktoberfest. Pine Jack Oktoberfest. I literally have no information on it.

Brian:

Okay. Super good. Pine Jack.

Chrissy:

So it's an Oktoberfest beer.

Paul:

Where's the can?

Chrissy:

I don't know. Here we go. Let's try it.

Paul:

Yeah. Looks like a dark forest fucking IPA. I feel like it's an IPA.

Chrissy:

I think it's amazing.

Paul:

I don't

Chrissy:

You like it? I

Paul:

I guarantee it's an IPA now that you said that, you fucking dirty little fucking

Chrissy:

Jacktober.

Brian:

Yeah. That is really good. Oh.

Chrissy:

You like that? It's not too hoppy.

Paul:

You're too hoppy.

Brian:

Not too hoppy?

Chrissy:

This is your this is your October. This is your whole theme.

Chrissy:

Yep. Yep.

Chrissy:

The Jacktober.

Brian:

I like that.

Paul:

I I don't like it. I don't like it.

Brian:

It's got that for you.

Chrissy:

Hold for us.

Brian:

Is it is it IPA?

Chrissy:

Or what? Yeah.

Brian:

I'm not

Chrissy:

a big fan.

Paul:

Yep. No one likes it.

Chrissy:

You like it, though?

Brian:

Yeah. It's really good.

Paul:

Suck it, Trebek.

Chrissy:

I I gotta say, IP is already quite a taste. You either love it or you absolutely love There's no in between.

Brian:

I don't know.

Chrissy:

This is not my jam. What was hey. What was that one that we had last week?

Paul:

There was

Chrissy:

We had a few IPs.

Chrissy:

No. There

Chrissy:

there we had three IPs in a row, and there was one that was, like,

Paul:

super fucking

Chrissy:

not hot at all.

Chrissy:

Exactly what you're talking about. It was the passion fruit one. Yeah. Yeah. Compared to the other one that was

Paul:

super hot. Yep. Yep. Just give me your producer doesn't

Chrissy:

mean you can Cats or dogs? Dogs into the cameras and cut

Brian:

them off. Man. Right? Gotta go

Chrissy:

have to pick.

Brian:

Dogs a little bit more. Me too.

Chrissy:

Me too. Cats or dogs, it says? Yeah.

Brian:

Dogs, I suppose.

Chrissy:

How about crying at boobies?

Brian:

Yeah. Yeah. Out of

Chrissy:

your cart?

Brian:

Yeah. When I was younger, I would be like, oh, wimp. But now, I I don't know.

Chrissy:

What's the one movie that you can think of, like is there a you can think of one that you would just, like, sob?

Brian:

Like, Hachi, bawled my eyes out.

Chrissy:

Which one?

Brian:

Hachi, the dog one.

Chrissy:

Hachi? Did we see that one? God, do I watch all dog movies?

Chrissy:

Mm-mm. You

Paul:

too often know what that is.

Brian:

Hachi? Otherwise I

Paul:

don't even know what it Yeah.

Brian:

What else made made me cry?

Chrissy:

Well, anything with animals always makes

Brian:

me Yeah. Always.

Paul:

Or Max.

Chrissy:

Rudy. Rudy.

Brian:

Rudy. Rudy, the football movie. Oh

Paul:

my god.

Brian:

Yeah. Rudy. Yeah. I think I cried at that one as well.

Chrissy:

Oh lord.

Paul:

That'll do it. Yeah. Fuck.

Chrissy:

What was your very first job?

Brian:

Oh, lifeguard.

Chrissy:

What? Of course, it

Paul:

was. A swimmer? Fucking beautiful bass.

Brian:

Aren't you

Chrissy:

a beautiful bastard?

Brian:

I'm not.

Paul:

Look at him.

Chrissy:

He does

Paul:

not look like a fucking disc. Look at that jaw. I'm just

Chrissy:

He does. He's got that model.

Paul:

Up Yeah.

Brian:

Looks. Thank you, man.

Paul:

Straight up fucking

Brian:

I appreciate that.

Chrissy:

Lifeguard fucking stuff. So at the school or at a local pool?

Brian:

At a local pool that was connected to the school.

Chrissy:

That's a nice job.

