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Chrissy:

The US Open delayed after a protester glued his bare feet to the floor.

Paul:

What? God, protesters are gotta be some of the dumbest motherfuckers ever.

Chrissy:

So, Coco Goff and Carolina Makova were set to play the first match

Paul:

What is the US Open in

Chrissy:

September? Or some shit? No. During the women's singles semi finals of the US Open Tennis Championships. This was in New York.

Paul:

Fuck was he protesting?

Chrissy:

Golf was leading one to zero in the second set when play was halted due to a group of environmental protesters. Joe, why are you protesting tennis matches? What are they doing that's irritating you? Security guards Oh. And later, more than half a dozen police officers went over to confront the four pro four protesters who were wearing shirts that read end fossil fuels.

Chrissy:

Really? Three of the protesters were escorted out of the stadium, but unfortunately, the fourth was not so easily removed as he had glued his bare feet to the concrete floor.

Paul:

Oh. I would've Ouch. Fucking ripped

Chrissy:

him off.

Paul:

Yeah. I would've tackle his ass so hard that his fucking

Chrissy:

feet touched. The police department's emergency services unit was eventually able to free the protester allowing him to be removed from the stadium.

Paul:

I can't deal with this kind of stupidity.

Chrissy:

Extinction what? Extinction Rebellion, also known as XR, who have carried out a number of civil disobedience style demonstrations over environmental concerns claimed credit. Why would you even wanna claim credit for that?

Paul:

Right? Four of you fucking retards showed up to fucking protest at a tennis match?

Chrissy:

At tennis match.

Paul:

All fossil fuels? What? It's that doesn't even No. Fucking math. That math

Chrissy:

doesn't matter. Different than protesting whatever and you've gotta block a freaking highway. You're a fucking asshole.

Paul:

Yeah, dude. I our our terminal gave us permission to run over protesters.

Chrissy:

Dude, good.

Paul:

We they they legal they said that you do not have to stop for them. If they're in the interstate, they gave us permission, you know, slow down to whatever, blow your horn, flash your lights, but do not stop.

Chrissy:

Really?

Paul:

Yep. Because, well, they took the fucking that one dude out, beat the fuck out of and kill him.

Chrissy:

Agree. I

Paul:

agree. So the order of our company is like, no. I'm not having my employees be put

Chrissy:

in Be beat.

Paul:

Yeah. Be put in danger, someone's not coming home because of a protester.

Chrissy:

What was

Paul:

name in

Chrissy:

now? Rodney. Rodney. What was his name?

Paul:

Denny. Reginald Denny.

Chrissy:

Oh, Reginald Denny. Why was I thinking Rodney? Reginald Denny. Yeah. Yeah.

Chrissy:

Yeah. That's right. But the truck driver was Reginald Denny?

Paul:

Oh, yeah?

Chrissy:

Yeah. You don't did you well, you were probably too young to even remember that. You're probably in high school. Well, you had to have been in you're you're probably in middle school when that happened. You don't remember that

Paul:

guy? What happened?

Chrissy:

That was when the LA riots were going on.

Paul:

Oh, no. I wouldn't. I don't fucking watch news.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Truck driver, Reginald Denny, he was when all the riots were going on in LA, he was was did did he get killed?

Paul:

No. He's

Chrissy:

alive. He's alive? He got pulled from his truck and just

Paul:

beat Beat them. To death.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Yeah.

Paul:

And it's like, they don't

Chrissy:

let us carry It was horrible.

Paul:

Yeah. Yeah.

Chrissy:

No. I would Your Well Safety is your truck. Yeah. If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Paul:

Well, and what's the governor of Florida just said that now too. He's like, I will not prosecute any We

Chrissy:

Love him.

Paul:

I will not prosecute anyone who hits a protest who stands in the interstate.

Chrissy:

Get off the fucking freeway.

Paul:

I don't give a fuck if you wanna

Chrissy:

protest. Protest wherever you want, but if I need to get from point a to point If there's an emergency I

Paul:

wouldn't even fucking lift.

Chrissy:

No. I agree. No. I am full for that.

Paul:

Yep. You can get your point across in a plenty of different different other venues.

Chrissy:

Right. But they just gotta fuck people's lives off. Mhmm. Okeydokey. Wow.

Chrissy:

An unsuspecting thief steals a vacuum full of hundreds of hornets.

Paul:

Oh, I've seen that shit where they vacuum fucking ground hornets out.

Chrissy:

Oh, this guy, Don Schump, the owner of Philadelphia Bee Company, relocates honey bees and bumble bees and will often use them to make honey to sell in the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania area. Aside from re relocating and honey production, Shump's company also freezes and studies hornets and wasps. Oh. Some of like, bumble bees are harmless.

Paul:

I was like, do they I was do honey bees

Chrissy:

or sting? What

Paul:

are those little ground fuckers that come out and they'd like Brutal. Latch onto you and they bite you and they sting you at

Chrissy:

the same time and

Paul:

then yeah. They just they just like fist fucking your leg while they sting the fuck out of you, those little cocksuckers.

Chrissy:

Shump had a job that entailed removing a large amount of European hornets from a home in Melbourne, Pennsylvania. While on the job, Shump siphoned what he believed to be the approximate approximately 400 hornets

Paul:

Woah.

Chrissy:

At least half of which were queens.

Paul:

That will fuck your dick.

Chrissy:

How They stuck them up in a shop vac.

Paul:

How would they half of be queens?

Chrissy:

With plans to freeze the insects the following morning. Shump then drove home but left the vacuum in the bed of his truck. Oh, dude. Uh-huh. Because the bees were trying to make their escape.

Chrissy:

However, sometime between 9PM and 7AM, someone someone stole the vacuum out of the bed of his truck.

Paul:

You imagine that get home, fucking start vacuuming us.

Chrissy:

That's what you get.

Paul:

Hit the reverse. Yeah.

Chrissy:

It's like It's in shock back.

Paul:

Fucking karma right there.

Chrissy:

Yep. Completely unaware of what was inside. Even in light of the loss of the $110 vacuum.

Paul:

My god.

Chrissy:

Shunk went on to issue a warning to the thief about the dangers of the vacuum's contents. And he wrote a post on Facebook stating to the poor soul who lifted the shop back out of the back of my truck, I wanted to give you a heads vacuum was there because it was filled with European hornet queens. How is there so many queens?

Paul:

Yeah. I thought there was only like usually one queen I don't per fucking whatever.

Chrissy:

The largest social stinging insects in the Eastern United States. I performed the removal of their nest late Saturday afternoon. Those girls should be full of life and extra spicy.

Paul:

Oh, my god. You see those murder hornets that are like this Yeah. Fucking big? Yeah. Holy fuck.

Chrissy:

Where do they come from? How did they get here?

Paul:

I don't know, but they're they finally made their way here. Wasn't it from like Asia or something, I think, or somewhere Well, South don't Africa or something.

Chrissy:

I believe through Mexico, Mexico and and they they were were headed headed our our way. Way.