Brian:

It was cool. The start was.

Chrissy:

Hot chicks there or something?

Brian:

Yeah. Yeah. Right? And then just blow your whistle, tell kids to stop

Chrissy:

Stop.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Running. Yeah. You're like,

Paul:

I'm shit out of the pool. Get the fuck out of here.

Brian:

Yeah. Yeah. And it was really simple, and, yeah, it was cool. Heck,

Chrissy:

yeah. It's cool. So what's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you at school? Was that the falling down?

Brian:

Oh, man.

Paul:

I feel like you did that on purpose. That's

Brian:

uncommon. Yeah.

Chrissy:

He did it on purpose.

Paul:

I would.

Brian:

At school? What was the most embarrassing thing? I don't know. I feel like there's a few moments.

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Brian:

Oh, man. Let's hear

Paul:

the real, real good one. Okay. The real, real good one. The one you can't put on fucking MTVs. Okay.

Brian:

Oh, man. I oh, it's really cringey, actually.

Chrissy:

Yes. You're right.

Paul:

You know

Chrissy:

what I'm talking

Chrissy:

I was

Brian:

I was in right.

Chrissy:

Nobody fucking

Brian:

I was in sixth.

Paul:

Nobody deep dives into these cringey ones.

Chrissy:

That's what everyone wants to hear. Don't grade. Yeah.

Paul:

I don't give a fuck about

Brian:

Or or seventh grade.

Chrissy:

Yeah. K.

Brian:

And then, like, I oh, no.

Paul:

That's alright.

Chrissy:

I've some pretty embarrassing ones too.

Chrissy:

I made shit

Paul:

in a cup. Fucking you can I guarantee you can tell this story? Let's go.

Chrissy:

Yeah. All are pretty embarrassing.

Paul:

Yeah. Mine suck dick.

Brian:

Okay. On

Chrissy:

fucking lateral fucking points.

Brian:

Oh, okay. But, like

Paul:

I don't even know

Brian:

what I was typing out, like, this movie script that me and my buddies were gonna make, and I ended up, like, printing it off.

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Brian:

And then, like, I thought it was, like, malfunctioning and it wasn't working, so I kept just hitting the printer, and this was and then it ended up going to, like, two different printers in the high school.

Chrissy:

Thank you.

Brian:

So teachers were going and getting their homework or whatever from the printer. No. The backside

Chrissy:

the worst stuff.

Brian:

The backside, well, it was, like, double sided. It was their stuff on the front, but then the back was my movie script.

Chrissy:

So they're reading this shit?

Brian:

Yeah. It went to the whole school. And I and it it was a cringey, like, military movie or something.

Chrissy:

Like, this is a script that you guys made up?

Brian:

Yeah. That I typed up. And then just started printing like an idiot. Oh, my God. And then and then, like, people

Chrissy:

that I would do.

Brian:

And I saw people, like, in my class, like, reading it, like, who made this? And I was like

Chrissy:

Don't worry about it.

Paul:

Them off. Stop me.

Brian:

So I think it was that. It is.

Chrissy:

Oh, that is funny.

Brian:

And then my homecoming speech was butchered. It wasn't good.

Chrissy:

What? What did you I

Paul:

was an expires to hear

Chrissy:

you didn't think you were gonna win.

Paul:

What's this?

Brian:

Yeah. And then and I think I was like So you're like, fuck.

Paul:

Did you just did you just give

Chrissy:

a give fuck speech? No.

Chrissy:

I I I

Chrissy:

I said, we voted voted for you. Were trying

Chrissy:

to give a nice speech, but he wasn't prepared.

Brian:

I wasn't prepared.

Paul:

Out. It was Check my pants.

Brian:

Because my school was the Riceville Wildcats then. And then I remember I ended on something, like, I was trying to hype everyone up. And I was like, I don't know much, but I know there's nothing better than being a

Chrissy:

Riceville Wildcat. And

Brian:

then everyone started sharing.

Chrissy:

Well, it kinda sounds like a fifties.

Brian:

Yeah. It was it was cringey.

Paul:

Grease. Yeah. It was cringe. Copied grease from the fifties.

Brian:

It was cringe.

Chrissy:

Oh, that's awesome. And then

Brian:

I got on the mic, I was like, hi.

Paul:

Out, bitch. Bye.

Brian:

I guess I I wanna guess. I don't know. You guys should recount that.

Paul:

Yeah. Are

Chrissy:

you sure I won?

Paul:

You're like, who gives the fuck I want them all? Fuck you

Chrissy:

guys. Yeah.

Chrissy:

So who was the girl that won? Was she cool? The girl that used to be the queen?

Brian:

Yeah. The cool. Yeah. Her name was Savannah. I knew her.

Brian:

She was a cool cool classmate.

Paul:

That's a hot chick name.

Brian:

That's a hot chick name. Yeah. And she and she was cool. Like, yeah. Well known, popular.

Brian:

I mean, straight As. Yep. Smart. Academic.

Chrissy:

Were you a straight A student?

Brian:

I wasn't. I was I was a B range.

Chrissy:

Okay. Well, that's

Brian:

weird.

Paul:

Was way better than me and Paul. Yeah. No. I I was very

Brian:

part of the hobbyist's Oh, yeah. I was very mediocre.

Chrissy:

Me too. Bee's good, though.

Brian:

Yeah. Bee's good. Achievement

Chrissy:

on Is there any alcoholic beverage that you've ever gotten super sick on that you will never drink again?

Brian:

Oh, man. That's a good question. I never got sick on it per se, but I'm not a vodka fan.

Chrissy:

Okay. I I never really.

Brian:

But because I always like the dark darker stuff. Okay. So darker kraken rum. You wanna try? IPAs.

Chrissy:

He's already tried enough.

Chrissy:

You know

Brian:

what I mean? Or, like, I feel like UV I feel like blue

Paul:

we should try

Chrissy:

Oh, UV blue?

Brian:

Would be disgusting. I feel like Oh.

Chrissy:

Oh, that's kinda sweet.

Brian:

Okay.

Paul:

Rack some shit on some

Chrissy:

UV blue. Yeah? Yeah. I wrecked up.

Chrissy:

Favorite movie of all time.

Paul:

I'm wrecking a whole

Chrissy:

Oh, man.

Brian:

That's a great question. I would say Almost Heroes.

Chrissy:

Which one?

Brian:

It's called Almost Heroes, and it was made in,

Chrissy:

like Heroes?

Brian:

'97 or '98. Alright. And so that new fuck would he do? It's got a Chris Farley. It's Chris Farley.

Chrissy:

It's a comedy? Yeah. Is that what you kinda go to

Brian:

is comedy? And I I would also say Tommy Boy or anything, Chris Farley.

Chrissy:

Okay.

Brian:

He's, like, my favorite.

Chrissy:

Oh, okay.

Brian:

Oh, gosh.

Paul:

So he was still alive at that

Brian:

Tommy Boy.

Chrissy:

Yes. Tommy Boy alive.

Brian:

Yeah. I'll make that my favorite. That one's Tommy Boy? That one's good. Fat Guy in a Little Coat.

Chrissy:

That was pretty funny. And

Brian:

he's a Wisconsin boy, I think.

Chrissy:

Is he? I don't know.

Brian:

Don't Madison? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Chrissy:

What's your favorite Elvis movie? I think I kinda asked you

Chrissy:

this

Brian:

one Oh, Photo That Dream or, like, Kid Galahad. You ever ever seen those? What else? Yeah. Yeah.

Brian:

Or, like

Chrissy:

The new one?

Brian:

Viva Las Vegas, I guess.

Chrissy:

I remember that one.

Brian:

Viva Speedway. Speedway. Saw Scooby Doo. Scooby Doo? Scooby Doo is awesome.

Brian:

Yes. That's my that was my childhood.

Chrissy:

Scooby Dooby Doo.

Chrissy:

How about surprise parties? Are you a surprise party person?

Chrissy:

Yeah. You are?

Brian:

Yeah. I've been a part

Chrissy:

of Do

Chrissy:

you like to do surprise parties, or do you like the surprise parties have you ever had as part of it?

Brian:

Yeah. Like to be a part

Chrissy:

of it.