Paul:

Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't know where they came from, but those things are fucking wicked.

Chrissy:

These are

Paul:

three inches fucking long.

Chrissy:

I feel like we were talking earlier, Mike, about the crows this year. We don't have any mosquitoes at our house or wood ticks this year. And now, I haven't well, we did have some bees earlier this spring, but they're all gone now too.

Paul:

Oh, really? Crows are clean and fucking

Chrissy:

cleaning house, man. I'm like, I'll buy myself some crows.

Paul:

Right? Yeah. Like I said, I'd love to have

Chrissy:

If they're responsible for what's going on in our yard this year Yeah. Because with all the rain, we should have a million mosquitoes.

Paul:

Yeah. Oh.

Chrissy:

We can actually sit outside and at night and

Paul:

You know what's weird? Know what's weird is like last year, mosquitoes were fucking horrible. Horrible. This year, mosquitoes should be a goddamn nightmare and they're not.

Chrissy:

Rain and they're not.

Paul:

Yeah. There are

Chrissy:

the wood ticks.

Paul:

No. That is weird.

Chrissy:

Because my dogs, we run and go through tall grass. I live in pine trees.

Paul:

Yeah. I mean Yeah.

Chrissy:

We should have wood ticks and mosquitoes beyond belief with the Yeah. We haven't had anything in like, literally summer's more than half over. Mhmm. So I'm like, oh, it's gonna get bad. It's gonna get bad.

Chrissy:

But it hasn't all here. I have flies Yeah. Due to horses, but they're not even that bad.

Paul:

I rode in on my bike this morning down just, you know, that little dirt road that comes right to my driveway or I was going super slow, but what are those little fucking they're like horse flies, but smaller. The little triangle looking fuckers. They're tiny like, they're like a smaller horse fly. They bite you.

Chrissy:

They deer flies.

Paul:

That's it.

Chrissy:

They bite.

Paul:

Dude, there had to been, like, 20 of them just Really? Swarming all around my fucking handlebars in my face, and I'm just like, fuck. On

Chrissy:

your dirt bike?

Paul:

No. On my Harley this morning when I came down the road.

Chrissy:

Oh, right on.

Paul:

This had to be like, yeah, probably 10:30 and then 10:10 o'clock this morning.

Chrissy:

Where are you coming from?

Paul:

Brittany's. We went we went to fucking what's that? Strip club?

Chrissy:

Fat Jack's? Yeah. Last night you did?

Paul:

Yeah. We were well, we went like I said, that James kid, he was out with some friends and then we met up with them at the Blue Moon.

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Paul:

Went there, had a few cocktails. I haven't been to the Blue Moon in probably fifteen fucking days.

Chrissy:

I haven't been there since you stole the fucking

Paul:

umbrella from there. Jesus Christ. Right?

Chrissy:

We ran to Bo's house. Remember that?

Paul:

Yeah. Yeah. We went there and then we went to whatever that oh, that Blondie's place I think was closed, but then we went to Fat Jack. Oh, yeah. We went to Fat Jack's after that.

Paul:

After Blue Moon

Chrissy:

at the bar across the street?

Paul:

Yeah. Well, no. It closed before we got there. So we went from Blue Moon to Fat Jack's. Yeah.

Paul:

Played darts. It was a good time.

Chrissy:

Cool.

Paul:

Built some dollar bill houses.

Chrissy:

Playing football for you?

Paul:

Yeah. I did go

Chrissy:

in the back room?

Paul:

No. No? I did make a bouncy frog and and we made like a fucking house and what else did we fucking

Chrissy:

I haven't been to Fat Jack's in a long

Paul:

long time. I literally had never been there until like two months ago with Britney and then now I've been there twice this year already. Really? Yeah. Well, she knows what's her name?

Paul:

Bozacs yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Knows her.

Paul:

And then, James, the kid that I was talking about, he lives kinda over there. So he goes back and forth between them. So they know a lot of people in and So out of that's why we went there. Think. I don't know.

Paul:

It's fun. I like it.

Chrissy:

Yeah. It's a

Paul:

fun I like playing darts. I like darts.

Chrissy:

I like darts. Alright. Where's Maddie? We gotta do our Modelo. Modelo enchilada.

Paul:

Oh. Is this that pineapple one?

Chrissy:

Yeah. Drink This

Paul:

seems like it would be fucking

Chrissy:

I don't know what to think

Paul:

of this. I know. Like I like I

Chrissy:

have no idea what to expect.

Paul:

I like a beer with a chilada, but pineapple, I feel like it's gonna be fucking bomb.

Chrissy:

Do you think? The thing is

Paul:

It's gonna be one correct

Chrissy:

because I had to Google it. No. Does it say on there what the alcohol content is anywhere, Maddie? Because what I read was only three point five. It is.

Chrissy:

So, what I read on online was 3.8. So, not a lot of high alcohol content. So, this is like probably a good breakfast.

Paul:

Well, yeah. That's usually, well, isn't that what yeah. But

Chrissy:

it's clear.

Paul:

Well, that's how is it clear if it's got chelada in there? This I don't this is already math, isn't mathing?

Chrissy:

But it's got pineapple juice.

Paul:

Oh, my God.

Chrissy:

So, Modelo enchilada pineapple That's like a tongue twister.

Paul:

I feel like

Chrissy:

pineapple juice, chili peppers, and authentic mac which is the Modelo beer. And it's only 3.8. I kinda like that. That's really That's actually really good.

Paul:

I told you. It was either gonna be bomb as fuck or suck. This is good.

Chrissy:

That's really good.

Madi:

That's a nine.

Chrissy:

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. I give it a nine.

Chrissy:

Probably not a 10, but a nine.

Madi:

If it had a little higher alcohol percentage, it would definitely be a 10.

Paul:

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Definitely. Right?

Paul:

It's good. Tuned It's up for breakfast.

Chrissy:

No. But this is interesting. Interesting flavor for your palate.

Madi:

You can kinda feel the No. The back of

Paul:

your Yeah. A few sips. You get a you get

Chrissy:

a all the flavors.

Paul:

Yeah. You do.

Madi:

You don't taste it right away.

Paul:

No. No. The pineapple hits first and then The chili pepper. Spice in the end.

Chrissy:

Yeah. And then the Modelo.

Paul:

Fucking delicious. That's amazing.

Chrissy:

Very interesting. Yeah.

Paul:

I would definitely pound the fuck I would out

Chrissy:

actually give this a 10. Just because of the originality of It's delicious.

Madi:

I think the

Paul:

What's the other

Madi:

one? Flavors you can pick out can overcompensate for it though.

Chrissy:

So the other one is called Michi Michi Chillada. We're doing No. That we're not doing that one next. Next one is

Paul:

I think we should try them back to Back

Chrissy:

to back. Let's just do them back to back. Store bathroom button activates disco what? What? Wait a minute now.