Chrissy:

You do?

Brian:

If anyone gives me whatever job it is, if I gotta distract the person

Chrissy:

Okay.

Brian:

You're all Yeah. Or just hide and, like, pop out or whatever. Okay. Oh, yeah. I'm all down with being a part of it.

Chrissy:

So where's your I'm really,

Paul:

fuck this motherfucker up.

Chrissy:

Favorite vacation spot you've ever been on?

Brian:

Oh, man. It would be Wisconsin Dells if it weren't for that.

Chrissy:

The poop we did.

Paul:

For Your sister wrecked it.

Chrissy:

Have you been out of the country? You have? No.

Brian:

Only traveled to California. Okay. Maryland once.

Chrissy:

Maryland? Yeah. Okay.

Brian:

I would say favorite vacation spot. My living room, I guess.

Paul:

Fuck California.

Brian:

I've always been a favorite

Chrissy:

vacation spot that you want to go to that you haven't Or never have I ever and you wanna go to.

Brian:

Man, that's a great I feel like I would like to see the Zach Bagans Museum.

Chrissy:

What the fuck is that?

Brian:

You don't know that?

Paul:

It's in Milwaukee?

Brian:

It's in Nevada.

Chrissy:

In Nevada? Okay.

Brian:

Maybe Vegas. Really?

Chrissy:

Is it?

Brian:

Zach Vegans. So he's the he's the Ghost Avengers guy.

Chrissy:

Oh. Interesting. No?

Chrissy:

That's where you if you could pick if I said, here's

Brian:

Oh, yeah.

Chrissy:

A witch. You can go anywhere you wanna go.

Chrissy:

That's where you

Chrissy:

would go.

Brian:

Because it's a haunted museum.

Paul:

Okay. Oh, that sounds nice.

Brian:

Shut up. It's very spooky season.

Paul:

Oh, I kinda fucking wanna go. Don't even know of it, but wanna go.

Brian:

Where was

Paul:

it in Nevada? Ghost

Brian:

yeah. So that's the other show, the Ghost Adventures.

Paul:

Yeah. You

Brian:

know Zach, yeah. Yep. He does the spiky hair. Okay. Yeah.

Brian:

I feel like you'll recognize it.

Chrissy:

Your favorite song to sing? Oh,

Brian:

great question.

Paul:

What'd you say?

Chrissy:

Favorite song to sing?

Brian:

That would probably be ever. Ever.

Paul:

Yeah. Is it in the genre of the fucking Yeah. Old school shit?

Brian:

I would probably say, like, Unchained Melody. Oh. Oh. What?

Chrissy:

Will you sing it?

Paul:

No. We're

Chrissy:

not singing this. Yeah.

Brian:

Show me. Yeah. Or Lion Sleeps Tonight is a fun one.

Chrissy:

Oh, that's a good one.

Paul:

Everyone It's out there. You fucking

Chrissy:

Unchained Melody, you have to

Brian:

do Yeah.

Paul:

Unchained Melody. I I have to agree.

Brian:

That's Alright.

Chrissy:

We're gonna do Drake six. Yeah. Drake doing a fuzz? This time that we're gonna

Brian:

fucking do.

Paul:

Peace out, bitch. Yep.

Brian:

All I think of is the movie Ghost, though.

Chrissy:

Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Brian:

When I think of that one, that's Ghost. Oh. Demi Moore and Oh, the dude. What's the guy's name?

Paul:

Patrick Swayze. Swayze. Yeah.

Brian:

He was before my time a little too, but

Paul:

Dude, I love that. What's what's

Chrissy:

the Oh,

Chrissy:

that's a great song.

Chrissy:

Roadhouse. Oh, yeah. Roadhouse. Oh.

Brian:

I've never wait. I've seen that once. Yep.

Chrissy:

Dude, you know what?

Paul:

You have to watch it. If you love that movie, you have to watch Roanalysis.

Chrissy:

Yeah. They're not really similar. I know. But I know. I'm not saying not saying honestly.

Chrissy:

They they got

Paul:

the I'm saying actor. I'm just saying, like

Brian:

They still make the clay, and they

Paul:

do stuff. Yeah. It's it's such a badass fucking film. You need to see

Chrissy:

that. Prodos?

Paul:

Yeah. Yes.

Brian:

Badassery? I mean, it's

Chrissy:

Shut the fucking front door. Don't don't don't

Paul:

I girls like will stand on this glass. I will stand on this fucking hill and rip those glasses right

Chrissy:

off your You will. Fucking

Chrissy:

Yeah. Like a fucking heart attack cat.

Brian:

So Swayze, but but did he did he pass away young? Yes.

Paul:

What about a Oh. What about Okay. The other one? What's what's his name? The one that gets stabbed in the back.

Paul:

Oh, Sam Elliott.

Chrissy:

No. I love Sam Elliott.

Paul:

Dude, you need to have all that in you need that intake.

Chrissy:

No. Roadhouse was

Paul:

Yeah. I get fucked.

Chrissy:

By the time that was made,

Paul:

it was a great Which

Chrissy:

was Did you

Chrissy:

ever see the second one?

Chrissy:

No. Our friend

Paul:

Johnny our friend

Chrissy:

Johnny Roe looks like he's

Chrissy:

I am not gonna watch

Paul:

that second one.

Chrissy:

It actually wasn't bad.

Paul:

I heard it good.

Chrissy:

I heard it.

Chrissy:

Pretty good.

Chrissy:

I heard it was good.

Brian:

And

Chrissy:

the Let's give it a word

Paul:

to get fucked. Oh, yeah. That

Brian:

is pretty good.

Chrissy:

Slow gin. I haven't had this since, like, fucking 1982. Yeah.

Brian:

Oh.

Paul:

There's nothing Interesting. Nothing gin about it. I don't taste any gin.

Chrissy:

No? Right? There's a lot in there.

Paul:

Don't isn't gin

Brian:

I think I'm really

Chrissy:

sweet. I didn't taste Sloe gin is different, though. Sloe gin is like a liquor.

Paul:

Isn't gin like pineapple or pine tree taste?

Chrissy:

Like the New Amsterdam gin.

Brian:

That's gin

Chrissy:

gin, not sloe gin.

Brian:

Pine tree taste.

Chrissy:

It's gin gin.

Paul:

I feel like it's the same shit. Shit fuck. Is it?

Chrissy:

Don't listen to him, Brian. Brian, his ears don't need this.

Brian:

Yeah. He's

Paul:

too young for this.

Chrissy:

I know. He's too sweet.

Chrissy:

That's okay. I

Brian:

think I can taste it.

Chrissy:

Yeah. That's good.

Brian:

I like it. Taste the gin? Mhmm.

Chrissy:

I like it. It's good.

Paul:

Fucking delicious. I don't taste any gin.

Brian:

It is really good.

Chrissy:

Yeah. You

Brian:

don't taste any gin?

Chrissy:

Alright. Well, are you gonna sing another song? Yeah. K. We gotta do more modern songs.

Brian:

More modern.

Chrissy:

One one more.

Paul:

I love you.

Chrissy:

Even in the eighties. And the eighties isn't even that modern, but

Brian:

Yeah. Do I know in the eighties?

Paul:

What's what's the most modern song you sing?

Brian:

Maybe Chris Young or Billy Currington as far as modern. What? Like, what what song?

Chrissy:

Do like Aaron Lewis?

Brian:

Oh, I like Aaron Lewis. I don't think my voice will be the raspy.

Chrissy:

Come on. Yeah. He can do it.

Paul:

He's he's got he's got that high range. I don't think I don't know if

Chrissy:

he could

Paul:

get Yeah. Down that Yeah. But to get down that low to an Aaron Aaron Lewis song?

Chrissy:

Have you sang have you ever sang any of his stuff?

Brian:

I haven't. I went to a concert once.

Chrissy:

Once?

Brian:

Yeah. How about

Chrissy:

we just try and see what

Chrissy:

political as you are. He's like, I've met him.

Paul:

Yeah. He's Oh, yeah. He's hardcore republican.

Chrissy:

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Yeah.

Paul:

Yeah. We we should you should try a fucking Oh.

Chrissy:

Pretty much I love her. Pretty well. The Mac concert pretty well.