Chrissy:

Disco ball bathrooms in a Kentucky hop shop? What is this? While convenience store bathrooms provide easily accessible facilities for those traveling, they are often not the most luxurious, you know, or sought after place to do your business. However, the hop shops in Northern Kentucky have made a name for themselves by giving people a place where they can boogie in the bathroom.

Paul:

Fuck wants a boogie in the bathroom? I wanna get in, get out, and get the fuck out with my life.

Chrissy:

Six hop shop. What is a hop shop? We need to ask

Paul:

is this? Kentucky?

Chrissy:

Kentucky. Guess where she lived. Six hop shops have big red buttons salt in their bathrooms with a sign reading do not push this button. However

Paul:

Everybody fucking pushes it.

Chrissy:

Of course, you will. However, underneath the words of warning is a picture of the chain's mascot, Hoppy the frog, winking, implying that the rule is meant to be broken. One push of the button sets a disco ball it sets a disco ball in motion, activating colored lights that spin across the walls and stalls and ceilings and sinks

Paul:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

As a song from the disco era plays through a speaker in the bathroom.

Paul:

What is is this in a stall or bathroom. Just in the bathroom.

Chrissy:

I don't know

Paul:

gonna be they should have put it in a stall? I don't fucking know.

Chrissy:

It's gotta be like a

Paul:

Like a rest area?

Chrissy:

I don't know. Like a a convenience store? It is. A convenience store bathroom.

Paul:

If you're gonna be sitting there taking a shit for a while, that'd be fun. It'd make it a little more entertaining and interesting.

Chrissy:

The quirky idea of turning the convenience store's bathrooms into tiny dance spaces was the brainchild of the chain's vice president of retail marketing, Damon Bale, as a way to make the stores a destination. It's kinda smart.

Paul:

Yeah. It is fucking brilliant.

Chrissy:

The first bath bathroom was installed at the Hop Shop in Verona, Kentucky in February 2023 and proved to be such a big hit that the company started expanding them to other locations. They now have five in Northern Kentucky and one in Mainesville, Ohio. That not I do wanna go there now to push the red button.

Paul:

I mean, it's gonna fucking hand me out a drink too, I don't wanna be there.

Chrissy:

I do. I I think I would just have to go.

Paul:

It just shoots confetti and drops confetti.

Chrissy:

Awesome. Down and fucking starts playing disco music

Paul:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

Where you're going in the bathroom.

Paul:

Yeah. It's better than shitting in silence. Is

Chrissy:

it? I don't know.

Paul:

I don't know. It depends. Maybe you're hungover as fuck and just don't wanna fucking be there.

Chrissy:

I don't know. How what

Paul:

is the

Chrissy:

weird story that is?

Paul:

What the fuck did he come up with that? Just shit face one day

Chrissy:

was a hit. You know

Paul:

what would be This was like drunk and Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

Chrissy:

Like we've all

Paul:

had. You know what would make this infinitely better is if there was a disco party right now. Send no one fucking ever.

Chrissy:

Send this guy.

Paul:

And it works. And now everyone wants

Chrissy:

to Bail. Come Yep. Well, hell yeah.

Paul:

And now everyone's coming

Chrissy:

to heard of this.

Paul:

No chance.

Chrissy:

She's lived in Kentucky.

Paul:

Yeah. But did you just start it? No. Moved back.

Chrissy:

2023 was this first one.

Paul:

Oh, so yeah. She could've.

Chrissy:

She could've. That is fucking hilarious.

Paul:

That is fucking funny.

Chrissy:

I just wanna have a disco ball and disco music when you push a button start playing. Now, it in every stall or just one stall?

Paul:

I feel

Chrissy:

Is it in handicapped more room?

Paul:

That's what I'm wondering, like, if it was even in a stall. I bet it's not. I bet it's just in the bathroom. So, like, you're just some jackass washing your hands and you get done and you're reading this sign right right before yeah. Right?

Paul:

And then everyone else is in there taking push this button. Every everyone else is in there taking a shit and you're like, oh, I'm done. Damn it. And then I'd walk out the door. Get fucked.

Chrissy:

But I'm suddenly jamming out to disc o music.

Paul:

Yeah. But then you walk out and hear disco music and light comes out and walk back in and sit down for a little bit.

Chrissy:

I wonder if they have tables and chairs in there.

Paul:

That's what I'm saying. They need a fucking drink holder to come out to the side and hand you a fucking drink if you're gonna be at disco.

Chrissy:

After you wash your hands. Nope.

Paul:

Nope. Right as you're sitting on the throne. My dad always talked

Chrissy:

about Like a hazard button.

Paul:

Right? My dad always talked about putting a little fucking TV screen in the bathroom because fucking he's got a

Chrissy:

Is he a bathroom guy?

Paul:

He's just like me. He's got a stomach that's just finicky as fuck and all his life and I don't know. He spends fucking probably half his life Carrie

Chrissy:

that used to work here. My friend Carrie.

Paul:

Oh, yeah? She had a finicky stomach?

Chrissy:

No. No. No. But her first husband, Sam

Paul:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

The father of her kids, he was a bath taker. What? Yes. But, like, I like to take a bath, but I like to get in and out and soak my muscles for maybe, like, five minutes and then I'm ready to get out. Like, I don't wanna lay in there for hours.

Paul:

I have never been a bath

Chrissy:

He would take a bath, bring the TV in the bath bathroom.

Paul:

I mean, that would

Chrissy:

the doors TV sitting there or whatever.

Paul:

He's watching porn.

Chrissy:

Maybe. He might have been. I don't know. But, he would sit in there. She goes six hours.

Chrissy:

What? So maybe he was watching porn. I guess I don't even know.

Paul:

Even if he was, that's a

Chrissy:

drain it and then fill it back up with hot water What? And then drain it and

Paul:

then a day of it? Yeah.

Chrissy:

Like a spa

Paul:

day or what?

Chrissy:

Yeah. I go I have never heard of a guy doing that in my entire life.

Paul:

Get a whiskey Maybe. But not a movie. Board. Fucking make an evening of it or what? Fucking order

Chrissy:

a pizza delivered to the bathroom.

Paul:

Just just push it through the window. Here's your mommy. He's got like one of those golfer drivers for old people. My mom's I don't even gotta get out of the fucking tub. That'd be fucking hilarious.

Chrissy:

Grab her. Right? Just slide it in the door.

Paul:

Like on that

Chrissy:

Oh Oh my god.

Paul:

Like on that What's that? Adam Sandler movie where he fucking slides a pizza through the the great for crazy eyes in Mister Deeds or something like that movie.

Chrissy:

His movies are so ridiculous. Fucking

Paul:

Happy Gilmore two just came out.

Chrissy:

I heard. I've seen Colton watched it last night. They gave it a eight out of 10?

Paul:

Yeah. I was saying supposedly it's good enough to watch.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Yep. Well, I love Adam Sandler. I don't care.

Paul:

I know. A lot of people

Chrissy:

Butter Boy was hard to watch. That was probably the worst one.

Paul:

Yeah. But I I love that stupid fucking humor like that.

Chrissy:

I do too.

Paul:

That and like fucking step brothers and shit.

Chrissy:

Oh, step brothers. Yeah. I think that is Poulton's favorite movie of

Paul:

Right? All Yep. It's 100%.

Chrissy:

Are now Oh, I love this guy, John Daly. He came out with this Good Boy. He has a Good Boy Vodka, Good Boy my

Paul:

fucking spirit animal.

Chrissy:

Well, he I think he is.

Paul:

Except for egolfs. God, that's gay.

Chrissy:

But he's good, and he smokes, and he drinks Yeah. Cigars. And goes barefoot.

Paul:

Yeah. Just no rules. Fucking overalls. No limit soldier. Cool.

Paul:

Does what he wants.

Chrissy:

I love him. Him and Kid Rock and Aaron Lewis, they did this interview together.

Paul:

Woah. My where the fuck is that?

Chrissy:

I don't know. Where

Paul:

Is it on YouTube or what?

Chrissy:

YouTube. Yep.

Paul:

Holy fuck.

Chrissy:

That's gotta be so good.

Paul:

Yeah. I was just gonna say that's gotta be

Chrissy:

So what are we trying, Maddie?

Madi:

Huckleberry lemonade.

Chrissy:

So we're trying John Daly's Good Boy Vodka lemonade variety pack. There's four different flavors. Right? We have strawberry lemonade. Strawberry lemonade, huckleberry.

Paul:

What is fucking huckleberry?

Chrissy:

I don't know. We're gonna find

Paul:

out. Is that like a

Chrissy:

Tropical lemonade and

Paul:

black raspberry or

Chrissy:

Oh, that's the one we're gonna know.

Paul:

All of the lemonades.

Chrissy:

Well, Paul might wanna do all of them.

Paul:

Yes, please. We got cups.

Chrissy:

It's okay. We got cups. Alright.

Paul:

I'll just take the cake.

Madi:

This is

Chrissy:

the huckleberry. I'll be your huckleberry.

Paul:

Oh, that's such a great movie. Dog holiday.

Chrissy:

Another one gone Another

Paul:

one some dust. Oh. Oh, my god.

Chrissy:

Oh, that's good.

Paul:

Dude, fucking good night.

Chrissy:

Carbonation. It's flat water. Yeah.

Paul:

This is this is this is my drink right here. Flat water drinks. Yeah. These are all them. I'm drinking all of them.

Madi:

$24.89

Chrissy:

for an eight pack. What is huckleberry?

Paul:

It looks like a blueberry almost. Isn't it?

Madi:

It said it can be tart or sweet.

Paul:

Turn it turn it what is it? It looks like a little blueberry almost.

Chrissy:

Yep. But it's I think huckleberry is the natural thing. It's four and a half percent alcohol. It comes in an eight pack flavors.

Paul:

A little more potent with his drinking style.

Chrissy:

That's probably why he drinks so many.

Paul:

Yeah. Right? Just pounds them down

Chrissy:

like fucking calories. Oh. This is my jam.

Paul:

Yeah. That's bomb as fuck.

Chrissy:

And I don't even know what huckleberry is.

Paul:

I don't know, but I wanna be it. It's fucking delicious. I guarantee you all these are gonna be fucking amazing.

Chrissy:

So, the lot the thing that I really love, I love John Daly and I love his products, but Good Boy has a pour for purpose and they dedicate portions of their profits to animal shelters.

Paul:

Oh, no shit?

Chrissy:

Yep.

Paul:

That's fucking nice.

Chrissy:

They sponsor and do several charitable dog rescues what do you call it? Charity events.

Paul:

They do like do they donate that to rescues only or

Chrissy:

is it Rescues through all The United States. Oh, And if you go on their website, which I did Yep. It shows like every single one of them that they do. They do tons of charitable events throughout the year that and they also don't dedicate money to warrior dogs, which are the dogs that they train for veterans.

Paul:

Fucking get them Service dogs. Donate to rough start and fucking Princeton.

Chrissy:

Yeah. They might. Maybe maybe they have. I don't even know but

Paul:

Do it right now.

Chrissy:

Warrior dogs and you they donate to veterans which is Yeah. Delicious. I love it.

Paul:

Yeah. That shit's fucking

Chrissy:

I didn't even know who John Daly was until what? Like two years ago? Mike had to tell me who he was. I'm like, who is that guy? He's funny.

Chrissy:

He's out there golfing in his big overalls.

Paul:

Yeah dude.

Chrissy:

Just Michael's watched this. He's on YouTube. He was golfing with somebody. I don't remember. Think it was give

Paul:

a fuck. Like, probably Tiger Woods.

Chrissy:

No. It was the race car driver.

Paul:

Danica Patrick.

Chrissy:

Nope. No. Earnhardt junior. Earnhardt junior.

Paul:

Oh, was him?

Chrissy:

Yes. They were golfing together. Remember

Paul:

that? Right? The only two fucking race car drivers I know.

Chrissy:

I'm like, who is that guy? He's funny. And he's out there barefooted, smoking.

Paul:

Well, this smells like

Madi:

tropical lemonade. When I first smelled it, it reminded me of those zebra striped gum.

Paul:

Oh, yeah. What is this? Holy fuck.

Chrissy:

Well, that's a distinct Are you

Paul:

even old enough to know?

Chrissy:

You even

Paul:

For fuck's sake.

Chrissy:

Know?

Paul:

The the the gum flavor that lasts literally point five seven seconds. Yeah. Slot in your mouth. Yeah. All

Madi:

that. Flavor then spit

Paul:

it out.

Chrissy:

Yep. Yep.

Paul:

Sean was fucking notorious for that. Yeah. Mom would buy him that gum and he would literally fucking chew

Chrissy:

chewed like three chews?

Paul:

Yeah. Like any just one right after another fucking whole pack gone in a day.

Chrissy:

I can't chew gum. Have How long is chew gum? The their jaw? TMJ?

Paul:

Yeah. What the fuck is this? This tastes funny.

Madi:

I know it doesn't taste the way it smells.

Paul:

What's

Madi:

But it's tropical tropical lemonade.

Chrissy:

Has a weird accent.

Paul:

No. Yeah. This doesn't taste anything like lemonade. Doesn't smell like lemonade. Doesn't fuck

Chrissy:

way better.

Paul:

Yeah. You had one

Chrissy:

I don't like this one. You gotta get rid of this one, John Daly.

Paul:

It's he was drunk when he made this one.

Chrissy:

Something.

Paul:

He probably pissed in it.

Chrissy:

No. Yeah. I mean, it's not horrible but it wouldn't be my choice to of compared to that one.

Madi:

It would be the last you

Chrissy:

could grab in the bottle? Yeah. I would probably leave that one

Paul:

in there. I mean, I would still drink it. But it does have a weird aftertaste.

Chrissy:

Very weird aftertaste.