Paul:

You know, I'm pretty sure I can sing all that in

Chrissy:

the group. That is a great shower. For me, like, for singing wise.

Brian:

I'm pretty

Chrissy:

sure I

Paul:

fucking can nail that in the shower.

Chrissy:

Stevie Nicks?

Paul:

All of it. Okay. Weird. I don't even know who the fuck that is, but I can do it.

Chrissy:

What? I don't even know who that is.

Paul:

Who the fuck was this? Stevie Nicks.

Chrissy:

This? Layla Mac? Are you fucking kidding me? I've heard it once

Chrissy:

or twice.

Chrissy:

Jesus Christ. Who do you wanna say? Like You wanna go your own way? Nothing?

Brian:

I I would say I'd try Chris Young. Yeah.

Chrissy:

I don't even know what that is, but we'll

Paul:

just Yes.

Brian:

If you want more

Chrissy:

modern or

Chrissy:

That's a good one. Don't know what it is. Hear that. Like, what does he sing?

Brian:

Do I

Chrissy:

know his music? Yeah.

Brian:

I think you'll know it.

Chrissy:

Okay.

Paul:

Once you hear it, you'll know it.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Alright.

Brian:

I only memorize my sixties stuff.

Paul:

I don't dude, I don't even know how you remember that shit.

Brian:

Yeah. I

Paul:

couldn't even remember my fucking Social Security number.

Chrissy:

Jesus Christ.

Paul:

You know what I'm saying, Doug?

Chrissy:

So this

Brian:

is gonna

Chrissy:

be our last segment.

Brian:

Okay. Thank you

Chrissy:

so much.

Chrissy:

We're gonna

Chrissy:

go out to your Gonna have him do a couple? Well, whatever he wants to do. But

Brian:

Sure.

Chrissy:

We are gonna end the podcast right here.

Paul:

Rock this bitch like it owes you money. Okay.

Chrissy:

Whatever you want. Obviously killing you. But

Brian:

Okay. Yeah. Oh, should I take this off?

Chrissy:

No. No. You're good.

Paul:

Okay. Whatever you want. K. You do you, boo boo.

Chrissy:

The interview sucks.

Brian:

Thank you.

Paul:

Okay. Perfect. I'm just told

Brian:

This sounds okay? Let's see how it goes.

Chrissy:

The stars seem to be a little dimmer too. Now that you're around, you put them all to shame. Let me break it down because what I'm trying to say Gotta hold directions seems these days. I used to rush off to work and get home late, but now I show up late and I rush back home. My priorities are different.

Chrissy:

I can't leave you alone, and no one gets me like you when you kiss me. Girls, you rock me harder than some downtown men. I thought I knew what love was, but I didn't have a clue. I never found anything that makes me feel like I do about you. Girl, if you ever get too disguising about you, Just remember, no one gets me like you when you kiss me.

Chrissy:

Girl, you rock me harder than some downtown band. I thought I knew what love was, Thank you.

Brian:

Have never

Chrissy:

heard that, but I

Brian:

liked it. Oh, okay.

Paul:

Yeah. It's fucking badass. I was like, I like, before your last song, don't you have a couple of

Brian:

impressions you're supposed to be doing?

Chrissy:

Oh, yeah.

Brian:

Oh, impressions. Yeah. And then I'm trying to pick what shit the last time you did?

Paul:

What? Like, comedian impressions or what?

Chrissy:

Not really. I I

Paul:

What what what's your impressions like?

Brian:

I've only done them at home with my family, but it's it's

Paul:

it's it's

Brian:

Obama and Trump.

Paul:

What's up? Yeah. You're on TV.

Chrissy:

Alright. I like it.

Paul:

Fucking send it.

Chrissy:

Let's do it. Okay. First Obama.

Paul:

Oh my god.

Brian:

Okay. Just right here?

Paul:

Yeah. Send it.

Brian:

And then I gotta think of another one to do. I gotta

Paul:

I don't know if I should do this.

Brian:

Yeah. I don't know. Okay.

Chrissy:

I a

Paul:

100% feel like

Brian:

you should send me a fuck out of this. Okay. We'll go for it.

Paul:

Here we Fucking send it.