Paul:

And it's not doesn't not lemonade. It doesn't taste anything No. Like just went for the tropical and forgot to put lemonade in it. That's what he did.

Chrissy:

Oh, here's the pink.

Madi:

Yep. Pink lemonade.

Chrissy:

See, now I'm probably gonna like this

Paul:

one. Yeah. I would imagine this is gonna be this Good one? Yeah.

Chrissy:

Oh, yeah.

Paul:

Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is like that fucking crystal light shit.

Chrissy:

Oh, it kind of is.

Paul:

Yeah. Isn't it?

Chrissy:

Yeah. Except stronger.

Paul:

Yeah. Yeah. Right? Whole percent and a half stronger.

Chrissy:

Yeah. No. I like this one. I knew I would though. Anything pink lemonade, you can't go wrong.

Paul:

Well, you wouldn't think you could fuck up tropical lemonade but think.

Chrissy:

Mean, with vodka, I don't know. All that's all it says on the menu, natural flavors. Gluten free.

Paul:

What is gluten? Like wheat?

Chrissy:

Yeah. Oh, this one's a 110 calories. This one's got more calories than the other one. So they are

Paul:

one is a 110 too. That one is.

Chrissy:

I thought I read oh, yeah. What the heck? I lied then.

Paul:

Google fucking lied.

Chrissy:

They did lie because they said it was 95.

Madi:

Alright. The last one is the strawberry lemonade.

Chrissy:

Poor for a purpose. Pour for purpose. That's what it is.

Paul:

The strawberry impact.

Chrissy:

We are a charity driven brand and take pride in offering the best tasting products on the market. Our lemonades are crafted using all natural fruit juices and premium craft vodka for refreshing flavor. Now, he has an actual vodka vodka, like in a bottle too.

Paul:

What do you know what it's called? Well, or

Chrissy:

Good Boy? Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't have a dog on it. So

Paul:

That's Well, a little

Madi:

one in the o, but

Chrissy:

Oh, okay. I'm way up there. Eye Maddie. Good

Paul:

eye. Alright.

Chrissy:

What's this one? Strawberry lemonade. That's good. I feel like after the first three, they all kinda taste the same.

Paul:

That huckleberry's fucking

Chrissy:

I feel like that one was really good.

Paul:

Yeah. Huckleberry's where pink. Huckleberry's where it's at. Tropicals.

Madi:

We're just gonna put them in least.

Chrissy:

Yep. There you go.

Paul:

I would

Chrissy:

There you go.

Madi:

Would That's a good order.

Chrissy:

I agree.

Paul:

I would switch the if it was me, I'd switch strawberry with a pink.

Chrissy:

It's not you. Goddamn.

Paul:

It'd be a lot cooler if it was. It's bullshit. Place the prison fucking out of here. Alright. Free alcohol or just kidding, I'll say.

Paul:

Yeah. I

Chrissy:

don't know. I feel like that's a good order. Pink, I thought was a little bit better than the strawberry. I

Paul:

don't know. They're almost the same. They're pretty pretty similar. Similar. Similar.

Chrissy:

Similar. I can't wait to try this. Michi. Michi Chelada.

Paul:

Well, it's what I'm saying. We should have done it back to back. Back to back so we could have compared it.

Chrissy:

Oh. We're gonna end the day with a lemon drop though. A shot? Mhmm. Oh,

Paul:

fuck. Those are so fucking good.

Chrissy:

But I'm wondering, I bet you we don't have sugar. Make it Santa didn't bring sugar.

Paul:

Oh, for fuck's sakes, you had one job. Better be sugar.

Chrissy:

Better be some sugar.

Paul:

It's the only the only reason you take those is for the sugar.

Chrissy:

Oh, it's the sugar. That is the kick of

Paul:

What did I have last night?

Chrissy:

What did you have?

Paul:

I don't know. It tasted like a water moccasin but it wasn't a water moccasin. It was something tea. A green Yeah. Oh.

Paul:

Is it a green tea?

Chrissy:

I don't know.

Paul:

I don't fucking know.

Chrissy:

We never go to the bar ever.

Paul:

Why not?

Chrissy:

Unless after we leave here, we go eat.

Paul:

Right?

Chrissy:

I mean, we never really go

Paul:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

Like out to the bars anymore. We're old.

Paul:

Well, you know what is good is Tuesday, Taco Tuesday

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Paul:

At ZBG's.

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Paul:

Get a dollar 50 taco and they they have those moonshine margaritas on sale for like $6. God. Their tacos I don't basic taco and nothing special, but it's just so fucking good. You can get like a whole fucking dinner for $10. A good deal.

Paul:

Right?

Chrissy:

Well, you're just gonna eat one taco. Does that fill you up?

Paul:

No. I do. I usually have like three tacos. Okay. Three.

Paul:

Three tacos and a moonshine margarita is like $10.11 bucks.

Chrissy:

Oh, okay.

Paul:

Yeah. Nice. And you can get beef or chicken, hard or soft. Yeah. And then they give you a sour cream and a and a hot sauce packet.

Paul:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

When Jamie General, God bless your soul Jamie, when she worked at the highway, we would always go up on Taco Tuesdays when she was working. Yeah. And she would always she always knew exactly what I wanted exactly how to make it. Like, She didn't cook the food, but she would tell what

Paul:

was in the kitchen

Chrissy:

exactly what I wanted. Taco salad like with jalapenos and Oh.

Paul:

She had

Chrissy:

nailed it every single time. And it like back then, I don't know, we we leave out of there for $20. We would both eat, have Yeah. One drink and be full.

Paul:

Right? It's like where can you do that now? Nowhere. You go anywhere, you get two drinks Jamie? Yeah.

Paul:

Yeah. Yeah. Her and Lindsay both Yes. I I didn't What

Chrissy:

a shit story that was.

Paul:

I know. Like, I didn't speaking of fucking people who died, you know. I didn't I didn't know Jamie that that well until I knew

Chrissy:

She lived right behind me. Oh, really? Mhmm.

Paul:

Yeah. I met her through Lindsay.

Chrissy:

Lindsay.

Paul:

Yeah. Yeah. I it was super weird like when I met her or not not when I met her but like before she died, we were up at I wanna say it was like ZBG's or something. It was me, her, Lindsay, whatever. We were drinking, talking bull shitting or whatever.

Paul:

And she's like, yeah. She's like, her her and Lindsey were talking about, like, if they passed away, fucking they had set up. And she said something like, yeah, if I pass away, whatever, I got this person knows what to do and how to take care of my kid and where the money is and shit like that.

Chrissy:

Really?

Paul:

And this was literally less than a week. It was like

Chrissy:

No way.

Paul:

Four fucking days, I think.

Chrissy:

And they passed away?

Paul:

Yeah. On the side by side.

Chrissy:

So you were with them Yeah. Four days before that?

Paul:

I was I was with both of them. Fuck. Well, it had to been a day or two before they died.

Chrissy:

Because that was two years ago.

Paul:

Yeah. They were at my place and we were just sitting around drinking bullshit or whatever. I just got off work and they came over, whatever. And they're like, they all

Chrissy:

What was what was it two years ago or

Paul:

last year? It's gotta be coming Last year. It's gotta be coming up on two. It was last because April, wasn't it?

Chrissy:

It was in April but it was last year.

Paul:

April or May.

Madi:

So it

Chrissy:

wasn't even two years ago. A

Paul:

year ago in April. Yeah. Coming up on two. Yeah. But, yeah, they were so we whatever we just happened to be talking about that.

Paul:

It was

Chrissy:

Whatever. That's kind of a weird coincidence.

Paul:

Yeah. It it made me think for sure. I don't know. It was, like you said, it was a weird coincidence.

Chrissy:

So the day that we went to Jamie's celebration of life, which was in which was happened I remember. On Jim's birthday. No. It was at the highway. Oh.

Chrissy:

Because Yeah. The highway. It was on Jim's birthday thirteenth.

Paul:

Yep.

Chrissy:

So Bo and Dean were there Yep. That night. And that's when Dean got into his accident.

Paul:

Dean wiped out.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Yeah. Leaving there. Yeah. Yep.

Paul:

That's what I heard.

Chrissy:

Yeah. So it was last year. Yeah. I was thinking it was two years ago, but it was only a year ago.

Paul:

Crazy crazy events. Right?

Chrissy:

So so woman sues Hershey's for a $5,000,000 over a faceless Reese's pumpkin. What is this story? What? Many candy brands release specialty products during each holiday season.

Paul:

Reese's pumpkin. Reese's is the best. God. Are

Chrissy:

you Is no different. Offering a variety of Fucking candy store. The Halloween season.

Paul:

Jesus Christ.

Chrissy:

Such as pumpkins, ghosts, bats, skeletons. However, one leave it to Florida. However, one woman in Florida was less than thrilled when Reese's holiday themed peanut butter candies had gone on what? Was less than thrilled with Reese's holiday themed peanut butter candies and has gone on to sue their parent company.

Paul:

These fucks that sue For $5,000,000. Dude, for no fucking one in fucking god.

Chrissy:

I don't know yet.

Paul:

If she did, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna sue Reese's for not giving me fucking Giving fat.

Chrissy:

I don't know. Kelly of Tampa, Florida reportedly purchased a bag of the Reese's peanut butter cup pumpkins from Aldi believing that the product contained a cute looking carving of a pumpkin's mouth and eyes as pictured on the packaging. Come on. Unfortunately, when Kelly got home to unwrap Harissa's treat, she was upset to find no happy

Paul:

my god.

Chrissy:

On the candy.

Paul:

Dude, this Dude.

Chrissy:

This is You better not have one.

Paul:

I guarantee she probably fucking did. If she did

Chrissy:

How they went on to file a hefty class action lawsuit against the Hershey company for 5,000,000 for false

Paul:

Why 5,000,000?

Chrissy:

For false and deceptive advertising.

Paul:

Badass fucking ate five of them.

Chrissy:

She's like, that sounds Reese's peanut butter Fucking pumpkins, but a variety of other Halloween and holiday candy. It doesn't say whether she won or not.

Paul:

Dude, you you wanna hear some fucked up shit? Get this. So a chick went or I don't know if it

Chrissy:

It doesn't say whether she won.

Paul:

Who cares? Whatever.

Chrissy:

I care.

Paul:

No. It's over. On to the next story. So there was this chick who what's went to that? Disney Disney World or whatever?

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Paul:

Scare Mountain or something.

Chrissy:

Okay. It's a ride? Yeah. Yeah.

Paul:

She was scared too much. She sued fucking Disney

Chrissy:

she win?

Paul:

She fucking won. They fucking paid her money because she was scared too much. How the fuck does that happen? This is what's wrong with us.

Chrissy:

So now, I'm going to Valley Fair tomorrow.

Paul:

Yeah. Right? Let's go. This fucking venomous fucking roller coaster scared the shit out of me too much. It wasn't the right amount of scare.

Paul:

Get fucked. Why they should fucking they should put that

Chrissy:

Why am I in limbo here about the recess? They didn't give me the ending story.

Paul:

It. That's that's kinda disappointing.

Chrissy:

That is. Well, now I have to Google it.

Paul:

That sounds like too much. I'm gonna forget all these stories in about twelve minutes.

Chrissy:

Exactly. Because I'm starving to death.

Paul:

I'm eat a fucking Snickers.

Chrissy:

I'm so hungry.

Paul:

Fuck Reese's.

Chrissy:

Oh, my God. That is insane.

Paul:

And how much it should Can I sue fucking Snickers because it doesn't say Snickers on the fucking chocolate bar when I open it? Fuck. This fucking this dude, I'm so sick of people suing fucking people for bullshit fucking reasons. People. That chick back in the day who sued McDonald's because her coffee was too hot.

Paul:

What do you fucking think coffee is? It's fucking hot, you idiot.

Chrissy:

She she spilled it and she got, what, third degree burns or She

Paul:

should have got fucking ninety degree burns.

Chrissy:

And now you get lukewarm coffee at Yeah. McDonald's because of it.

Paul:

Because of that bitch. Thanks bitch. Fuck. I'm so angry. I don't even drink coffee.

Chrissy:

Neither do I. I'm probably gonna just order it just for the fact.

Paul:

Just to fucking knock it off their head. Now, I want a fucking Alright. Shamrock

Chrissy:

We're doing meat chichelada. I've been wanting to try this all day.

Paul:

Yeah. We like I said, we should have not waited and done it back to back. Back to back.

Chrissy:

Only because I know Mike wants to know what it tastes like.

Paul:

Well This

Chrissy:

is what he drinks.

Paul:

I think Mike needs to come up and try it because he would be a better fucking judge of it than we would.

Chrissy:

He's gotta drive.

Paul:

You can have a sip. That doesn't count. Right?

Chrissy:

I don't know. Another big can, big ass can.

Paul:

Yep. What is that? The only way these fucking things

Chrissy:

Apparently, Mexicans like it that way.

Paul:

Mexicans.

Chrissy:

Now, how long have had this, Maddie? And again, it's not red. And I'm expecting it to be clamato looking.

Paul:

Yeah. This looks like more beer.

Chrissy:

So

Paul:

This is a shit that Mike drinks? What is this supposed to taste like? If it was done right, how should it taste?

Chrissy:

When you order a meat gelato, he orders calamado, he orders beer. Right? Yeah. And whatever else, the the salt, the the lime and the salt.

Madi:

Yep. It says right here, enjoy chilled straight from the can just like the Michi would or

Chrissy:

Yep.

Madi:

Or ice.

Paul:

So that's that's what it's called is the Mich

Chrissy:

Michi Lada. If you go to Mexico and you order a Michi Lada, that's what you would get. It's typically a comado.

Paul:

To pour that.

Chrissy:

Let's cheers. We haven't done a cheers yet. Cheers. Cheers to Maddie for being a producer or a camera girl or drinker.