Chrissy:

Okay. Let's see.

Brian:

Okay, Obama first?

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Brian:

Okay. Whoever you want. Okay. We'll get like a

Paul:

topic like

Brian:

discussing like someone's favorite color.

Chrissy:

Okay.

Brian:

He might be something like Well, I like the color purple.

Chrissy:

Yes. But no, but sometimes blue is

Paul:

better. That's awesome.

Brian:

You gotta start talking slow, picking up toward the end.

Chrissy:

I love it.

Brian:

That's how you

Chrissy:

do it. Yeah. Very Okay.

Brian:

Here we go.

Chrissy:

You gotta

Brian:

turn it on here.

Chrissy:

Put it on the trunk.

Brian:

Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, thank you.

Chrissy:

Yeah. That was really good.

Brian:

So this weekend, we're going go golfing. We're to do it.

Chrissy:

They said, sir, do you have everything you need? Do you have

Brian:

the big club, the little club? And I said, I think I got it. Yeah. I think I do.

Chrissy:

I think I have more

Brian:

more than China. More than China that I have, I can tell you.

Chrissy:

So we're gonna go. We're gonna start,

Paul:

and we're gonna win, win, win. We're do it.

Chrissy:

We're gonna do And they'll

Brian:

probably probably get drunk.

Chrissy:

I'm gonna drink coffee.

Paul:

I don't know. Whether it's vodka,

Chrissy:

whether it's rum, I don't know. We'll do it, though. I will do it faster. Your own. And better than then I will do it.

Paul:

Wow. Love

Chrissy:

Thank you. Good job.

Brian:

Appreciate that.

Chrissy:

Very well.

Chrissy:

Thank you.

Chrissy:

Trump, amazing.

Brian:

You posted to

Chrissy:

Trump a few times.

Chrissy:

A lot. Yeah. Nailed it.

Brian:

Oh, and I've been to a couple of rallies.

Chrissy:

I know.

Paul:

I've seen I've

Brian:

seen Oh, it's a good time.

Chrissy:

I'm not yet. I one of my goals is to get them on something.

Brian:

Oh, yeah. That's a good time.

Paul:

I did the flyover. There must be two bombers. Yep. Oh, yeah. Well,

Brian:

should we do Country Roads Take Me Home? Sure. Together?

Paul:

Yep. I

Brian:

love singing that one.

Paul:

Yes. Yep.

Chrissy:

We'll do it.

Brian:

As a finale.

Chrissy:

Finalize the night.

Paul:

Drive me with a good time.

Brian:

Oh, heck yeah.

Chrissy:

Thank you so much, Brian, for

Brian:

Oh, thank you for having me.

Chrissy:

Doing this and driving this Most all the way.

Brian:

You got an ad?

Chrissy:

These, they actually help protect your teeth. You eat three to five.

Paul:

Three to fox.

Brian:

Yeah. That was a random random ad. Alright. Here we go.

Chrissy:

Red

Brian:

American. You'll sing this with me and

Chrissy:

we'll take it home.

Paul:

Three to fox mean.

Brian:

Great song.

Chrissy:

Almost half West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River. Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze, country roads. Everybody, take me off to the place. All my memories gathered around her. Miner's lady, stranger to blue water.

Chrissy:

Take me home. Country roads. I hear her voice in the morning hours she calls me. The radio reminds me of my home far away. Been driving down the road, I get a feeling that I should have been home yesterday.

Chrissy:

Yesterday, country roads take me home to the place. Thank you.

Paul:

Thank

Brian:

you. Thank you

Chrissy:

so much, Brian.

Brian:

Thank you for having me.

Paul:

Super. We have

Brian:

fucking here. I gotta get Thank you.

Chrissy:

This stuff.

Brian:

Yeah. Shit. I appreciate that. No. We Episode 10.

Brian:

You.

Paul:

Yeah. Episode 10. Double digits fucking Yeah.

Brian:

Yeah. You've been awesome. Thank you.

Paul:

Fucking Yeah. Thanks for coming out of

Brian:

your room. Such a fun time.

Paul:

Something

Chrissy:

to forget about.

Brian:

Yeah. Was gonna say

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