Madi:

All in one.

Paul:

In one. Get in and get it out. I'll mess my hair up.

Chrissy:

Oh. This is not what I expected. It's almost sour. I

Paul:

fucking inhaled it too fast.

Chrissy:

I think this needs calamado added to it.

Paul:

You can taste the salt.

Chrissy:

The salt and the lime.

Paul:

And the lime. It's it's like it that's what it taste well, if you give it a second, can taste the pepper in it later.

Chrissy:

If you mix that with Clamato.

Paul:

Fucking knockout.

Chrissy:

For sure.

Paul:

That's what they're missing.

Madi:

Mhmm.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Michi and I I went on the website last night. Michi and Chichi or something like that. The Mexican masks. It's definitely good.

Paul:

This is

Chrissy:

But, I don't I don't taste tomato. Do you? Mm-mm. No. Mostly the lime is tomato, zesty, lime, and spices.

Chrissy:

Cholata is the lime and salt. I don't taste the tomato. We're supposed to shake it up?

Paul:

Yeah. Tip it upside down. Right? I don't know. One of those drinks.

Chrissy:

Because I definitely don't taste tomato.

Paul:

Nope. It

Madi:

doesn't sound there to add anything, is it? No.

Chrissy:

It's definitely good though.

Paul:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

Did you like this one or the first one better? The pineapple.

Paul:

First one for sure.

Madi:

The first one.

Paul:

Almost Yeah.

Chrissy:

Let's not do that.

Paul:

Don't hurt the bite. No.

Chrissy:

Suspect stops. Okay. A burglar pauses mid theft to pet the family dog. We gotta hear what the story is about. At approximately 10:40PM on July 15, an unidentified male made his way into an open garage back to San Diego in San Diego, California intending to steal a 2019 Elektra three speed bicycle valued at $1,300.

Chrissy:

Just as the man was about to leave with the bike, the family's golden retriever emerged from the house and greeted the thief. That would be our chicken wing. However, rather than eye tailing it away from the crime scene, the man brought the bike back into the garage stopping mid robbery to give the dog pets and belly rubs.

Paul:

Right.

Chrissy:

So he went to thieve the bike but he liked the dog.

Paul:

Is that all he got caught because of the fuck

Chrissy:

of which was caught on video surveillance. Once playtime was over, the thief took off with oh, then he then he did take the bike.

Paul:

Shifty fucker.

Chrissy:

Yep. The San Diego Police Department posted the security video to their Facebook page and thanks to the anonymous tip, the 42 year old man was arrested and caught and thrown in jail. So he I don't really know what the point of that story was but he liked the dog. You know what know take the bike right away and then it came back and took the bike the

Paul:

the garage door was open or whatever.

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Paul:

Get this. Was could

Chrissy:

be our dog.

Paul:

There was I don't know where this story was, but there was some dude mowing his lawn. So you're in like a suburban area, mowing your lawn, Saturday afternoon, fucking garage door's open. This motherfucker off the street comes in, walks into his garage. This dude doesn't know him. Just random dude.

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Paul:

Steals his backpack blower, which is like an $800 backpack Yeah. And then just walks off with it. He gets a lesser fucking charge because the because the garage door was open. Oh. It's like really?

Paul:

Yeah. It's like, what the fuck?

Chrissy:

I Is this in Minnesota?

Paul:

No. I don't think it I don't know. I don't I think it was out in California somewhere, if I'm not mistaken.

Chrissy:

Basically, the same thing.

Paul:

But right. And it's just like, if I don't understand why we're going so fucking lenient on criminals now. They're just making like

Chrissy:

Because they want criminals out there in Yeah. Minneapolis.

Paul:

Well, want them. I feel like Because

Chrissy:

they're the fucking democratic voters.

Paul:

They're the ones that I don't know why or what, but it just, dude, it's fucking ridiculous.

Chrissy:

It's insane.

Paul:

You know what they should do? Like, people who fucking school shooters or fucking murderers or No. Fuck this. You know, you wanna know what we really should do? And it might seem kind of fucking barbaric or cruel or whatever.

Paul:

I don't give a

Chrissy:

to the choir.

Paul:

Yeah. Right? They should take that motherfucker, string them up, let's fucking put it on pay per view, sell this shit the fuck out, All the proceeds go to family, victim families.

Chrissy:

Yeah. The children run.

Paul:

Not only that, let the motherfuckers, victims, like the the mothers and the fathers and whoever lost kids or whoever lost what. Yeah. Let them decide how they die. Yeah. Let them fucking whether they get to pull the trigger or whether get to fucking just sit there with a fucking scalpel and just give him like tiny little paper cuts all over his body.

Paul:

Then pour alcohol. Yeah. Or vinegar or gasoline or I whatever,

Chrissy:

don't even care.

Paul:

It it with that's I fucking

Chrissy:

When I was doing this last night going through stories, there are so many more heartbreaking stories Yeah. Than there was funny stories, and I was like, okay. I'm going down this rabbit hole.

Paul:

Bro, dude.

Chrissy:

It's freaking stories and

Paul:

one of

Chrissy:

those stories was recently in Alabama. I don't know if you heard. No. But they caught the whole sex ring of people in Alabama where parents parents of these children

Paul:

Really fucking

Chrissy:

were drugging their kids and tying them up and selling them to the fucking sick fucks, tying them to coals, tying them to beds. We're talking three years old to like What? 10 years old. Yes.

Paul:

Who the fuck fucks with

Chrissy:

a was three year old? Just was like, okay. I wasn't even gonna bring it up, but now that you went there No. Brought it up.

Paul:

Well, see that's

Chrissy:

what I It was was so barbaric and so horrific that I just couldn't even believe it. And this this is just this just happened.

Paul:

You know what? And you don't hear much about it, will you? But yet, somebody randomly shoots somebody who doesn't make a fucking gang related difference bullshit, and they're gonna blow this out of proportion and say we need to ban guns Yeah. Because of a political agenda that they need to push. Yeah.

Paul:

Yet, fucking three year olds are fucking

Chrissy:

But, yeah. Sex traffic. Mass shooting where the killer ends up getting killed is because some fucking random person had a gun. Right. Yeah.

Chrissy:

That was there.

Paul:

And it's like, if

Chrissy:

you They stopped. They saved probably 20 people's lives because someone was there with a gun.

Paul:

Right. And it's just

Chrissy:

No. Like I get it.

Paul:

I don't know. I feel like it all almost should be fucking mandated. When you fucking graduate high school, you take courses on how to field strip, properly shoot, properly maintain, properly store, properly shoot, whatever training, all that shit, and everybody should have one. You walk into a fucking bank and you've got I

Chrissy:

don't think everybody should have one, but you need to have

Paul:

if you're you're you're legal to have one is what I mean. Yes. I don't Yeah. We're not gonna give fucking schizophrenia motherfucker Correct. One.

Paul:

But Correct. Like, if you're like no. If you're legal to have one, they should You should be trained whether it's in high school or right out of high school or whatever.

Chrissy:

Yeah.

Paul:

You walk into a bank, what do you think? Like, you know Like, all these states that are concealing carrier or pro carrier like Florida, like how many people I guarantee you the robbery rate's a lot less because you know that there's a 95% chance that that motherfucker's gonna have a gun and is gonna use it.

Chrissy:

In schools being fucking able to carry.

Paul:

Don't even start with that. Yeah.

Chrissy:

Why? Why would you not? If I was a teacher

Paul:

Dude, you could do a two for one and get fucking veterans who are Yes. Looking for work.

Chrissy:

Looking for work.

Paul:

Yeah. To sit in that Now they're already trained. Work.

Chrissy:

Yeah. Like, wanna volunteer Yeah. To do something.

Paul:

These motherfuckers are already trained, precision as fuck. Yeah. Been there, done that, and ain't gonna fucking hesitate to save a kid's life.

Chrissy:

I agree.

Paul:

Dude, fuck. I don't understand.

Chrissy:

I agree.

Paul:

It should be fucking mandated throughout the country.

Chrissy:

But they don't want that. They just want the terrorism. They want the terror Exactly.

Paul:

Of it out there. Are they gonna push the agenda of fucking banning ARs when there's no fucking school shooting?

Chrissy:

Right.

Paul:

Yeah. Obviously, they're not gonna do that.

Chrissy:

School shootings, mall shootings yeah. I don't even know.

Paul:

There is what was

Chrissy:

I feel like we don't even know about half of them anymore because it's so common.

Paul:

Well, there was the honest outlaw, he did a bit on one of these mass shootings. This dude was in a grocery store, had a gun. What or it was a grocery store or a mall? I can't remember. But he he was gonna start fucking just offing people, and this dude concealed and carried was pretty good with his gun obviously because from about 50 yards, I think he put nine rounds center mass into him.

Paul:

Yeah. And it's like as he was walking, he did that. That's fucking impressive. And I mean, I get that I get how some people are like, oh, we don't need everyone to have guns or whatever because like I've even got friends

Chrissy:

not everyone

Paul:

Right. Should have

Chrissy:

one, but

Paul:

But you should have the right to protect yourself or if you want to, whatever. I agree. But like I've got friends who have conceal and carry. I got a buddy who's got a conceal and carry, had it for eight years and he's got, I don't know, he's bought like '2 19 eleven's since he's had that.

Chrissy:

Mhmm.

Paul:

And he shot them maybe twice and they were at my house.

Chrissy:

Really?

Paul:

And once he accidentally put a round through my wall and almost fucking blew up my fucking propane tank and killed us.

Chrissy:

Oh my god. Who was that?

Paul:

I don't wanna say his name.

Chrissy:

Okay. Well, I probably don't.

Paul:

But you know who you are.

Chrissy:

Alright, Maddie. We got our last our we're doing our shot. Well, it should be a shot. I

Paul:

don't think it's enough to fit in a shot. No. It's not enough to fit in a shot, is it?

Chrissy:

A lemon drop is a shot. Yes.

Paul:

Oh, it is. Oh,

Chrissy:

yeah. She did it right. It's we're supposed to have sugar. But

Madi:

I can put sugar. I don't know if she left sugar.

Chrissy:

She didn't leave sugar. This

Paul:

is supposed to be sugar around the rim

Chrissy:

pretend. So, well, we've oh. I don't know. This isn't exactly a new drink. No.

Chrissy:

This is one of my favorites of all time, which is called Lemon Drop, which is I don't know. Did she use lemon vodka or just regular vodka? You can either make it with lemon vodka. Lemon vodka or regular vodka. She probably use Tito's.

Chrissy:

Tito's. Lemon juice, triple sec, and typically sugar around the rim. But we're good. What is that?

Madi:

We didn't try that.

Paul:

That's that Long Island other one, isn't it?

Madi:

That's another Long Island one

Chrissy:

but it's What the heck?

Madi:

Don't know. Looks like we're

Paul:

gonna That looks like fucking

Chrissy:

eight drinks on here. Hooch. Oops. Yeah. Whatever.

Paul:

Looks like moonshine.

Chrissy:

Maybe we'll do that next time. Yeah.

Paul:

Oh, feel like

Chrissy:

this is gonna be Cheers.

Paul:

Fucking delicious.

Chrissy:

Lemon drop.

Paul:

Oh,

Chrissy:

aye. I love these. It's one of my favorite drinks. Oh, no.

Paul:

Oh. Yeah. I feel like if it had sugar, it'd even be more bomb as far.

Chrissy:

But so now

Paul:

Yeah.

Chrissy:

In a regular lemon drop, you wouldn't put triple sec in there which is basically the sugar.

Paul:

Oh. It gives it yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Chrissy:

Which is really good.

Paul:

Actually. It is super good.

Chrissy:

Delicious.

Paul:

Delicious. I

Chrissy:

think we'll do that one next time.

Paul:

Put your

Madi:

cups over there.

Paul:

This is fucking

Chrissy:

That wraps it up for fucking eight. Episode eight, we've been doing this four months now.

Paul:

Boy. Hey.

Chrissy:

What's up, babe?

Paul:

Four months?

Chrissy:

How are you doing? I think since April.

Paul:

It's fucking

Chrissy:

June, July, July. Right? Yep. Four months, episode eight. We do two Oh, fuck.

Chrissy:

Two every month. So Fuck ish. Heck yeah.

Paul:

I Fucking oy.

Chrissy:

Oy oy. Well,

Paul:

Okay. That's Bye.

Chrissy:

Not starving. No. I don't even know what to say.

Paul:

Gotta do the phone tap.

Chrissy:

Not welcome.

Paul:

Like that

Chrissy:

subscribe, like, share, beer boos and BS, and go to sickbastardstreetword.net and buy some of our stuff on there. If you see it on there in behind us, you can get it on there. And thanks, Polly.

Paul:

No. Thanks for

Chrissy:

all clean

Paul:

I know.

Chrissy:

All cleaned up.

Paul:

Fucking wax arms too. Look at that. Oh. I

Chrissy:

noticed. I noticed too.

Paul:

Dude, I don't care what anyone says.

Chrissy:

Copy me and Brandon.

Paul:

Don't care if it's gay or not.

Chrissy:

It's I like it.

Paul:

It makes your tattoos pop like a motherfucker. Hell yeah. Feels delicious.

Chrissy:

Hell yeah.

Paul:

And it keeps you cool as Thank

Chrissy:

you, Maddie, so much.

Paul:

Thanks, lady. Okay. Bye.

Chrissy:

Thanks, Blake. Thanks everybody for subscribing and watching. Oh, shit. We just hit a 150,000 subscribers. Really?

Chrissy:

No. Viewers. Viewers? 2,500 subscribers.

Paul:

Holy fuck.

Chrissy:

Peace out.

Paul:

Okay. Bye.

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